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Assfucker
post May 8 2006, 10:49 AM
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Hey all, I'm assfucker. Some of you know me from a certian other site. I was invited here by Foxy and I'm interfriends with COMEDY.....so with that being said, here's a little information on me.


I'm 34, married with 3 kids.

Living in South Florida

I work for an orthopedic manufacturer and I'm a part time personal trainer. I enjoy long walks on a moonlit beach, lunch in the park, bike riding without the seat, the color teal, and my favorite fabric is corduroy. I'm looking for a message board that accepts me for me, and not someone else confused-smiley-013.gif

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I'm real, what I post is real. I'm here to stay and will get the wife on soon. She has AWESOME tits love-smiley-085.gif

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post May 15 2006, 09:38 AM
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post May 15 2006, 10:17 AM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 09:38 AM)
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She can tan all she wants,but it would look pretty funny with a tanline in the shape of my body on her back. laughing-smiley-017.gif


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post May 15 2006, 10:18 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 15 2006, 10:17 AM)
She can tan all she wants,but it would look pretty funny with a tanline in the shape of my body on her back. laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I figured you'd say something to the effect of:


"I have some personal sunscreen I'd like to apply to her back....if I may of coarse" laughing-smiley-017.gif


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post May 15 2006, 10:21 AM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 10:18 AM)
I figured you'd say something to the effect of:
"I have some personal sunscreen I'd like to apply to her back....if I may of coarse" laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I thought that might be crossing the line a bit. but as long as you mention it...

I have some special sunscreen I'd like to apply to her back... if I may, of course. grinning-smiley-003.gif


