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post Feb 17 2006, 09:34 AM
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Discounting the fact that I probably have the winning numbers on my ticket, how would you guys spend your prize should you win? The prize for this drawing is some serious cash. I'd buy an island off the Maine coast and one off Hawaii, build a nice house on each, then swap every six months. The first couple of years I'd probably wear out a half dozen hammocks.
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post Feb 22 2006, 01:50 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 20 2006, 01:44 PM)
I had to struggle to hold back the laughter on that one seeing as my boss is right here. CLASSIC!

That is a crazy amount of money to win. The shitty thing is, in the states the government takes their cut which I think is bullshit. That doesn't really matter if you win that kind of coin but still, like the gov't deserves it. I don't know what it's like in other countries but they don't tax lottery winning in Canada. But our biggest jackpots are only about 30-40million, ONLY lol.
Employee:  I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer!  I've won the lottery!
   Employer:  Well, who needs employees?  I won the lottery, too!
             [two window washers descend on a scaffold, each with a huge
              bag of cash (money overflowing) at his feet]
   Window washers: We both won the lottery!
   All:       [to camera] Why don't you win the lottery, too!
   Announcer: The state lottery, where everybody wins!
              (actual odds of winning, one in 380,000,000.)
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Thanks for the canned laughter Gbappy! haha

In Oz we have similar jackpot amounts to you guys in Canada and NO... there is no tax taking from Lottery wins.

LOL @ ur quote.

Marge: The chances of winning the lottery are 380 million to one
Homer: Correction, 380 million to 50.
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post Feb 22 2006, 12:21 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 21 2006, 11:50 PM)
Thanks for the canned laughter Gbappy! haha

In Oz we have similar jackpot amounts to you guys in Canada and NO... there is no tax taking from Lottery wins.

LOL @ ur quote.

Marge: The chances of winning the lottery are 380 million to one
Homer: Correction, 380 million to 50.
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and probably the best quote from that episode, Homer's dream about what he would do if he won the lottery:

Lenny: Hey Homer, what'd ya do, get a haircut or something?
Homer: Look closer, Lenny.
Lenny: Oh, I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now and your covered in gold.
Homer:14 Karat Gold!

Homer: Take a hike, boss. I'm running things now!
Mr. Burns: All hail King Homer.
Homer: Ahahahaha!

