[ Outline ] · Standard · Linear+ Celebrity Road Rage, Who would you like to hit with a bus?

[neptunecat]

I have to ask if anyone else has ever wanted to hit a celebrity with a large moving object?

Have you ever wanted to reach into the television and smack some sense into some famous goofball?

I am not talking about death here, only a slight maiming, or a body cast.


I would have to say it would be Britney Spear's for me. Her moronic life and inability to stay out of the tabloids has killed more trees than wild fires.
I just want to sit her down, after I have clipped her with the bus, and crack her over the skull with the Mallet of Common sense. I would say, "look you squirrelly bitch you need to be sterilized and put in a home for "special' people-forever'

Oh well, I will always have that dream.

[DoubleJ]

Hmmm, I like this topic. A big one for me, that may or at least should have already been stated in here is that useless Paris Hilton, she has no talent at anything and isn't even flatout attractive enough to just get by being a pretty face or hot piece of ass. Add to this the disgust I endure any time I hear young/youngish girls call her a *gags* role.....model..... oh god i feel dirty now, and not in the good way at all