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| foxy lady |
May 12 2006, 12:13 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ May 12 2006, 12:08 PM) like, if he can shove his donkey size cock up my ass, why the hell cant i do it it to him, not his own dick of course, i have mentioned one of those little baby carrots, the ones already smooth and cleaned. he seizes up like curdled milk! Recommendation...... Tie him up, blindfold him, lube him well and use your sheathed finger (I don't recommend the baby carrot), curve your finger toward the prostate gland and gently massage.....he'll be begging you for more......I recommend that you suck him or ride him while doing this...only so you'll feel the intense swelling in his cock and from my experiences he'll last a WHOLE LOT LONGER!
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| boanna |
May 12 2006, 12:17 PM
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QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 12 2006, 10:13 AM) Recommendation...... Tie him up, blindfold him, lube him well and use your sheathed finger (I don't recommend the baby carrot), curve your finger toward the prostate gland and gently massage.....he'll be begging you for more......I recommend that you suck him or ride him while doing this...only so you'll feel the intense swelling in his cock and from my experiences he'll last a WHOLE LOT LONGER!  yea right foxy!!!! well, im looking, i dont see anyting on me that lookes like a sheathed finger, what the hell is that anyway. my fingers are already slightly curved, from a table saw accident, would this help or hinder? i dont wanna massage, i just wanna shove!!! LOL ride him while doing this????? so i can feel him swell??? the only thing i'd feel his him buck me off.....and all he'd be beggin and yelling for is for me to get a lawyer!
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| foxy lady |
May 12 2006, 12:20 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ May 12 2006, 12:17 PM) yea right foxy!!!! well, im looking, i dont see anyting on me that lookes like a sheathed finger, what the hell is that anyway. my fingers are already slightly curved, from a table saw accident, would this help or hinder? i dont wanna massage, i just wanna shove!!! LOL ride him while doing this????? so i can feel him swell??? the only thing i'd feel his him buck me off.....and all he'd be beggin and yelling for is for me to get a lawyer! Ok maybe not such a good idea The curve would help and a sheathed finger is your finger with a finger condom on it.......wouldn't want to smell like shit
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| boanna |
May 12 2006, 12:32 PM
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QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 12 2006, 10:27 AM) well, its short and to the point, and has probably happened to thousands of women, but when it happens to u, u are the first one in history.... so, at night, we did all the sucking and fucking, and my ass was the last place to get fucked. went to sleep. boanna wakes up in the morning horny....sucks his cock. (u already know whats comin)...first time i ever spit! i all the sudden realized that his cock had last been in my ass....jumped off like i'd seen a NY rat! yelled "oh my god, i licked my own asshole!!!"
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| foxy lady |
May 12 2006, 12:36 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ May 12 2006, 12:32 PM) well, its short and to the point, and has probably happened to thousands of women, but when it happens to u, u are the first one in history.... so, at night, we did all the sucking and fucking, and my ass was the last place to get fucked. went to sleep. boanna wakes up in the morning horny....sucks his cock. (u already know whats comin)...first time i ever spit! i all the sudden realized that his cock had last been in my ass....jumped off like i'd seen a NY rat! yelled "oh my god, i licked my own asshole!!!"  Well that is just plain shitty ( no pun intended) ..... Can't say I've experienced that myself Bo!
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he_is_legend Male G Spot May 9 2006, 11:10 AM Kate44 Yip my hubbie enjoys it if i slip a finger up his ... May 9 2006, 11:12 AM foxy lady
Probing the prostate gland always makes him las... May 9 2006, 11:15 AM Assfucker I wouldn't know :( May 9 2006, 11:17 AM foxy lady
I'm surprised by that one AF <_< May 9 2006, 11:18 AM he_is_legend haha awww poor ass fucker. maybe one of the single... May 9 2006, 11:19 AM Assfucker
I really wouldn't say "poor ass fucker... May 9 2006, 11:23 AM  he_is_legend
that fair enough. the aim of my topic was to fin... May 9 2006, 11:27 AM   Assfucker
beh, no worries, I'd like her to try it once ... May 9 2006, 11:29 AM    foxy lady
Get her some finger condoms and some lube she m... May 9 2006, 11:32 AM     Assfucker
ahhhhhh the finger cots eh? :2thumbsup:
:b... May 9 2006, 11:53 AM diane26 This topic scares me :ph34r: May 9 2006, 12:11 PM he_is_legend
haha sorry. was just sitting around browsing sen... May 9 2006, 12:19 PM  diane26
I hear you there I totally dont study as much as ... May 9 2006, 12:25 PM   foxy lady
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Can I get a better pic of the Glut... May 9 2006, 12:27 PM     foxy lady
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ASSFUCKER DIANE NEEDS... May 9 2006, 12:30 PM      Assfucker
