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How Would You Fuck The Person Above You?, .. and why
| COMEDYMAN |
Dec 23 2007, 06:30 PM
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Since I am the first ...... I would just whip my dick out, grease up my hand in some suntan oil so i can act like Im jerking off at the beach and watch a vid with one of my favorite Skinamax starlets Kim Dawson and paint my name on the ceiling.
Why? cause I like jerkin off!!! :D
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| bondiguy |
Dec 26 2007, 11:31 PM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Dec 25 2007, 07:33 AM) Well, I would ply him with a lot of alcohol and green, turn out the lights and tell him I was Bunni. Then I'd fuck the Simpsons out of him. I am 2 steps ahead of you on your plan :P
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| baby21 |
Dec 27 2007, 12:33 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 26 2007, 11:31 PM) I am 2 steps ahead of you on your plan :P How wouldn't I fuck him!!! Please, thank you, and give me more!!!
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| bondiguy |
Dec 27 2007, 01:17 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 27 2007, 03:33 PM) How wouldn't I fuck him!!! Please, thank you, and give me more!!! Hmmmm one can only dream
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| baby21 |
Dec 27 2007, 03:07 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 01:17 AM) and I for one do a LOT of dreaming... :letsfuck:
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| bondiguy |
Dec 27 2007, 05:18 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 06:07 AM) and I for one do a LOT of dreaming... :letsfuck: Explain.... in detail.... with pictorial back up
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| baby21 |
Dec 27 2007, 11:28 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 05:18 PM) Explain.... in detail.... with pictorial back up I don't know about the pictorial back up but I'd want you on your back, hands tied up, me on top, grinding the fuck out of you for starters....
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| bondiguy |
Dec 27 2007, 11:31 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:28 PM) I don't know about the pictorial back up but I'd want you on your back, hands tied up, me on top, grinding the fuck out of you for starters.... :o I just fainted
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| baby21 |
Dec 27 2007, 11:34 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 11:31 PM) I knew you couldn't take the pictorial back up!!!
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| bondiguy |
Dec 27 2007, 11:39 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:34 PM) I knew you couldn't take the pictorial back up!!! I have a respirator on hand now! :P
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| baby21 |
Dec 27 2007, 11:40 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 11:39 PM) I have a respirator on hand now! :P Hmm welll.. I mite need a little motivating now haha.
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| bondiguy |
Dec 27 2007, 11:42 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:40 PM) Hmm welll.. I mite need a little motivating now haha. Baby, Baby, she's our girl.... if she can't do it, no one........ can! :P
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| baby21 |
Dec 27 2007, 11:50 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 11:42 PM) Baby, Baby, she's our girl.... if she can't do it, no one........ can! :P Heck yes! Now I'm up for saving the world... what was I supposed to be doing again?
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| bondiguy |
Dec 27 2007, 11:52 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:50 PM) Heck yes! Now I'm up for saving the world... what was I supposed to be doing again? providing pictorial evidence :P
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| baby21 |
Dec 27 2007, 11:54 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 11:52 PM) providing pictorial evidence :P Oh.. right... Do you take rainchecks?
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| bondiguy |
Dec 28 2007, 12:01 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:54 PM) Oh.. right... Do you take rainchecks? Only from teenagers :P
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| baby21 |
Dec 28 2007, 12:02 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2007, 12:01 AM) Hey!! Stop making me sound younger than I am...
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| bondiguy |
Dec 28 2007, 12:05 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 03:02 PM) Hey!! Stop making me sound younger than I am... Haha.... it's technically true? haha I just like playing around with ya
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| baby21 |
Dec 28 2007, 12:06 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2007, 12:05 AM) Haha.... it's technically true? haha I just like playing around with ya For 6 more months and then I'll join the rest of you losers in the non-teen years... :P
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| bondiguy |
Dec 28 2007, 12:10 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 03:06 PM) For 6 more months and then I'll join the rest of you losers in the non-teen years... :P Thats when alcoholism kicks in
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| baby21 |
Dec 28 2007, 12:22 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2007, 12:10 AM) Thats when alcoholism kicks in Yay.. something to look forward to.
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| bondiguy |
Dec 28 2007, 12:23 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 03:22 PM) Yay.. something to look forward to. Sex gets better too!
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| baby21 |
Dec 28 2007, 12:27 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2007, 12:23 AM) Seriously??
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| Macdonald |
Dec 28 2007, 12:28 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 12:27 AM) isn't that where they get the saying "sex is like a fine wine, only gets better with age?" :P
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COMEDYMAN How Would You Fuck The Person Above You? Dec 23 2007, 06:30 PM bondiguy Whilst this is a funny and great thread idea I wou... Dec 23 2007, 06:38 PM misschickie
Well, I would ply him with a lot of alcohol and... Dec 24 2007, 04:33 PM  FreakyShinnizle Easy, after winning against her to strip poker, I... Dec 24 2007, 05:56 PM bondiguy
Well you're always learning new shit and whi... Dec 28 2007, 12:30 AM baby21
True indeed...