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Assfucker   Assfucker Has Entered The Room So....   May 8 2006, 10:49 AM
Bobaloo   ummm. Ouch :huh: And, oh, yeah, Welcome to RM...   May 8 2006, 10:52 AM
Assfucker   thanks Bobaloo........yes the bike seat is a tigh...   May 8 2006, 11:04 AM
foxy lady   Anytime hun anytime, glad you could make it, I...   May 8 2006, 11:15 AM
Assfucker   I'll let her know......I don't want to po...   May 8 2006, 11:47 AM
foxy lady   Looking a little tired there AF :huh:   May 8 2006, 11:52 AM
Assfucker   Opened the gym that morning, it's was prolly ...   May 8 2006, 12:03 PM
foxy lady   Nonetheless your bod is still a very nice view ...   May 8 2006, 12:04 PM
Assfucker   awwwww I bet you say that to all the fellas :shuw...   May 8 2006, 12:06 PM
foxy lady   Nah, only the HOT ones :P   May 8 2006, 12:07 PM
Bobaloo   Hey, that's a nice camera. I have the T7... ...   May 8 2006, 12:06 PM
Assfucker   ya mirror pics are teh kewlest :2thumbsup: ...   May 8 2006, 12:08 PM
Bobaloo   It takes much better pics. The T1 has a major fl...   May 8 2006, 12:09 PM
Assfucker   and that is needed for those "action" s...   May 8 2006, 12:13 PM
Bobaloo   :thumbup:   May 8 2006, 12:25 PM
foxy lady   Hey sexy, I think all the other RMMers will love...   May 8 2006, 10:52 AM
diane26   WOW Sexy ass body. Welcome to RMM.   May 8 2006, 12:59 PM
Assfucker   Thanks for the welcome, love yer sig :lol: ...   May 8 2006, 01:06 PM
foxy lady   Thought this pick would pass the judgement from th...   May 8 2006, 01:03 PM
Assfucker   Picture of the wife :niceones:   May 8 2006, 03:55 PM
Bobaloo   Boobalicious fo' sho!!!   May 8 2006, 03:58 PM
Assfucker   :) Just wait till you see the rest :bonerfied:   May 8 2006, 04:00 PM
Bobaloo   can't wait!!! :drama: Keep ...   May 8 2006, 04:01 PM
Assfucker   :ph34r:   May 8 2006, 04:06 PM
Bobaloo   That's the sexiest hood ornament i've ev...   May 8 2006, 04:08 PM
Assfucker   you should see what she did with the hood ornamen...   May 8 2006, 04:10 PM
Bobaloo   I'd like to!!! Pics???   May 8 2006, 04:12 PM
Assfucker   I'll have to ask permission to post that one ...   May 8 2006, 04:13 PM
Bobaloo   Okay. You have my permission :thumbup:   May 8 2006, 04:19 PM
Assfucker   :lol: I don't want to spoil any future fun...   May 8 2006, 04:21 PM
Bobaloo   oooooooooooooh. Now I get it. Well, in any case...   May 8 2006, 04:23 PM
foxy lady   :haha: Nice try Boo!   May 8 2006, 04:23 PM
Bobaloo   Oh, sure, just laugh at me. you wouldn't be ...   May 8 2006, 04:23 PM
foxy lady   You got a point there Boo :rolleyes:   May 8 2006, 04:27 PM
natalie   n'ah we'd still laugh at you. Welcome as...   May 8 2006, 05:18 PM
Bobaloo   So that's where Gnappy's been all weekend...   May 8 2006, 05:18 PM
natalie   LMFAO! :roflmao: :roflmao: :thum...   May 8 2006, 05:19 PM
Assfucker   Thanks for the welcome.......story "behind...   May 9 2006, 07:38 AM
Blond Bombshell   Oh yes please tell us about the story BEHIND :lo...   May 10 2006, 07:46 AM
Assfucker   :ph34r: I'd rather show you :letsfuck: ...   May 10 2006, 08:28 AM
foxy lady   Looks to me that you have a nice looking ride........   May 8 2006, 04:15 PM
hott1976   hi there! Welcome to RMM! My timins is b...   May 8 2006, 06:44 PM
Assfucker   Hiney pics!?!?!?!? :woohoo: :woo...   May 9 2006, 07:37 AM
Bobaloo   Ooooh! I can't wait to see those pics...   May 9 2006, 08:49 AM
fellatiofiend18   well helloooo there sexy. im glad you have started...   May 8 2006, 07:39 PM
Assfucker   :o Hey now!!!!!! ...   May 9 2006, 07:37 AM
hott1976   oh you guys already told me you liked my hiney...   May 9 2006, 04:47 PM
Bobaloo   How do i keep missing you, Hott???!!...   May 9 2006, 05:06 PM
foxy lady   AF's gonna LOVE you :wub:   May 10 2006, 12:01 AM
Assfucker   :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:   May 10 2006, 08:29 AM
bondiguy   Any friend of the C Man is a friend of mine! ...   May 10 2006, 02:24 AM
Assfucker   Thanks dood, damn you're a post whore eh>?...   May 10 2006, 08:28 AM
natalie   Dude you really gotta learn how to spell dude. :...   May 10 2006, 03:47 PM
Assfucker   Kewl :2thumbsup: I'll try 4 u doodette :P   May 10 2006, 04:28 PM
paybarraman   Ahhhhhh yes....the deliciously photogenic Mrs ...   May 10 2006, 03:54 PM
Assfucker   :) Thanks fella, we need to take some new ...   May 10 2006, 04:27 PM
bondiguy   I see you have read my business card :lol:   May 11 2006, 01:26 AM
fellatiofiend18   yipeeee! welcome Bombshell to RMM! we are ...   May 11 2006, 03:51 AM
Assfucker   A couple requested pics of Blond Bombshell....I ho...   May 11 2006, 09:39 AM
foxy lady   Great AF, now I want to go clam digging :eatme:...   May 11 2006, 09:44 AM
Bobaloo   Ditto and Ditto!!!   May 11 2006, 10:32 AM
Blond Bombshell   Hey there baby I guess I dont have a problem ...   May 11 2006, 02:54 PM
Assfucker   I think you're getting some fans, might be ti...   May 11 2006, 02:55 PM
natalie   Yes! It is time! Can I be fan number one...   May 11 2006, 03:23 PM
Assfucker   Please, I insist :lunch:   May 11 2006, 03:26 PM
natalie   Oooh it looks like being a fan comes with bonuse...   May 11 2006, 03:29 PM
fellatiofiend18   dammit! im always a few steps behind! o...   May 11 2006, 03:46 PM
foxy lady   Well I'm miffed...... <_< You told ...   May 11 2006, 03:57 PM
Assfucker   :lol: Yer all Number 1's in my book :l...   May 11 2006, 04:00 PM
foxy lady   Good cover there AF :rolleyes:   May 11 2006, 04:01 PM
Assfucker   :pimpers:   May 11 2006, 04:05 PM
evade20   :drama: :drama: :drama: More pics of BB wou...   May 14 2006, 06:33 AM
Assfucker   :bonerfied:   May 11 2006, 09:39 AM
natalie   Well I know you did the proper thing and rode...   May 11 2006, 02:26 PM
Assfucker   :huh: Whos looking at her feet and yes we ...   May 11 2006, 02:33 PM
paybarraman   Pics? What Pics? :ph34r: :bonerfied:   May 11 2006, 02:26 PM
fellatiofiend18   yum yum bombshell! altho id be a little hesit...   May 11 2006, 02:50 PM
diane26   Awesome pics wow so many couples here. :thumbup:   May 11 2006, 05:28 PM
ontippytoes   AF, you're hysterical! Your posts make me...   May 12 2006, 10:42 PM
Blond Bombshell   You should live with him ............ I am always...   May 13 2006, 06:44 PM
Assfucker   :kisses: Well keep on reading, I'm just ge...   May 15 2006, 09:20 AM
sensual_lips   :drama: :flashboobs: :niceones: yes it would be...   May 14 2006, 12:22 PM
Assfucker   Took some pictures this weekend, I'll post ...   May 15 2006, 09:22 AM
foxy lady   :drama: :drama:   May 15 2006, 09:28 AM
Assfucker   Downloading now :drama: :bonerfied:   May 15 2006, 09:31 AM
Assfucker   :ph34r:   May 15 2006, 09:36 AM
Bobaloo   oooh, that is nice. I'd like to pinch the ot...   May 15 2006, 10:16 AM
foxy lady   Candid shot, very nice :2thumbsup:   May 15 2006, 09:37 AM
Assfucker   :bonerfied:   May 15 2006, 09:38 AM
Assfucker   We'll see what she says later :ph34r:   May 15 2006, 10:54 AM
Bobaloo   She'll probably say. Hi, 911, this is BB. T...   May 15 2006, 10:55 AM
natalie   Oooooh. I like this one. :2thumbsup: :2thumbsu...   May 15 2006, 12:55 PM
foxy lady   Nice view :eatme:   May 15 2006, 09:39 AM
tripled   great shot :eatme:   May 15 2006, 09:46 AM
Assfucker   Enjoying the weekend and the board :cheers:   May 15 2006, 11:25 AM
Gnappster   AND an obvious pic whore :lol:   May 15 2006, 01:22 PM
Gnappster   Hey AF: I'm a long time lurker of "that o...   May 15 2006, 01:21 PM
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