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penelope
post Mar 20 2006, 03:33 PM
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Some of you may have noticed that now and then we have some major language barriers, despite all speaking english! So, heres a thread to test your knowledge of that great London phenomenon, Cockney Rhyming Slang!!!!
I'll put up a phrase, and we'll see who can work out what it means first, i.e. 'apples and pears' is 'stairs'. I might even come up with prizes?!?

Ok, now you know what your doing, who knows what this is.........

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post Mar 28 2006, 04:34 PM
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ooooh, nice one Sweets! Heres one that I reckon should stump them a bit:

If you want the 'bird lime' you should check your 'kettle'

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post Mar 28 2006, 05:00 PM
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QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 28 2006, 02:34 PM)
ooooh, nice one Sweets! Heres one that I reckon should stump them a bit:

If you want the 'bird lime' you should check your 'kettle'

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ummmm If you want the time you should check your mettle? confused-smiley-013.gif


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post Mar 28 2006, 05:26 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 28 2006, 05:00 PM)
ummmm If you want the time you should check your mettle?  unsure.gif
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QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 28 2006, 03:26 PM)
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penelope   English, But Not As You Know It............   Mar 20 2006, 03:33 PM
COMEDYMAN   I know :D   Mar 20 2006, 03:40 PM
Gnappster   Is the answer boobs? :unsure:   Mar 20 2006, 03:50 PM
Bobaloo   No, it has to rhyme with drum. Only think I can ...   Mar 20 2006, 03:52 PM
Gnappster   Ohhhhhhhhh, I get it now! Is the answer ...   Mar 20 2006, 03:55 PM
penelope   ......one track mind......!!!!...   Mar 20 2006, 03:58 PM
Gnappster   lol, naturally. Where does this originate from? ...   Mar 20 2006, 04:05 PM
Bobaloo   :lol:   Mar 20 2006, 04:15 PM
penelope   ok, i'll put that down as you winning, but w...   Mar 20 2006, 03:58 PM
Bobaloo   When you say prizes, does that mean I get to see ...   Mar 20 2006, 03:51 PM
penelope   OK, I'm gonna add a rule, your not allowed to ...   Mar 20 2006, 03:57 PM
Bobaloo   Can't you use it in a sentence or something? ...   Mar 20 2006, 04:18 PM
Bobaloo   I can't think of anything sexual that would ap...   Mar 20 2006, 04:19 PM
diane26   thinner   Mar 20 2006, 04:31 PM
sweetnsexy   Cockney slang originates from the East end of Lond...   Mar 20 2006, 11:52 PM
evade20   Sweet... and Penelope are ganging up on us...   Mar 21 2006, 04:30 AM
Gnappster   Well mission accomplished cuz I didn't under...   Mar 21 2006, 11:25 AM
Bobaloo   Agreed! that's a language where I just d...   Mar 21 2006, 12:18 PM
Gnappster   uhhh, is the answer boobs :nahnah: But hone...   Mar 21 2006, 12:38 PM
Christof   I only live about 100 miles away from London and...   Mar 21 2006, 03:14 PM
belicked6924   :huh: but at the same time :lol:   Mar 21 2006, 12:00 AM
penelope   Sorry guys, got called away and had to leave you t...   Mar 21 2006, 04:11 PM
bondiguy   Being an Aussie i understand most of what Sweets...   Mar 22 2006, 12:08 AM
Christof   Not bad at all! ruby murray = curry and adam...   Mar 22 2006, 04:09 AM
sweetnsexy   Bondi, I am impressed!! :cheers: Apart ...   Mar 22 2006, 10:06 PM
bondiguy   Thank you thank you! My old man's mother...   Mar 23 2006, 03:29 AM
evade20   A comment on his acting :lol: or just the rhymy...   Mar 23 2006, 03:45 AM
NUTTER   FUCK me and the southen shandy drinkers take the p...   Mar 23 2006, 09:15 AM
Bobaloo   I can't believe you would take the time to po...   Mar 23 2006, 10:24 AM
NUTTER   I was taking the piss no thought went in to it ...   Mar 23 2006, 11:38 AM
Bobaloo   I still don't know what you mean. Since yo...   Mar 23 2006, 01:10 PM
NUTTER   Sorry if u think im attacking u im not having a ...   Mar 23 2006, 01:27 PM
Bobaloo   Fair enough. :2thumbsup: Then please accept my ...   Mar 23 2006, 02:01 PM
belicked6924   Thought it was "I ams what I ams" :lol:   Mar 23 2006, 09:57 PM
