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Gnappy... some more classics! Gold comedy my friend. I read the quotes, see the scene in my head and laugh.
Here are more quotes from an obscure Simspon character Comic Book Guy:
Comic Book Guy: But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds... Oh, I've wasted my life.
Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity...
Comic Book Guy: Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world
Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Bart: It's valuable, huh?! Comic Book Guy: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go, go, for the good of the city
we could do some classic Homer quotes but these boards may explode!
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