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[Ratt]

After talking with a co-worker today, I got to thinking; I gotta post this.

One night on the way home from a bit too much to drink, he saw a shopping trolley, and thought - I gotta do this.

So without any further hesitating, apart from the effort of trying, he placed the trolley over a street sign. Now I dont know what the street signs are like over in the US, but over here they are like seven or eight foot high.

I thought that was a top notch effort - and I wanna know this: WHAT'S YOUR BEST?

[Puppet]

Oh my Jebus where to begin... umm getting drunk with two cute stewardesses in teh back of a plan on a flight from OK back to Texas.. they never did serve anyone on teh plane.. we were smashed from doing shots by the time the plane landed..

umm yea there was this pool party i threw when i was 18 .. and somehow it became a naked drunken wild party.. i don't remember what all happen and thats probably for the best....

Hrmm most classic though.. was going to a party and backing up the claim i could out drink anyone.... finally put down the biggest guy there... at 55 beers, 9 Flaming Dr. Peppers, 3 shots of everclear and 2 shots of 151.... yea my gf was sober at the time and poured me all that.. and the beers were counted up during the initial contest.. anywho .. about 2 hours later im fucked off my ass.. incoherent.. last thing they said i did was ran into the middle of room and ran in and dove across the floor *thank god wood floors* slid about 5 feet adn passed out.. they carried me to the only bathroom stripped me buck as naked and threw me in teh shower... well thers probably 200 people at the party so people walked in and out for the next 2 hours looking at me naked.. slumped over well probably another 2 hours goes by and everyone who put me in there forgot about me... well aparently i had started puking in teh tub which stopped up the drain and the tub filled up with cold water and puke.. by the time a lesbian came in and found me..*a cute one at that... had talked to her when i had been sober*... but she pulled me out the tub.. took me to a bedroom put me in a bed and got under and laid with me because pretty much i was in frozen shock...

good thing she was lesbian.. talk about shrinkage!!

[Gnappster]

Hrmm most classic though.. was going to a party and backing up the claim i could out drink anyone.... finally put down the biggest guy there... at 55 beers, 9 Flaming Dr. Peppers,  3 shots of everclear and 2 shots of 151.... yea my gf was sober at the time and poured me all that.. and the beers were counted up during the initial contest.. 

holy shit! that's nuts
I once drank 30 beer and a couple shots of Everclear and I thought I was The Invisible Woman.