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[Lynette]

I've been made aware that some states still have laws on the books that ban any form of oral sex (even between consenting adults and married couples). I'm curious as to just how many states still have these statutes, and how in the world could they ever hope to inforce them. After giving it a little thought I could come up with several hypothetical situations that might transpire where a couple could get busted in some public place where a district attorney might choose to push the issue and prosecute. But other than that, it just seems stupid. What's it like in your state?

*KISS*

[Isaac_Putin]

I've been made aware that some states still have laws on the books that ban any form of oral sex (even between consenting adults and married couples). I'm curious as to just how many states still have these statutes, and how in the world could they ever hope to inforce them. After giving it a little thought I could come up with several hypothetical situations that might transpire where a couple could get busted in some public place where a district attorney might choose to push the issue and prosecute. But other than that, it just seems stupid. What's it like in your state?

                                                            *KISS*

None in my state (nice and liberal, that Maryland), but check the map below:

[Bobaloo]

None in my state (nice and liberal, that Maryland), but check the map below:

that map has endless burn potential, but it's just too easy. I'll leave it for someone else to take care of.

[Isaac_Putin]

that map has endless burn potential, but it's just too easy.  I'll leave it for someone else to take care of.

I'm not even sure what "burn potential" means....

[diane26]

I'm not even sure what "burn potential" means....

Issac, it means when you leave something open for someone to throw in a smartass or witty remark. What I was good for on that other site we used to hang out at;)

[Isaac_Putin]

Issac, it means when you leave something open for someone to throw in a smartass or witty remark. What I was good for on that other site we used to hang out at;)

Was it the size of the map? I linked it directly from the web site, so I can't control that.

[Bobaloo]

Was it the size of the map?  I linked it directly from the web site, so I can't control that.  

Hmmm, ummm, no
for starters you could make a comments about the texans or any other state and say something like... well, I guess the whole damn state of Texas should be arrested, those faggots.

Or.... gee, it's a good thing for Gnappy there are no gay sodomy laws in Canada. (sorry Gnappy, I didn't mean it. I was just using it as an example)

or I could have filled in a color on a specific state and added to the legend to make up my own law.

Like I said, the burn potential is endless. I was really just too lazy to put effort into something that easy. But I think you get the idea now.

If my f-ing connection weren't so damn slow right now, maybe i'd be more inclined. I think my computer is on overload. Apparently no one else here is noticing the slowness meaning it's likely not a server problem, which means my comptuer is fucked up right now. Either that or no one ever really checks the site help forum unless they are having a problem of their own. haha.

By the way. Thanks for knowing what I meant Diane and for trying to clear things up around here... even though I had to clear it up again.

[Gnappster]

Hmmm,  ummm, no 
for starters you could make a comments about the texans or any other state and say something like... well, I guess the whole damn state of Texas should be arrested, those faggots. 

Or.... gee, it's a good thing for Gnappy there are no gay sodomy laws in Canada. (sorry Gnappy, I didn't mean it.  I was just using it as an example)

bastard! just for that:

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[Bobaloo]

bastard! just for that:

Oh, man, that hurts, gnappy. i told you I didn't mean it.

That was a great burn though. But I didn't think I deserved a bastard on that.

here's the best I can counter with. I admit defeat, but I couldn't go out without trying.

Well done.. :thumpup:

[Gnappster]

Oh, man, that hurts, gnappy.  i told you I didn't mean it. 

That was a great burn though.  But I didn't think I deserved a bastard on that. 

here's the best I can counter with.  I admit defeat, but I couldn't go out without trying. 

Well done..  :thumpup:

yeah, deviant like a fox!

What state is that anyway, I'm Canadian and don't know all those little states in the east.
Is it the state Springfield is in?



nevermind, I looked. It is the state YOU live in. It should've definitely been a "blue" state lol

This post has been edited by Gnappster: Apr 20 2006, 05:10 PM

[Bobaloo]

yeah, deviant like a fox!

