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johnfreak
post Mar 3 2006, 03:10 AM
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meant to take a little swig of Makers Mark (whiskey) and instead I ended with a giant open throat chug, the shit is 90 proof and I' have the tolerance of the Virgin mary's anus for ass fucking (none).

So I'm gonna go beat off to all you girls (not really) and I thought I'd make this my (shitty) contribution to the "Sex Talk" (like any other section here) category. :wink:
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mountainlust
post Mar 19 2006, 12:32 PM
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my current situation qualifies me for 2 out of 3 adjectives of this thread... the abundance of alcohol in my bloodstream would complete the trifecta...

Damnit, i'm horny...
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redneckgirl
post Mar 19 2006, 03:55 PM
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QUOTE(mountainlust @ Mar 19 2006, 12:32 PM)

Damnit, i'm horny...
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I'm never NOT horny. :24:
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saxman
post Mar 20 2006, 04:26 AM
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QUOTE(redneckgirl @ Mar 19 2006, 03:55 PM)
I'm never NOT horny. :24:
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Why , oh why, are the fates never in my corner???? I am horny as hell , usually all the time, and always with a woman who is Rarely , if ever, horny!!!!

Sigh. Guess it is must me and Rosey and her five sisters!

Thanks ladies for helping me along!!
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johnfreak   Piss Drunk, Alone, And I Got A Boner..   Mar 3 2006, 03:10 AM
bondiguy   :P   Mar 3 2006, 03:18 AM
johnfreak   haha, and you are expecting an update tonight? ...   Mar 3 2006, 03:20 AM
ontippytoes   Good times..... Makers is the shit! Pus...   Mar 3 2006, 03:21 AM
bondiguy   Makers is a quality product... i used to sell th...   Mar 3 2006, 03:22 AM
Gnappster   I was SURE this was gonna be a puppet thread lol.   Mar 3 2006, 12:43 PM
paybarraman   Piss drunk alone and a boner....... yeah I been ...   Mar 3 2006, 04:07 PM
natalie   Oh we all know the real reason you started this s...   Mar 3 2006, 04:21 PM
bondiguy   an update??? I wonder how ur hangover is today...   Mar 3 2006, 05:38 PM
Gnappster   pssst. I think he updates the main page each day...   Mar 3 2006, 05:43 PM
bondiguy   there is a main page :blink:   Mar 3 2006, 05:52 PM
mountainlust   my current situation qualifies me for 2 out of 3 a...   Mar 19 2006, 12:32 PM
redneckgirl   I'm never NOT horny. :24:   Mar 19 2006, 03:55 PM
saxman   [B][FONT=Optima][SIZE=14][COLOR=red] Why , oh wh...   Mar 20 2006, 04:26 AM
mountainlust   Neither am I...but there are those times when you ...   Mar 19 2006, 04:09 PM
diane26   I was never horny for like 5 years I got a lot ...   Mar 19 2006, 04:36 PM
natalie   I doesn't take much for my man to get me horny...   Mar 20 2006, 01:09 PM

 

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