[ Outline ] · Standard · Linear+ English, But Not As You Know It............, Hows your cockney rhyming slang?????

Some of you may have noticed that now and then we have some major language barriers, despite all speaking english! So, heres a thread to test your knowledge of that great London phenomenon, Cockney Rhyming Slang!!!!
I'll put up a phrase, and we'll see who can work out what it means first, i.e. 'apples and pears' is 'stairs'. I might even come up with prizes?!?

Ok, now you know what your doing, who knows what this is.........

'Fife and Drum'

FUCK me and the southen shandy drinkers take the piss out of us northeners 4 the we talk :lol:

FUCK me and the southen shandy drinkers take the piss out of us northeners  4 the we talk  :lol:

I can't believe you would take the time to post something and go through absolutely zero effort to make it a coherrent thought. :huh: Territorial slang is one thing, but I think your post is based on the inner workings of garbled thoughts. Maybe I'm wrong and that's the way you really talk. But I am very confused, just so you know.

I can't believe you would take the time to post something and go through absolutely zero effort to make it a coherrent thought. :huh: Territorial slang is one thing, but I think your post is based on the inner workings of garbled thoughts.  Maybe I'm wrong and that's the way you really talk.  But I am very confused, just so you know.

I was taking the piss no thought went in to it at all cos i dont care being confused is part of being american :lol:

I was taking the piss no thought went in to it at all cos i dont care being confused is part of being american  :lol:

I still don't know what you mean.

Since your first post, I haven't cared much for any of your comments or attitude. In my previous post I was not attacking you; I was trying to tell you that I can't imagine that anyone would have understood what you were trying to say. Even your response to my post isn't very clear. All I can make out is that you are trying to attack me because of where I was born and where I live. I am choosing not to engage in your attacks. That would be a waste of time for me to keep posting and for everyone else here to read. I have learned from/about and respect many people on these boards who are from all over the globe. I appreciate their friendship and their respect about where I am from.

Like the great philosopher Popeye The Sailorman said, "I am what I am."

Have a nice day, Mr. O'Donnel

Like the great philosopher Popeye The Sailorman said, "I am what I am."

Have a nice day, Mr. O'Donnel

Thought it was "I ams what I ams" :lol:

Thought it was "I ams what I ams" :lol:

From my memory, Belicked is correct, :thumbup: but is is slurred some what to sound like, "I am swhat I ams."

Definitely Popeye English. I haven't found 'swhat' in the dictionary. :lol: