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QUOTE(LegMan @ Jan 13 2008, 02:27 AM) Did I leave the iron on this morning? Yes and while you were at work The iron escaped and knocked over a liquor store killing 1 and wounding 7
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 COMEDYMAN Ask Comedyman Aug 27 2007, 05:30 PM Bobaloo
What is DamnYankee's phone number and address... Aug 27 2007, 06:56 PM COMEDYMAN
Such a question can only be answered thusly........ Aug 27 2007, 08:47 PM evade20
Good question, though! :2thumbsup: :lol: Aug 27 2007, 10:10 PM ddd35
Can the male sperm really climb ? SO like... Aug 28 2007, 09:31 AM Bobaloo
Why would I shoot a monkey after I've already... Aug 28 2007, 12:02 PM COMEDYMAN RE: Ask Comedyman Aug 28 2007, 10:13 PM bntit
OMFG.... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
bril... Aug 29 2007, 06:56 PM evade20
Will bntit sit on my face if I ask nicely? :ea... Aug 29 2007, 07:02 PM COMEDYMAN
yes she said ... but I went and deleted that ha... Aug 29 2007, 07:18 PM COMEDYMAN
I guess it depends on how well you wiped off th... Aug 28 2007, 10:09 PM ddd35
Whew Im safe .. :2thumbsup: Aug 29 2007, 09:28 AM closeup This topic went downhill in 5 posts. Which is 3 mo... Aug 28 2007, 04:12 PM COMEDYMAN
:2thumbsup: Aug 28 2007, 10:14 PM bondiguy WHy do bad things happen to good people? Aug 29 2007, 06:33 AM COMEDYMAN
The cosmic event of shit dosn't discern bet... Aug 29 2007, 07:15 PM bntit
or we laugh real hard cuz when karma takes a ch... Aug 29 2007, 07:17 PM evade20
:2thumbsup: I'm waiting for Karma to catch... Aug 29 2007, 07:19 PM bondiguy
Ooohh ur good! Aug 30 2007, 04:00 AM ddd35 does No really mean yes ? Aug 29 2007, 09:29 AM COMEDYMAN
Ask any convicted rapist getting his asshole re... Aug 29 2007, 07:19 PM ddd35
I thought I had ? :) Aug 30 2007, 09:33 AM paybarraman If a train departs Chicago heading west at 45mph a... Aug 30 2007, 02:13 AM aimee2
It depends whether you suck it or bite it! ... Aug 30 2007, 02:42 AM evade20
The lady with the answers! :P Sep 7 2007, 04:45 PM bondiguy Why do beautiful women often date ugly men? Aug 30 2007, 04:02 AM aimee2
To boost your confidence :P Aug 30 2007, 04:08 AM COMEDYMAN
Because women dig confidense in a man. And ugly... Aug 30 2007, 05:32 AM bondiguy
Mate you have all the answers.... and I am confi... Aug 30 2007, 07:02 AM ddd35 IS it true that the person that dies with the most... Aug 30 2007, 09:35 AM bondiguy
that's no reason to keep buying dildos 3d Aug 31 2007, 12:26 AM ddd35
but they were on sale Aug 31 2007, 08:59 AM COMEDYMAN
The old daying goes is you can't take it wi... Sep 1 2007, 07:37 AM ddd35
Well I told the ladies ID share the dildos ..... Sep 1 2007, 08:44 AM bondiguy
I better start collecting LOTR collectables Sep 3 2007, 02:05 AM ddd35 sight , feel , smell , which of these actions coul... Sep 7 2007, 02:16 PM COMEDYMAN
very thought provoking question.....
