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[jrock8]

this thread is for all those board whores out there... mainly bondi and naraz (maybe even me one day if i'm oh so lucky)

it takes so damn long to get through all the threads b/c of all the tangents you guys go off to that i thought i'd see if we could corral you two in here... we all know we can't stop you, we can only hope to contain you

so go wild, go crazy, try not to shoot your eyes out or get kicked in the nuts by runaway kangaroos... talk about boobs, or drunken nights, or boobs, or making fun of each other, or boobs...




(and yes, i fully expect this thread will bomb... but you can't fault me for trying, lol)

[Gnappster]

well it's in my 411 but I'll indulge you and just repost it here.(plus it gets me one closer to 4000)
Maybe not as funny if you don't remember the context but if you go with something low brow or perverted you're probably on the right track.


"Well, here I am, 2500 posts. The big Double D's. But "Wait", you say, "Gnappster, all your posts are nothing but razzle dazzle and fooferaw." Well I'm here to tell you that you're wrong...DEAD wrong. And to prove it I've sifted through the literary goldmine that are my posts and dug up these gems(I was REALLY bored at work). So without further ado, here are my Top 20 Posts of All-Time(well it's 21---I couldn't narrow it down). Enjoy.

I can't put my finger on it, but something is different around here.
Maybe it's all those banana peels I smoked.

in the meantime, feel free to get nekkid for us!

and with that, sussed's yummy portrait is gone! For all you slackers who missed it.... hahaha

I now have some joy in my pants


how did u find out she was underage? she definitely didn't look it

lose your eye?? explain

exactly why u need a homemade popcorn pussy

me neither, but I can be pretty sure I masturbated yesterday

my balls are at least D-cups

u just want the sweet sweet goat lovin

btw, I hope yer back Kiana
I'd pee on your leg anyday

a flaming asshole perhaps?

the one where my face is between your tits

I hope this had nothing to do with walking around with no pants at work.

Thanks to those pics I'm gonna have a puddin pop spill of my own to deal with

Beer n boobs, what more could you want.

plastic cover? keyboard condom??
I usually blow my load all over my computer's screen and occasionally in her rear usb port. She's naughty like that!

yeah i'm thinking a bottle of jager, couple dozen beer and some industrial grade horse tranquilizers

lol, reading this thread just screams bondi/naraz as i'm left thinking WTF?!

no....as it turned out I had to stop eating hot wings while masturbating

prove it

well it's in the urban dictionary, along with cleveland steamer, rusty hook, and dirty sanchez

hey where did the boobs go?

just an afterthought, who's fingers, yours, his, or someone else's?





And that, my friends, is all."