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Vlad
post Mar 4 2006, 09:51 PM
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Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in

Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer

Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem.

Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together

Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator).

Because I'm a man, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger? I mean, how the blazes could he know where we're going anyway?

Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either sex or sports. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't

Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you cried at the end of it, I didn't

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the new millennium, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, the vacuuming, the shopping and the dishes, and I'll do the rest.
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post Mar 8 2006, 01:59 AM
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wanted 2 post some stupid shit i found online because its the thing to do apparently? blink.gif

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post Mar 8 2006, 03:35 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 7 2006, 11:59 PM)
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bondi, that's retarded!

but I still laughed at it.


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post Mar 9 2006, 02:51 AM
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bondi, that's retarded!

but I still laughed at it.
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 9 2006, 02:51 AM)
As you'd know the net is full of reatrded yet funny things and people tongue.gif

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So.....where do I find a picture of you...? nah.gif


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post Mar 10 2006, 12:41 AM
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So.....where do I find a picture of you...?  nah.gif
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Vlad   Because I Am Man....   Mar 4 2006, 09:51 PM
diane26   :roflmao: :roflmao:   Mar 4 2006, 09:58 PM
bondiguy   Is that some sort of forward type email?   Mar 6 2006, 12:46 AM
Gnappster   I don't know, but I think it read my mind...   Mar 6 2006, 01:08 PM
Vlad   Nope. my email service has a whitelist feature. ...   Mar 6 2006, 08:01 PM
natalie   So what does it mean if my man's not like tha...   Mar 6 2006, 04:13 PM
Gnappster   then he's clearly extremely gay :nahnah:   Mar 6 2006, 04:29 PM
natalie   I was hoping you would come up with something a l...   Mar 6 2006, 04:30 PM
Gnappster   you should know me better than that by now I am ...   Mar 6 2006, 04:37 PM
natalie   And most of it's based on the simpsons, but t...   Mar 6 2006, 04:45 PM
johnny wadd   .....I Pee and leave the toilet seat up. :piss: ...   Mar 6 2006, 04:43 PM
natalie   I don't get why that's such a huge thing ...   Mar 6 2006, 04:47 PM
johnny wadd   its the only thing I could think of the went with...   Mar 6 2006, 04:54 PM
Gnappster   you don't get mad at your man when he pees a...   Mar 7 2006, 11:45 AM
natalie   hahahahahaha, I meant when he leaves the seat up....   Mar 7 2006, 01:54 PM
Avvilimento   I found a similar one of these things a while ago....   Mar 7 2006, 04:47 AM
summoner   I was just thinking about this toilet-thing....Why...   Mar 7 2006, 01:57 PM
natalie   :thumbup:   Mar 7 2006, 02:08 PM
Gnappster   I never get shit for leaving the seat up. I ju...   Mar 7 2006, 02:09 PM
diane26   That had me rolling. I get mad about the toi...   Mar 9 2006, 09:03 PM

 

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