What state is that anyway, I'm Canadian and don't know all those little states in the east.
Is it the state Springfield is in?
nevermind, I looked. It is the state YOU live in. It should've definitely been a "blue" state lol

Well, it's illinois. There's lots of states with Springfields in them. Springfield is Illinois' capital. Also, Illinois is one of the ambiguous states that the Simpsons are from. There's even a shelbyville, Illinois near springfield, Illinois. But there's also a few other states where that applies as well. i like to believe that the simpsons are from illinois. but they have vague references to allude to all the possiblities.

also, since you're from Canada, it's pronounced, Ill-i-NOY, not Ill-i-noyz. Just so you know. It's also a midwestern state.

So how did you like your geography lesson from a guy who doesn't know much about geogrraphy???? I'm so bad at geography that I thought you made your home town up in yor profile.

Okay. I'm done babbling now. I totally could have made this into like 3 or 4 posts like a real whore would have done.

[Gnappster]

Well, it's illinois.  There's lots of states with Springfields in them.  Springfield is Illinois' capital.  Also, Illinois is one of the ambiguous states that the Simpsons are from.  There's even a shelbyville, Illinois near springfield, Illinois.  But there's also a few other states where that applies as well.  i like to believe that the simpsons are from illinois.  but they have vague references to allude to all the possiblities. 

also, since you're from Canada, it's pronounced, Ill-i-NOY, not Ill-i-noyz.  Just so you know.  It's also a midwestern state. 

So how did you like your geography lesson from a guy who doesn't know much about geogrraphy????  I'm so bad at geography that I thought you made your home town up in yor profile.

Okay.  I'm done babbling now.     I totally could have made this into like 3 or 4 posts like a real whore would have done.

How is that considered mid west. More like central.
Do a lot of Canadian pronounce it wrong? I knew how it was prononced but I guess there are some dumb people out there.
My hometown is real and it rhymes with vagina, not Re-geeee-na like Americans say. It really is the city that rhymes with fun.

And that is all.

[Bobaloo]

How is that considered mid west. More like central.
Do a lot of Canadian pronounce it wrong? I knew how it was prononced but I guess there are some dumb people out there.
My hometown is real and it rhymes with vagina, not Re-geeee-na like Americans say. It really is the city that rhymes with fun.

And that is all.

Now that is funny. You ever hear the song.... It's hard to rhyme-a word like vagina? I knew how to pronouce Regina, but it was the Saskatchewan that I thought was made up. Never heard of that before.

A lot of people mispronouce it Illinois. Not necessarily Canadians. You'd be surprised how many people from Illinois mispronounce it. We're pretty lazy and ignorant here in America, so I've heard.


As far as why it's considered miswest... you got me there. Probably has something to do with the westward expansion of the US. at one point in time Illinois probably seemed pretty far west from all the good stuff that was happening in the US, then it wasn't quite as west, then it was just sort of in the middle kinda. you could probably compare to the fact that a mini computer is actually pretty huge. (you might not know what I'm talking with that one. Not sure how much of a computer nerd you are). Progress doesn't stop, but you can't redo the whole naming scheme cuz people will freak out. that could be why I'm from the midwest and not the midcenter.

another point of interest... I would say we don't have much of an accent in relation to other regions in the US. We talk like the people on TV and in movies talk.

And that, my friend, is all

oops. Left out that cruical word

This post has been edited by Bobaloo: Apr 20 2006, 05:50 PM

[Gnappster]

Now that is funny.  You ever hear the song.... It's hard to rhyme-a word like vagina?  I knew how to pronouce Regina,  but it was the Saskatchewan that I thought was made up.  Never heard of that before.

