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COMEDYMAN
post Dec 23 2007, 06:30 PM
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Since I am the first ...... I would just whip my dick out, grease up my hand in some suntan oil so i can act like Im jerking off at the beach and watch a vid with one of my favorite Skinamax starlets Kim Dawson and paint my name on the ceiling.

Why? cause I like jerkin off!!! biggrin.gif


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I'd stand over his bed, waiting till he wakes up, and when he wakes up to see some creepy guy breathing over him I'll ask...

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"That was me"

Lucky for him that'd never happen since I don't like dudes... grinning-smiley-003.gif

Now to Kentuckylove and Misschickie I make no promises... wink.gif
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COMEDYMAN   How Would You Fuck The Person Above You?   Dec 23 2007, 06:30 PM
bondiguy   Whilst this is a funny and great thread idea I wou...   Dec 23 2007, 06:38 PM
misschickie   Well, I would ply him with a lot of alcohol and...   Dec 24 2007, 04:33 PM
FreakyShinnizle   Easy, after winning against her to strip poker, I...   Dec 24 2007, 05:56 PM
bondiguy   I am 2 steps ahead of you on your plan :P   Dec 26 2007, 11:31 PM
baby21   How wouldn't I fuck him!!! Ple...   Dec 27 2007, 12:33 AM
bondiguy   Hmmmm one can only dream   Dec 27 2007, 01:17 AM
baby21   and I for one do a LOT of dreaming... :letsfuc...   Dec 27 2007, 03:07 PM
bondiguy   Explain.... in detail.... with pictorial back up   Dec 27 2007, 05:18 PM
baby21   I don't know about the pictorial back up bu...   Dec 27 2007, 11:28 PM
bondiguy   :o I just fainted   Dec 27 2007, 11:31 PM
baby21   I knew you couldn't take the pictorial back ...   Dec 27 2007, 11:34 PM
bondiguy   I have a respirator on hand now! :P   Dec 27 2007, 11:39 PM
baby21   Hmm welll.. I mite need a little motivating now ...   Dec 27 2007, 11:40 PM
bondiguy   Baby, Baby, she's our girl.... if she can...   Dec 27 2007, 11:42 PM
baby21   Heck yes! Now I'm up for saving the wor...   Dec 27 2007, 11:50 PM
bondiguy   providing pictorial evidence :P   Dec 27 2007, 11:52 PM
baby21   Oh.. right... Do you take rainchecks?   Dec 27 2007, 11:54 PM
bondiguy   Only from teenagers :P   Dec 28 2007, 12:01 AM
baby21   Hey!! Stop making me sound younger than...   Dec 28 2007, 12:02 AM
bondiguy   Haha.... it's technically true? haha I just...   Dec 28 2007, 12:05 AM
baby21   For 6 more months and then I'll join the re...   Dec 28 2007, 12:06 AM
bondiguy   Thats when alcoholism kicks in   Dec 28 2007, 12:10 AM
baby21   Yay.. something to look forward to.   Dec 28 2007, 12:22 AM
bondiguy   Sex gets better too!   Dec 28 2007, 12:23 AM
baby21   Seriously??   Dec 28 2007, 12:27 AM
Macdonald   isn't that where they get the saying "s...   Dec 28 2007, 12:28 AM
bondiguy   Well you're always learning new shit and whi...   Dec 28 2007, 12:30 AM
baby21   True indeed... Dang.. I got lots to look forwar...   Dec 28 2007, 12:45 AM
bondiguy   If you need any hands on pointers give me a yell...   Dec 28 2007, 12:47 AM
baby21   I got a lot to learn... I'll keep your numb...   Dec 28 2007, 12:49 AM
LDrider   It would be my pleasure to teach Baby some ...   Dec 28 2007, 12:55 AM
baby21   Oh yay! Does this involve toys?   Dec 28 2007, 12:56 AM
bondiguy   Only if u think Tickle me Elmo is a toy! lol...   Dec 28 2007, 01:03 AM
baby21   Ok.. now that's a new level of naughty...   Dec 28 2007, 01:06 AM