Lose you... Sep 7 2007, 05:09 PM bondiguy
There's ur answer 3d Sep 7 2007, 06:06 PM baby21
That reminds me of this woman that was in our s... Sep 9 2007, 05:37 PM COMEDYMAN
Well if i ever need to lose a hardon real quick... Sep 9 2007, 05:38 PM baby21
:roflmao: I wonder how her poor husband gets o... Sep 9 2007, 05:41 PM COMEDYMAN
unfortunately there is :D google hirsute :blin... Sep 9 2007, 05:46 PM baby21
:blink: I don't know what's worse, the... Sep 9 2007, 05:54 PM COMEDYMAN
When you have scoured the web since its inceptio... Sep 9 2007, 06:21 PM Christof
Any ideas what TGP means in a porn sense? I used... Sep 19 2007, 05:04 AM COMEDYMAN
The Acronym TGP means Thumbnail Gallery Post. A... Sep 19 2007, 05:55 AM closeup
She'd need a lawnmower to give that bush a tr... Sep 9 2007, 07:55 PM baby21
Oh god... not that picture again!!! ... Sep 10 2007, 01:56 AM ddd35
you did well mate , I think you should go o... Sep 11 2007, 10:25 AM bondiguy
70's style! :P Sep 9 2007, 11:51 PM Gnappster
you too? :P
only at rmm would you here that p... Sep 10 2007, 01:49 PM bondiguy
Same thing was said about Pink Eye AND Dolmio Gr... Sep 11 2007, 12:46 AM Gnappster
yes, but I look at those with heartfelt nostalgia... Sep 11 2007, 12:55 AM bondiguy
As do I good buddy... as do I Sep 11 2007, 01:04 AM ddd35 so comedy you seem to be on a roll if we can kee... Sep 16 2007, 08:49 AM bondiguy
You wouldn't be belittleing other members wo... Sep 17 2007, 01:25 AM ddd35
Nope just pointing how the thread title is ASK... Sep 19 2007, 03:41 PM COMEDYMAN
Whatever state you don't get caught in :D
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there are some states that actually have some o... Sep 19 2007, 03:42 PM Gnappster
was your band named general public or general pub... Sep 19 2007, 11:19 AM Christof
er, it was The General Public. I blame it on my ... Sep 19 2007, 03:45 PM Bobaloo
:roflmao: Hilarious. I don't know how I miss... Sep 25 2007, 02:30 PM Christof
yeah not sure how I missed that either :( Sep 26 2007, 03:35 AM misschickie Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like... Dec 15 2007, 12:29 PM ddd35
:drama: Dec 16 2007, 09:13 AM bondiguy
Now that's a pickle! Dec 16 2007, 10:51 PM COMEDYMAN
Spongebob suffers from Aquatic Coral Deformenti... Dec 18 2007, 07:04 AM bondiguy
That would have been my second guess Dec 18 2007, 11:21 PM misschickie COMEDYMAN...I ASKED A MOTHER FUCKIN QUESTION!... Dec 17 2007, 11:46 PM bondiguy
Simple... he's adopted! Dec 18 2007, 12:28 AM misschickie
Nope, too easy. Try again.
Besides...wouldn... Dec 18 2007, 12:40 AM bondiguy
Well I didn't want to say it but his mum is ... Dec 18 2007, 12:44 AM misschickie
the Jerry Springer version!
the Learning ... Dec 20 2007, 03:00 AM bondiguy
Jerry
Jerry
Jerry Dec 20 2007, 05:37 AM evade20
go for it Chickie.... :niceones: :flashboobs:... Dec 24 2007, 09:55 AM paybarraman Is Jimmy Hoffa really encased in concrete at the f... Dec 24 2007, 12:47 PM evade20
Naah! I think he's deep than that..... ... Dec 27 2007, 08:19 AM COMEDYMAN
Jimmy Hoffa isnt dead. He had a sex change and ... Jan 6 2008, 07:42 AM baby21 Is there life on other planets? Dec 27 2007, 03:05 PM COMEDYMAN
That one is a tough one. Is there life on other... Jan 6 2008, 07:47 AM misschickie
my life will not be complete until i get to s... Jan 6 2008, 08:38 PM ddd35
sounds like invitation Cman ... Jan 11 2008, 11:38 AM COMEDYMAN
Fly into the Tampa Airport anytime you wanna :D... Mar 5 2008, 09:05 PM ddd35
damn !!!! your good !... Mar 6 2008, 12:47 PM COMEDYMAN Any other questions I can answer :D Im in a sage ... Jun 5 2008, 06:33 PM ddd35
whats the best way to convince My wife to have... Jun 6 2008, 08:27 AM COMEDYMAN
Well Triple D it is all up to the way you brin... Jun 6 2008, 06:58 PM ddd35
ME to thanks Cman :cheers: Jun 7 2008, 08:41 AM Michelle M "C-man" Hi hun....curious as to your op... Jun 6 2008, 06:40 PM COMEDYMAN
Being butt naked and having sex is the way the ... Jun 6 2008, 07:17 PM FreakyShinnizle Where can TrueBlue find a good free video editor? ... Jun 16 2008, 11:41 PM COMEDYMAN
She needs to use Windows Media Encoder to shrin... Jun 17 2008, 05:38 AM ddd35 Camn why is it when I scholl down thru a thread ... Jun 18 2008, 08:26 AM COMEDYMAN
Either you are enthralled by my every word much ... Jun 19 2008, 09:28 PM ddd35
probably a little of both ... Jun 20 2008, 07:01 AM Drunk Yes, Comedyman! I have a question... I'd l... Jun 19 2008, 07:42 PM COMEDYMAN
Well you would think it would hold after all of... Jun 19 2008, 09:30 PM
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