[ Outline ] · Standard · Linear+ Write Your Sexual Personal Ad, in 50 words or less

[COMEDYMAN]

If you were putting an ad into an adult magazine looking for an intimate evening and you were wanting to attract your perfect sexual partner, how would you write it?

The stipulation is there is limited space and only room for 50 words or less.



I will start


Funny Guys seeks Funny Girl who won't laugh at his penis size when it dissapears into her giant titties. Must like it a little rough and be able to slap me and twist my nipples off if she wants. Any body types welcome. Tits Bigger the Better.

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[digitalnights]

Here's another....

You were the tall brunette who farted in the produce section tonight, Davie St. Safeway. I was the tall dirty blonde guy beside you who said "was that you?". You said "no...wasn't me!!". I called you a liar. You continued to plead innocence despite the stink. I fanned the stink away with a head of Romaine lettuce and you stormed off.

Even though you fart like a Clydesdale I'd still like to meet for coffee....you are gorgeous if not rude.

[evade20]

Here's another....

You were the tall brunette who farted in the produce section tonight, Davie St. Safeway. I was the tall dirty blonde guy beside you who said "was that you?". You said "no...wasn't me!!". I called you a liar. You continued to plead innocence despite the stink. I fanned the stink away with a head of Romaine lettuce and you stormed off.

Even though you fart like a Clydesdale I'd still like to meet for coffee....you are gorgeous if not rude.

3d probably has already used that line with one of his Heifers!

[ddd35]

3d probably has already used that line with one of his Heifers! 

And hey it worked !!!