bondiguy   Yay I am still able to shock an appall!   Dec 28 2007, 01:11 AM
baby21   Not only are you still able to... you're do...   Dec 28 2007, 01:32 AM
bondiguy   I continually strive for improvement! :P   Dec 28 2007, 01:34 AM
COMEDYMAN   I wouldn't be able to fuck the person above me...   Nov 23 2008, 07:06 AM
digitalnights   Yeah, I agree. CM's a dude :blink: (or so ...   Nov 23 2008, 03:58 PM
KentuckyLove   dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf   Apr 6 2009, 08:54 PM
KentuckyLove   dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf   Apr 7 2009, 01:21 PM
Melon Midget   I'm gonna plead the Fifth Amendment on this.....   Apr 7 2009, 04:18 PM
evade20   I'd lay her on her back and plant my face b...   Apr 7 2009, 04:20 PM
KentuckyLove   dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf   Apr 7 2009, 04:31 PM
COMEDYMAN   Oh hell I would so nail this lovely newbie!...   Apr 6 2009, 09:31 PM
paybarraman   Oh I would sooooo fuck this sweet little lady dire...   Apr 8 2009, 01:54 AM
rdmoscow1808   I would let evade get paybar...then I go the nex...   Apr 8 2009, 07:22 PM
KentuckyLove   dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf   Apr 8 2009, 08:18 PM
evade20   I'd like to do it all again just like I said...   Apr 9 2009, 08:42 AM
misschickie   evade.... i would... :suckadick: then he would.....   Apr 9 2009, 03:19 PM
gwiskup   If a guy doesn't find fucking Miss Chickie u...   Apr 9 2009, 03:51 PM
evade20   I'd never throw you off, Babe, unless it wa...   Apr 9 2009, 04:25 PM
misschickie   oh myyy.... i would stand like that and wait fo...   Apr 9 2009, 07:03 PM
FreakyShinnizle   I'd have her on her knees, gulping down my coc...   Apr 10 2009, 01:00 AM
KentuckyLove   dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf   Apr 10 2009, 01:01 AM
FreakyShinnizle   Difficult not to with all the great inspiration we...   Apr 10 2009, 01:17 AM
Puppet   hrmm person above me... hrmm probably with a broom...   Apr 11 2009, 12:09 AM
KentuckyLove   dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf   Apr 11 2009, 08:48 PM
evade20   No better time than now to take care of this ho...   Apr 11 2009, 09:01 PM
Puppet   its ok .. i like virigins... :)   Apr 15 2009, 02:58 AM
KentuckyLove   dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf   Apr 17 2009, 06:35 PM
FreakyShinnizle   I'd have no problem laying your sweet body dow...   Apr 17 2009, 09:44 PM
laurainiaash   What about me? : )   May 23 2009, 03:50 AM
racerxgto   System Administrator   May 24 2009, 02:48 AM
laurainiaash   sorry, now you can actually see me : )   May 23 2009, 03:52 AM
nybandit   Start with a little missionary..then i would have ...   May 23 2009, 08:40 AM
laurainiaash   mmm fiesty ; )   May 23 2009, 05:28 PM
nybandit   when handling a smoking hot body like that...yo...   May 23 2009, 06:12 PM
KentuckyLove   dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf   May 23 2009, 06:26 PM
FreakyShinnizle   We'd snuggle in bed all evening long and make ...   May 23 2009, 11:29 PM
KentuckyLove   dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf   May 24 2009, 01:11 AM
FreakyShinnizle   I love being both rough and gentle with a lady at ...   May 24 2009, 04:32 PM
KatieMN   not going to lie i'd probably have sex with al...   Sep 8 2009, 08:10 PM
nybandit   Wow...now that is a great start! Cant wait...   Sep 8 2009, 09:38 PM
ddd35   Well your my kind of Girl   Sep 9 2009, 12:02 PM
kcoc72   I'm not going to lie either...I wouldn...   Sep 9 2009, 11:13 PM

 

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