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[Ratt]

After talking with a co-worker today, I got to thinking; I gotta post this.

One night on the way home from a bit too much to drink, he saw a shopping trolley, and thought - I gotta do this.

So without any further hesitating, apart from the effort of trying, he placed the trolley over a street sign. Now I dont know what the street signs are like over in the US, but over here they are like seven or eight foot high.

I thought that was a top notch effort - and I wanna know this: WHAT'S YOUR BEST?

[beerhunter]

I would say that my proudest moment under the influence was this past summer. My wife's parents have an in the ground pool, and everyone was swimming. Well, after a lot of beer and Makers Mark, I though it would be funny to do a cannon ball and get everyone that was sitting around the pool wet. Now I am a large man I am 6'-6" and weigh in at 285, I ran and jumped as high as I could and did the perfect cannon ball into 4 foot of water. I busted my tail bone, and couldn't sit down with out pain for a long time. Still today, my wife gets pissed when someone talks about it.

[Tygalili]

I would say that my proudest moment under the influence was this past summer.  My wife's parents have an in the ground pool, and everyone was swimming.  Well, after a lot of beer and Makers Mark, I though it would be funny to do a cannon ball and get everyone that was sitting around the pool wet.  Now I am a large man I am 6'-6" and weigh in at 285, I ran and jumped as high as I could and did the perfect cannon ball into 4 foot of water.  I busted my tail bone, and couldn't sit down with out pain for a long time.  Still today, my wife gets pissed when someone talks about it.

All I can say to this is OUCH.

Ahhh, my proudest moment as a drunk would have to be when I attended my first party as Ratt's g/f. We had been dating for about 4 weeks. I was to spend the night at his place, after the party. I did 12 straight up shots of scotch in 45 minutes, as well as having 1 beer and a mudslide. I hadn't eaten anything that day so I was plastered after about 8 shots, but poor Ratt still gave me the scotch.
Needless to say, he didn't get any that night.
On the way home, however, he stopped in at KFC where he bought "Food poisoned" Popcorn Chicken.
The poor bugger had to strip me before putting me to bed. I woke up the next morning without a hangover and he woke up with violent food poisoning and a trip to the ER