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[Tedd Striker]

All, long time browser and first time 'poster' as they say on talk radio here in the fruited plain.

With the exception of 'Lynette,' I've been impressed with the honesty/civility with most on this board and the fact that you all seem to have a helluva good time and I'd like to be a part of same.

Comedy, you indeed have a good sense of humor and Bondi, I guaraundamntee you I will not begin a new thread unless I've checked to see if a similar one already exists.

A bit about me, I'm 54 years old with most of my hair and some of my teeth.

My bride (not very understanding) has been with me for almost 15 years (my mother pays' her cash on a monthly basis) and yep, she has great breasts. No pic's fellas' sorry.

Continuing on, I work in the airline industry, have no children that I'm aware of, am a recovering catholic, have 13 RMM inches and reside in 'the sun 'n fun' capital of the midwest...St.Louis Mo. USA

So, I've finally put my foot in the RMM water and I hope that you all will be somewhat kind to this F.N.G............

[bondiguy]

"Guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...."

Lloyd Bridges in one of his funniest.....

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"

He's gotta be dead by now?

So I wanted to join the party and quote something... fuck this movie was made before I was born!

anyway... here is a little exchange I remembered when I saw it at a quote site;

"Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.

Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved. "