QUOTE(Puppet @ Jan 15 2006, 02:41 AM)
my wife has you all beat.. there isn't a day goes by that she doesn't masturbate.. she does it at least 5 to 10 times to porn on the net before i get home and then is still ready to fuck like a rabbit all evening..
That is the great thing about women.... masturbating makes them hornier!!! Oh I love that...
When guys do it, its done, we are finished, we turn the TV on, watch the game and drink a beer
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jan 15 2006, 08:22 AM)
I have jerked off at least once a day for the past year

Including the getting laid days

Ah CM.... you're not man... you're some sort of masturbating machine!