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Slightly off thread topic but I couldn't resist.... some classic Ralph Wiggum quotes:
Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun. Bart: Right, the leprechaun. Ralph: He told me to burn things.
Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food
Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me
Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
Ralph: Prinskipper Skippel... Primdable Skimpsker... I found something!
Ralph: Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office
Ralph Wiggum: Daddy, these rubber panties are hot! Chief Wiggum: You've gotta wear them 'til you learn, son!
ahhh.... the memories, the laughter! Good times
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