[ Outline ] · Standard · Linear+ Your Proudest Moment As A Drunk

[Ratt]

After talking with a co-worker today, I got to thinking; I gotta post this.

One night on the way home from a bit too much to drink, he saw a shopping trolley, and thought - I gotta do this.

So without any further hesitating, apart from the effort of trying, he placed the trolley over a street sign. Now I dont know what the street signs are like over in the US, but over here they are like seven or eight foot high.

I thought that was a top notch effort - and I wanna know this: WHAT'S YOUR BEST?

[Gnappster]

geeze, there are too many to pick from...here's one for starters. Me n a few buddies were out camping and were completely blitzed by about 11 am. So my one friend is laying in the sun getting a tan. And i tell him i should write something cool on his back with sunscreen. He suggests STUD or something else to amplify his machismio. In his drunken stupor, he foolishly trusted me, and in my drunken stupor I decided that FAG in big letters with an arrow pointed to his ass would be perfect. Needless to say, it took him a while to find out what I had written, and finally saw it when he noticed his reflection in a car window. Ahhh, good times.


btw ratt, is a trolley like a shopping cart?