Dang.. I got lots to look forwar... Dec 28 2007, 12:45 AM  bondiguy
If you need any hands on pointers give me a yell... Dec 28 2007, 12:47 AM   baby21
I got a lot to learn... I'll keep your numb... Dec 28 2007, 12:49 AM    LDrider
It would be my pleasure to teach Baby some ... Dec 28 2007, 12:55 AM     baby21
Oh yay! Does this involve toys? Dec 28 2007, 12:56 AM bondiguy
Only if u think Tickle me Elmo is a toy! lol... Dec 28 2007, 01:03 AM baby21
Ok.. now that's a new level of naughty... Dec 28 2007, 01:06 AM  bondiguy
Yay I am still able to shock an appall! Dec 28 2007, 01:11 AM   baby21
Not only are you still able to... you're do... Dec 28 2007, 01:32 AM    bondiguy
I continually strive for improvement! :P Dec 28 2007, 01:34 AM COMEDYMAN I wouldn't be able to fuck the person above me... Nov 23 2008, 07:06 AM digitalnights
Yeah, I agree. CM's a dude :blink: (or so ... Nov 23 2008, 03:58 PM KentuckyLove dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf Apr 6 2009, 08:54 PM KentuckyLove dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf Apr 7 2009, 01:21 PM  Melon Midget
I'm gonna plead the Fifth Amendment on this..... Apr 7 2009, 04:18 PM  evade20
I'd lay her on her back and plant my face b... Apr 7 2009, 04:20 PM   KentuckyLove dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf Apr 7 2009, 04:31 PM COMEDYMAN Oh hell I would so nail this lovely newbie!... Apr 6 2009, 09:31 PM paybarraman Oh I would sooooo fuck this sweet little lady dire... Apr 8 2009, 01:54 AM rdmoscow1808
I would let evade get paybar...then I go the nex... Apr 8 2009, 07:22 PM KentuckyLove dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf Apr 8 2009, 08:18 PM  evade20
I'd like to do it all again just like I said... Apr 9 2009, 08:42 AM misschickie evade....
i would... :suckadick:
then he would..... Apr 9 2009, 03:19 PM gwiskup
If a guy doesn't find fucking Miss Chickie u... Apr 9 2009, 03:51 PM evade20
I'd never throw you off, Babe, unless it wa... Apr 9 2009, 04:25 PM misschickie
oh myyy....
i would stand like that and wait fo... Apr 9 2009, 07:03 PM FreakyShinnizle I'd have her on her knees, gulping down my coc... Apr 10 2009, 01:00 AM KentuckyLove dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf Apr 10 2009, 01:01 AM FreakyShinnizle Difficult not to with all the great inspiration we... Apr 10 2009, 01:17 AM Puppet hrmm person above me... hrmm probably with a broom... Apr 11 2009, 12:09 AM KentuckyLove dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf Apr 11 2009, 08:48 PM evade20
No better time than now to take care of this ho... Apr 11 2009, 09:01 PM Puppet its ok .. i like virigins... :) Apr 15 2009, 02:58 AM Drunk I'd stand over his bed, waiting till he wakes ... Apr 17 2009, 05:44 PM KentuckyLove dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf Apr 17 2009, 06:35 PM FreakyShinnizle I'd have no problem laying your sweet body dow... Apr 17 2009, 09:44 PM laurainiaash What about me? : ) May 23 2009, 03:50 AM racerxgto System Administrator May 24 2009, 02:48 AM laurainiaash sorry, now you can actually see me : ) May 23 2009, 03:52 AM nybandit Start with a little missionary..then i would have ... May 23 2009, 08:40 AM laurainiaash
mmm fiesty ; ) May 23 2009, 05:28 PM  nybandit
when handling a smoking hot body like that...yo... May 23 2009, 06:12 PM KentuckyLove dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf May 23 2009, 06:26 PM FreakyShinnizle We'd snuggle in bed all evening long and make ... May 23 2009, 11:29 PM KentuckyLove dsklfjdskalssdladsjfklasjfklsdklsaklsdf May 24 2009, 01:11 AM FreakyShinnizle I love being both rough and gentle with a lady at ... May 24 2009, 04:32 PM KatieMN not going to lie i'd probably have sex with al... Sep 8 2009, 08:10 PM nybandit
Wow...now that is a great start! Cant wait... Sep 8 2009, 09:38 PM ddd35
Well your my kind of Girl Sep 9 2009, 12:02 PM kcoc72
I'm not going to lie either...I wouldn... Sep 9 2009, 11:13 PM
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