[ Outline ] · Standard · Linear+ Celebrity Road Rage, Who would you like to hit with a bus?

[neptunecat]

I have to ask if anyone else has ever wanted to hit a celebrity with a large moving object?

Have you ever wanted to reach into the television and smack some sense into some famous goofball?

I am not talking about death here, only a slight maiming, or a body cast.


I would have to say it would be Britney Spear's for me. Her moronic life and inability to stay out of the tabloids has killed more trees than wild fires.
I just want to sit her down, after I have clipped her with the bus, and crack her over the skull with the Mallet of Common sense. I would say, "look you squirrelly bitch you need to be sterilized and put in a home for "special' people-forever'

Oh well, I will always have that dream.

[misschickie]

so....corsair and neptunecat are the same person?

and i'd run paris hilton down in a heartbeat.