[ Outline ] · Standard · Linear+ Write Your Sexual Personal Ad, in 50 words or less

[COMEDYMAN]

If you were putting an ad into an adult magazine looking for an intimate evening and you were wanting to attract your perfect sexual partner, how would you write it?

The stipulation is there is limited space and only room for 50 words or less.



I will start


Funny Guys seeks Funny Girl who won't laugh at his penis size when it dissapears into her giant titties. Must like it a little rough and be able to slap me and twist my nipples off if she wants. Any body types welcome. Tits Bigger the Better.

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[digitalnights]

I'm 28, BBV. I'fe-a geefee up gueeng thruoogh prumeeses ooff a releshunsheep und feending myselff doomped effter oone-a oor meybe-a three-a neeghts iff I'm loocky.
Bork Bork Bork!

Su I'fe-a deceeded I'll coot tu zee chese-a und hefe-a cheeldree suns zee hessles ooff feeeled releshunsheeps beffure-a my cheeld beereeng yeers ere-a up. Yuoo cun chuuse-a tu be-a infulfed oor I dun't ifee hefe-a tu knoo yuoor neme-a. I'fe-a beee tuld by a foo ooff zee gooys I'fe-a beee veet thet I'fe-a beee zee best zeey'fe-a ifer hed su yuoo shuoold eejuy it reelly vell. Iff thees interests yuoo, i-meeel me-a veet yuoor peec und I'll retoorn zee fefuoor. Zeen cume-a foock me-a und feed my poossy veet yuoor leeffe-a geefing seed.
Bork Bork Bork!



Translation:

I'm 28, BBW. I've given up going through promises of a relationship and finding myself dumped after one or maybe three nights if I'm lucky.

So I've decided I'll cut to the chase and have children sans the hassles of failed relationships before my child bearing years are up. You can choose to be involved or I don't even have to know your name. I've been told by a few of the guys I've been with that I've been the best they've ever had so you should enjoy it really well. If this interests you, e-mail me with your pic and I'll return the favour. Then come fuck me and feed my pussy with your life giving seed.


Laughed my ass off!