*disrobes* :shuwks: May 9 2006, 12:41 PM     Assfucker
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I'll have to take some :shuwk... May 9 2006, 12:30 PM      diane26
:drama: :drama: May 9 2006, 12:33 PM   he_is_legend
oo my exam 2moro is on human anatomy. kind of si... May 9 2006, 01:35 PM jokermuss
What about the part of you that wants to play ... May 9 2006, 12:29 PM  diane26
Ummmmm my fingers are not going up anyones ass :n... May 9 2006, 12:32 PM   jokermuss
My wife won't do it either. :( May 9 2006, 12:35 PM    diane26
You know I got her back on this one right??? LOL ... May 9 2006, 12:36 PM     jokermuss
That was my next question. For all of you ladi... May 9 2006, 12:43 PM   foxy lady
Well love wait til you have to disimpact someon... May 9 2006, 12:44 PM    diane26
I try not to think about all that. :P May 9 2006, 12:48 PM     foxy lady
It's no piece of cake but it is the shitty ... May 9 2006, 12:50 PM      jokermuss
Can't you guys work out a system of "fa... May 9 2006, 12:53 PM      diane26
Well I am hoping to working my way to only L and ... May 9 2006, 12:53 PM Lynette
[color=purple]DITTO![/b] May 9 2006, 07:50 PM COMEDYMAN I never had that happen yet but I have heard of th... May 9 2006, 12:54 PM UncleBuck I can't believe I am reading about guys that w... May 9 2006, 01:54 PM Assfucker
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But Thats a manly thing to do :lol: May 9 2006, 02:15 PM   Assfucker
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:thumbup: May 9 2006, 02:16 PM    boanna
god, thats sick...then the two of u actually laug... May 12 2006, 12:03 PM     Assfucker
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Just throwing some humor in the maleass... May 12 2006, 12:08 PM      boanna
its alright. if u didnt talk like that i would qu... May 12 2006, 12:10 PM      boanna
this thread already had its own humor, just in it... May 12 2006, 12:11 PM  boanna
oh my fucking god...i cant believe u wrote that i... May 12 2006, 11:58 AM   boanna
so this thread is the place i can finally talk ab... May 12 2006, 12:06 PM     Assfucker
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*slowly backs outta thread* May 12 2006, 12:25 PM         boanna
get back in here..this is your kinda story! May 12 2006, 12:28 PM           boanna
somehow i decided it was all his fault though. May 12 2006, 12:38 PM            foxy lady
Well wasn't it :P May 12 2006, 12:39 PM             boanna
no, it was my fault, i should have turned the sho... May 12 2006, 12:43 PM              foxy lady
I was being fececious (sp?)......ummm that... May 12 2006, 12:45 PM               boanna
yea, cause it makes for a boring morning if ya do... May 12 2006, 12:48 PM               fellatiofiend18
hahaha when you spell it that way it is! it... May 12 2006, 01:05 PM                boanna
no, your wrong...it was "ed". i rememb... May 12 2006, 01:52 PM                 Bobaloo
This is one of the funniest posts in this entire ... May 12 2006, 03:02 PM              Assfucker
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:blink: May 12 2006, 12:50 PM             boanna
could it be?? have i met my match? boanna tumbl... May 12 2006, 12:44 PM              foxy lady
:lol: May 12 2006, 12:45 PM              foxy lady
Looks like we're gonna have to provide him ... May 12 2006, 12:47 PM               boanna
sweet mother of god! sorry foxy, gotta go. ... May 12 2006, 12:58 PM                foxy lady
Have fun sweetie ;) May 12 2006, 01:10 PM               boanna
:2gunsfiring: May 12 2006, 12:57 PM            foxy lady
I'd much rather lick his ass for him and ha... May 12 2006, 12:43 PM          Assfucker
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man, you are talented :thumbup:
... May 12 2006, 12:40 PM     boanna
so which direction do i curve my finger, and whic... May 12 2006, 12:19 PM     boanna
u just have way too many things going on long bef... May 12 2006, 12:22 PM      foxy lady
Well it would only work if he was adventurous, ... May 12 2006, 12:24 PM       boanna
i guess its cause i always wanna be the one tied ... May 12 2006, 12:28 PM        foxy lady
Now one must learn not to be so selfish Bo :nah... May 12 2006, 12:31 PM         boanna
i just cant get him to do it enough.
hey, i th... May 12 2006, 12:34 PM natalie I would do almost anything my man wanted me to do.... May 10 2006, 03:57 PM foxy lady
My attitude exactly... cuz if he's Hot then... May 12 2006, 11:39 AM  boanna
god i love these women!!
doing what a ... May 12 2006, 11:55 AM   foxy lady
It sure makes my pussy wet knowing that I make ... May 12 2006, 11:58 AM    boanna
yea, what foxy said! May 12 2006, 12:00 PM     foxy lady
:2thumbsup: You're the woman Bo :kisses: May 12 2006, 12:02 PM Assfucker :drama: May 12 2006, 11:39 AM boanna [quote=he_is_legend,May 9 2006, 09:10 AM]
i dunno ... May 12 2006, 12:14 PM Assfucker
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wow :drama: May 12 2006, 12:18 PM natalie
Why? He wasn't going to take you with him? ... May 12 2006, 02:37 PM  foxy lady
Yeah I know what you mean Nat, Just Hangin and ... May 12 2006, 02:40 PM Lynette [color=purple]I tried a finger in his ass once. He... May 14 2006, 12:15 AM he_is_legend
too right. if hes not kool with it then it dont ... May 17 2006, 11:13 AM Gnappster
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