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closeup   320 Million Powerball Jackpot Prize   Feb 17 2006, 09:34 AM
bondiguy   That sort of money is almost beyond comprehension....   Feb 17 2006, 06:48 PM
diane26   its hard to say what all I would do with the money...   Feb 17 2006, 07:47 PM
bondiguy   I'd set up a centre for kids who can't rea...   Feb 17 2006, 07:53 PM
Gnappster   I had to struggle to hold back the laughter on t...   Feb 20 2006, 01:44 PM
natalie   Sorry but zoolander just wasn't that funny...   Mar 4 2006, 03:44 PM
bondiguy   it wasn't the greatest movie ever made but i...   Mar 6 2006, 12:51 AM
diane26   Do you ever quote the voices that speak to you :h...   Mar 6 2006, 01:15 AM
bondiguy   He tells me to BURN things! :P   Mar 6 2006, 01:35 AM
diane26   Glad your not my neighbor :o   Mar 6 2006, 01:53 AM
bondiguy   oh yeah.... look out the window :blink:   Mar 6 2006, 01:54 AM
diane26   Some hobo is stumbling down the street yelling at...   Mar 6 2006, 01:57 AM
natalie   Nope that's numba1fan waiting to give me the ...   Mar 6 2006, 01:59 AM
diane26   Would it really be kidnap is my bag was packed an...   Mar 6 2006, 02:20 AM
natalie   Well no but we'll tell your husband it was. :...   Mar 6 2006, 02:21 AM
diane26   http://bestsmileys.com/goodbye/5.gif K ready. D...   Mar 6 2006, 02:30 AM
natalie   Yes we did thank-you. You are definitely hot and ...   Mar 6 2006, 02:35 AM
diane26   AWWWW thanks you two look like an awesome couple ...   Mar 6 2006, 02:46 AM
bondiguy   nah.... i dont yell :P   Mar 6 2006, 02:00 AM
natalie   Yeah he doesn't yell when he's jerking in...   Mar 6 2006, 02:04 AM
bondiguy   yeah... it's more of a moan :whatever: :P   Mar 6 2006, 02:06 AM
Gnappster   Blasphemy! It was a great movie. But I guess...   Mar 6 2006, 01:15 PM
bondiguy   I also cant help that I have a chissled jawline ...   Mar 8 2006, 02:11 AM
Gnappster   magnum, or is it el tigre? :lol:   Mar 8 2006, 03:39 PM
jackyoulike   i'd buy ratemymelons.com   Mar 8 2006, 03:50 PM
natalie   Or is it blue steel?   Mar 8 2006, 03:51 PM
Gnappster   Or possibly Ferrari?   Mar 8 2006, 04:05 PM
closeup   It's up to 365 million now, a new record. If n...   Feb 18 2006, 12:30 AM
bondiguy   ALMOST??? :blink:   Feb 19 2006, 12:54 AM
belicked6924   Hmmm what to do with $365m? I think I would b...   Feb 18 2006, 05:34 PM
diane26   I will pack right now :nahnah:   Feb 18 2006, 05:46 PM
belicked6924   You can wait until tomorrow, have to confirm the ...   Feb 18 2006, 05:48 PM
diane26   :2thumbsup:   Feb 18 2006, 05:50 PM
Pistone   if I won 320millon dollars. I would be: ontippytoe...   Feb 19 2006, 03:21 AM
diane26   Well there was a winning ticket sold in Nebraska t...   Feb 19 2006, 04:29 AM
bondiguy   This even made news here in Oz.... from what I hea...   Feb 20 2006, 12:42 AM
closeup   There WAS only one ticket sold, but sometimes a g...   Feb 20 2006, 10:25 AM
belicked6924   :bang: :bang: :bang: The friggin ticket was sold i...   Feb 20 2006, 12:52 AM
closeup   I told the waitress where I eat breakfast every mo...   Feb 20 2006, 02:43 PM
diane26   A sequel to the Nicholase Cage lottery winning mo...   Feb 21 2006, 02:46 AM
Gnappster   i like closeup's movie better..."The wo...   Feb 21 2006, 11:43 AM
closeup   I said I'd buy her 4 new ones, she already ha...   Feb 21 2006, 01:03 PM
Gnappster   6? What a freak!   Feb 21 2006, 02:35 PM
diane26   I love looking at some boobs but anything more t...   Feb 21 2006, 02:36 PM
ontippytoes   Was gonna respond but Diane said it all.   Feb 21 2006, 02:37 PM
belicked6924   I like to see more than 2 boobs at a time, but do...   Feb 22 2006, 01:12 AM
bondiguy   Thanks for the canned laughter Gbappy! haha ...   Feb 22 2006, 01:50 AM
Gnappster   and probably the best quote from that episode, H...   Feb 22 2006, 12:21 PM
bondiguy   hahaha too funny :lol: Kent: Now here are the nu...   Feb 23 2006, 01:19 AM
foghorn   now you all know, i didn't win but had i won ...   Feb 27 2006, 01:04 PM
bondiguy   Nobody seemd to click with my "LOST" ref...   Mar 1 2006, 01:08 AM
Gnappster   have never seen it :unsure:   Mar 1 2006, 12:21 PM
joe_kickass   your "lotto" numbers = the numbers on ...   Mar 2 2006, 01:41 AM
diane26   Speaking of which need to watch this I had to Tiv...   Mar 2 2006, 03:04 AM
bondiguy   bingo.... Has anyone tried to play those numbers...   Mar 3 2006, 12:48 AM
diane26   You have got to be kidding??? You don't have ...   Mar 3 2006, 12:49 AM
bondiguy   we may have but under a different name.... wtf i...   Mar 3 2006, 01:12 AM
diane26   A digital recording box. No DVD's Or VHS tape...   Mar 3 2006, 01:14 AM
bondiguy   Oh yeah we have that just never heard the name. ...   Mar 3 2006, 01:17 AM
diane26   Yes that is it has a Hard Drive mine isnt the Tiv...   Mar 3 2006, 01:19 AM
Gnappster   yeah they are called PVR's in Canada, personal...   Mar 3 2006, 12:10 PM
bondiguy   They are all the same :blink:   Mar 9 2006, 02:58 AM
Gnappster   The heck you say, Mugatu!   Mar 9 2006, 11:34 AM
bondiguy   LOL :lol: My Zoolander knowledge is no match f...   Mar 10 2006, 12:55 AM


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