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Billy Madison

"Stop looking at me Swan"

Hey honey, do you think KFC is still open?"

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

My God, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.

YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL!

You stay classy, San Diego

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works every time