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[Lynette]

I've got a question. I've talked to a couple of guys lately who say the either WON'T have their women wearing thong bikinis, or thong panties. The reasons they've given are pretty much as you'd expect from a member of the 700 club to some yahoo who believes that his wife will sleep with any of his friends unless he's got a chastity belt on ther or carries a shotgun/
So.... What possible objections could you guys have? I mean, These little string things ARE sexy! Aren't they?
*KISS*

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[evade20]

  Sounds like it would be fun to listen too.

I couldn't stand looking at that weird background while trying to read the lyrics, so ...


where there is a question mark is where I didn't know what the musician was saying.
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This thing right here is to let all the wives and girlfriends know what we guys are worried about, you know how lovely ladies don't get to the gym too much and well this songs for you watch out.


Ooh that dress too small for you looks like you put on another pound or two
see you shaking that thing like you're all that but take a look at yourself cause you're all fat
You like to eat at ? shops and cruise to the mall for some ??
not too much food cause your jeans will pop
I really hate it when you bend over


But you had a big old butt butt butt
thighs like a truck truck truck
like King Kong
please don't wear you're thong


Listen when i say so (uh uh uh uh)
been watchin that bootie grow (uh uh uh uh)
show some self-control
don't wear the thong thong thong


Ooh your butts gigantic
and you know another brother wouldn't stand for it
It's like two great balls so big and round
if I get too close they might knock me down (uh)
it's hard to find a good kissing spot with the cruise you would loose cause the girl aint hot
she's on the beach and she should be stopped cause she was trying to tan all over


She had a big old butt butt butt
thighs like a truck truck truck
baby how's your gut gut gut
I think I say it again
She had a big old butt butt butt
thighs like a truck truck truck
like King Kong
please don't wear your Thong


Listen when I say so (uh uh uh uh)
been watching that bootie grow (uh uh uh uh)
ahow some self-control
don't wear your thong thong thong
sory but I told oyu so (uh uh uh uh)
been watching that bootie grow (uh uh uh uh)
It shows off you're belly roll
don't wear your thong thong thong