[ Outline ] · Standard · Linear+ Your Proudest Moment As A Drunk

[Ratt]

After talking with a co-worker today, I got to thinking; I gotta post this.

One night on the way home from a bit too much to drink, he saw a shopping trolley, and thought - I gotta do this.

So without any further hesitating, apart from the effort of trying, he placed the trolley over a street sign. Now I dont know what the street signs are like over in the US, but over here they are like seven or eight foot high.

I thought that was a top notch effort - and I wanna know this: WHAT'S YOUR BEST?

[Puppet]

yea i can throw down on some liqour... i had to stop drinking crown because i could sit and drink a 1.75 liter bottle by myself in a sitting.. (thats the 50$ large bottle) and started to drink 1 on friday nite and one on saturday nite and still be fucked up all of sunday .. I felt it was time to stop when on new years 2 years ago i proceded to get buck naked at our new years party of about 100 people.. most who i didn't know... and walked up the street 3 houses infront of a "person of authority"s house and proceded to shake my dick side to side screaming "LOOK FUCKER IM STREAKING" ... Hind Sight that could have gone really really bad!