evade20   From my memory, Belicked is correct, :thumbup: ...   Mar 24 2006, 09:08 AM
belicked6924   And remember that :nahnah:   Mar 24 2006, 07:58 PM
Bobaloo   Yeah, cuz it'll probably be the last time any...   Mar 25 2006, 10:50 AM
Bobaloo   Yeah, that sounds right. I just know when I was ...   Mar 24 2006, 10:34 AM
Gnappster   punctuation can make all the difference in the wor...   Mar 23 2006, 02:12 PM
Bobaloo   You are good :thumbup: This is one that I got i...   Mar 23 2006, 02:55 PM
Gnappster   Woman, without her man, is nothing. that's ...   Mar 23 2006, 03:18 PM
Bobaloo   That was the most common that people came up with...   Mar 23 2006, 03:46 PM
diane26   Dangit I just went to do this and when I hit repl...   Mar 24 2006, 12:34 AM
bondiguy   Gnappy... it is references like that, That I will ...   Mar 24 2006, 12:00 AM
Gnappster   Bam!   Mar 27 2006, 01:14 PM
evade20   Bluto has spoken! :violent-smiley-100:   Mar 27 2006, 01:34 PM
sweetnsexy   Bam! Bam! ?? That wasn't Bluto...it w...   Mar 27 2006, 06:36 PM
Bobaloo   Pebbles!! Oops! wrong thread. I th...   Mar 27 2006, 06:41 PM
sweetnsexy   Good try...you could argue that English cockney sl...   Mar 27 2006, 06:45 PM
Bobaloo   Just when I thought I was getting the hang of thi...   Mar 27 2006, 06:49 PM
sweetnsexy   Treacle tart.....sweetheart As for special tu...   Mar 27 2006, 08:22 PM
Bobaloo   Well, I can safely say that I know more than enou...   Mar 27 2006, 08:39 PM
evade20   Reminds me of something from Alice in Wonderlan...   Mar 28 2006, 02:19 PM
Gnappster   I don't even know what treacle means :bang:   Mar 27 2006, 10:53 PM
Bobaloo   apparently it means sweetheart :unsure:   Mar 28 2006, 10:06 AM
penelope   Half right.   Mar 28 2006, 05:26 PM
Gnappster   which half? :P   Mar 28 2006, 05:31 PM
penelope   bird lime=time   Mar 28 2006, 05:37 PM
Gnappster   hmmm, well what rhymes with kettle besides mettle ...   Mar 28 2006, 05:47 PM
penelope   Lol. Your not getting this are you. kettle an...   Mar 28 2006, 05:54 PM
Gnappster   :huh: Apparently not. I don't know if that...   Mar 28 2006, 06:03 PM
penelope   Ok Kettle and hob=fob (fob watch). Does tha...   Mar 28 2006, 06:08 PM
Gnappster   haha NO! 1. How was I supposed to guess fob...   Mar 28 2006, 06:14 PM
penelope   Lol.You dont suck at this,I admire your efforts...   Mar 28 2006, 06:30 PM
betty   Just thought i'd put my penn'th in, even ...   Dec 28 2006, 05:57 PM
evade20   Well, Liz, if you can get Penelope to come back...   Dec 28 2006, 10:02 PM
sweetnsexy   :nahnah: The whole point of cockney slang was th...   Mar 28 2006, 06:24 PM
BEAUTIFUL   I have enough trouble with American English...so...   Mar 28 2006, 06:26 PM
Gnappster   Well I understand that. But it's like me ask...   Mar 28 2006, 06:35 PM
sweetnsexy   Okay, okay.... Use your loaf My mobile is brow...   Mar 28 2006, 06:43 PM
Gnappster   It sure does :blink: Hey we have some pubs ar...   Mar 28 2006, 06:45 PM
sweetnsexy   No...pub names are a whole different subject......   Mar 28 2006, 06:49 PM
Gnappster   All I know is pig latin. Ancay Eway Eesay Ourya...   Mar 28 2006, 07:00 PM
sweetnsexy   I think the correct pronunciation and spelling i...   Mar 28 2006, 07:07 PM
evade20   Now some of it is starting to sound familiar... ...   Mar 29 2006, 01:00 PM
evade20   More Cockney please...got catch up after 200 plu...   Mar 30 2006, 05:08 AM
penelope   Do you mean trouble with the old carving knife?...   Mar 31 2006, 04:45 PM
evade20   Or something like that.... :lol: knife....wife...   Mar 31 2006, 04:47 PM
penelope   Carving knife =wife.   Mar 31 2006, 04:48 PM
evade20   Ha Ha I editted my own post in a sudden flash.....   Mar 31 2006, 04:50 PM
penelope   Or duchess of fife=wife   Mar 31 2006, 04:52 PM
sweetnsexy   Donkeys ears = years whistle & flute = suit...   Mar 30 2006, 10:00 PM
bondiguy   we also know a Gregory Peck as a Cheque   Dec 28 2006, 10:21 PM
lilrovr   http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/confuse.gif http://s...   Dec 31 2006, 09:02 PM
evade20   :blink: :unsure:   Jan 1 2007, 05:26 PM
bondiguy   is lilovr a relative evade?   Jan 2 2007, 11:51 PM
evade20   Nah! Closeup8! :roflmao: :roflmao: ...   Jan 4 2007, 08:30 AM
bondiguy   I havent seen so much smiley's since your pe...   Jan 5 2007, 12:17 AM

 

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