A lot of people mispronouce it Illinois.  Not necessarily Canadians.  You'd be surprised how many people from Illinois mispronounce it.  We're pretty lazy and ignorant here in America, so I've heard.
As far as why it's considered miswest...   you got me there.  Probably has something to do with the westward expansion of the US.  at one point in time Illinois probably seemed pretty far west from all the good stuff that was happening in the US, then it wasn't quite as west, then it was just sort of in the middle kinda.  you could probably compare to the fact that a mini computer is actually pretty huge. (you might not know what I'm talking with that one.  Not sure how much of a computer nerd you are).  Progress doesn't stop, but you can't redo the whole naming scheme cuz people will freak out.  that could be why I'm from the midwest and not the midcenter.

another point of interest... I would say we have much of an accent in relation to other regions in the US.  We talk like the people on TV and in movies talk.

And that, my friend, is all

never heard of Saskatchewan? It's bigger than California lol. ALthough not a lot of people live here and there isn't much to do.

And I know what you mean by the mini computr comment as what we use today is a micro computer. I should have kept up being a computer nerd from when I was a kid, I might be making money now! But alas I discovered beer.

And the way you talk is considered a non-regional dialect(Thanks Anchorman!)
I too think I have that.

[Bobaloo]

never heard of Saskatchewan? It's bigger than California lol. ALthough not a lot of people live here and there isn't much to do.

And I know what you mean by the mini computr comment as what we use today is a micro computer. I should have kept up being a computer nerd from when I was a kid, I might be making money now! But alas I discovered beer.

And the way you talk is considered a non-regional dialect(Thanks Anchorman!)
I too think I have that.

What's california?? I told you I'm not that good at geography.

I'm very uncultured. I'm working on it though. I'm doing things to remedy that, though, like read more and use the Interent to talk to people from other parts of the world who share similar interests... like boobs!!!

I dabbled in computers a little bit thinking it would be a good career. Glad I gave up on that one. It's too saturated a field. Hard to get a decent job. but I know enough not to have to hire a computer guy.

and how 'bout that. I learned a new phrase. Non-regional dialect. purty cool. So you think you and I could switch identities and no one would know becasue we talk similarly???

So where is Saskatchewan and how far is it from Edmonton where sexy Natalie lives???

[Gnappster]

What's california??  I told you I'm not that good at geography. 

I'm very uncultured.  I'm working on it though.  I'm doing things to remedy that, though, like read more and use the Interent to talk to people from other parts of the world who share similar interests... like boobs!!! 

I dabbled in computers a little bit thinking it would be a good career.  Glad I gave up on that one.  It's too saturated a field.  Hard to get a decent job.  but I know enough not to have to hire a computer guy. 

and how 'bout that.  I learned a new phrase.  Non-regional dialect.  purty cool.  So you think you and I could switch identities and no one would know becasue we talk similarly??? 

So where is Saskatchewan and how far is it from Edmonton where sexy Natalie lives???

Yeah why go into computer when your dad can just give you a job

As for switching identities

I live in Southern Saskatchewan about 90 minutes from the US border, about straight north of where Montana and North Dakota meet. And I am about 9 hours away from Edmonton, (yes I'm plannina a road trip )

[Bobaloo]

Yeah why go into computer when your dad can just give you a job  

As for switching identities

I live in Southern Saskatchewan about 90 minutes from the US border, about straight north of where Montana and North Dakota meet. And I am about 9 hours away from Edmonton, (yes I'm plannina a road trip )

Maybe I'll plan a road trip around the same time. I'll pick you up. I think it might even work out to pick foxy up first. we can take turns... driving.

[foxy lady]

Maybe I'll plan a road trip around the same time.  I'll pick you up.  I think it might even work out to pick foxy up first.  we can take turns... driving.

Now that sounds like a plan Boo, I'll be packed and waiting........YIPPIE I GET A VACATION THIS YEAR

[Bobaloo]

Now that sounds like a plan Boo, I'll be packed and waiting........YIPPIE I GET A VACATION THIS YEAR

Sweet. Okay. I'll work on renting an RV so we'll have a bed in the back... you know, in case we get, um, tired.