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diane26
post Feb 2 2006, 03:26 PM
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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN


D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of
how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved
out.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents
conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy ! of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal
lines as, "You make me want to be a better person .Can we get naked now?.

BUYAGRA
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Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
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A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share
their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation
level as nagging him
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post Feb 2 2006, 06:14 PM
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Mine isnt the bunny but on him it would be the ears. When I use a clit vibrator I am squirting within 5 mins max. Amazing.
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post Feb 2 2006, 06:19 PM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 2 2006, 06:14 PM)
Mine isnt the bunny but on him it would be the ears. When I use a clit vibrator I am squirting within 5 mins max. Amazing.
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I get the same results with my hand jerkit.gif


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post Feb 2 2006, 06:22 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 2 2006, 03:19 PM)
I get the same results with my hand  jerkit.gif
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You squirt out your vagina too?? blink.gif
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post Feb 2 2006, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 2 2006, 06:22 PM)
You squirt out your vagina too?? blink.gif
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I don't but my wife does.

damn, I thought without certain individuals present I wouldn't be succeptable to that burn....I was wrong!


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post Feb 2 2006, 06:37 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 2 2006, 03:36 PM)
I don't but my wife does.

damn, I thought without certain individuals present I wouldn't be succeptable to that burn....I was wrong!
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tongue.gif Not with me I usually catch them. Just not from myself. You have mail BTW
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tongue.gif Not with me I usually catch them. Just not from myself. You have mail BTW
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diane26   Had To Share This Too Funny   Feb 2 2006, 03:26 PM
Gnappster   damn, that Nagament sounds awfully strong! :b...   Feb 2 2006, 03:35 PM
diane26   Gnappy it looks like we are the only ones keeping ...   Feb 2 2006, 05:06 PM
Gnappster   well I see lots of lurkers but few posters. I th...   Feb 2 2006, 05:26 PM
diane26   I agree I like to chat as well.   Feb 2 2006, 05:28 PM
Gnappster   sooooo, you like stuff?   Feb 2 2006, 05:37 PM
diane26   Do I like what stuff?? :huh:   Feb 2 2006, 05:41 PM
Gnappster   you know, stuff. just trying to make conversatio...   Feb 2 2006, 05:46 PM
diane26   I LOVE stuff I am a lover of all kinds :P   Feb 2 2006, 05:47 PM
Gnappster   oh do tell! :letsfuck:   Feb 2 2006, 05:48 PM
diane26   I love the maker of the clitoris Vibrator. I woul...   Feb 2 2006, 05:57 PM
Gnappster   :o well that's certainly a good start! w...   Feb 2 2006, 06:00 PM
diane26   Let me see if I can find a link to it, it is my s...   Feb 2 2006, 06:06 PM
Gnappster   did you wear out the last one?   Feb 2 2006, 06:10 PM
diane26   Mine isnt this exact one but it is much like it, i...   Feb 2 2006, 06:10 PM
Gnappster   ok, so u put your finger in the hole? what part of...   Feb 2 2006, 06:13 PM
Gnappster   :2thumbsup:   Feb 2 2006, 06:40 PM
Narazbad   lol...if i said i invented it diane....would i get...   Feb 3 2006, 02:28 AM
diane26   :rolleyes: :spankin:   Feb 3 2006, 02:38 AM
Narazbad   sooooo....is that a yes?   Feb 3 2006, 02:45 AM
diane26   How old are you again??   Feb 3 2006, 02:52 AM
Narazbad   uhhhhh...does it matter? :P (why do i feel like...   Feb 3 2006, 02:26 PM
diane26   Well I dont care what anyone says I still thought ...   Mar 4 2006, 06:20 PM
natalie   Isn't it funny that vibrators weren't supp...   Mar 4 2006, 06:24 PM
natalie   :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Very f...   Mar 4 2006, 06:26 PM

 

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