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post Aug 27 2007, 05:30 PM
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sight , feel , smell , which of these actions could a person live without and still enjoy a happy sex life ?
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post Sep 7 2007, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 7 2007, 02:16 PM)
sight , feel , smell , which of these actions could a person live without and still enjoy a happy sex life  ?
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very thought provoking question.....


Lose your sight.......I guess you could still enjoy sex and even broaden your scope to the more uglier girls since their freakish appearence wouldn't be a hindrance. And you could fantisize more without sight, have sex with whomever you wanted too. But since your blind you don't know whatthe fuck people look like anyway.

Lose your feel...... I believe this would be the most missed sense as sex is all about the touch and feel of a woman's body... to me anyway. And if the head of your cock loses its feeling.... its game over. If I couldn't get a hardon... might as well put a bullet in my brain because there not much else to live for a


Lose your smell..... would make pussy licking a more enjoyable. Especially if you've fallen in love with a Ukrainian Olympic track and feild star whose never heard the woud douche before. Or if your chick digs underarm hair and doesn't bathe.

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post Sep 9 2007, 05:37 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Sep 7 2007, 05:09 PM)
  Especially if you've fallen in love with a Ukrainian Olympic track and feild star whose never heard the woud douche before.  Or if your chick digs underarm hair and doesn't bathe.  

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That reminds me of this woman that was in our store yesterday who had hair on her forearms that was literally about 3 inches long and curly... puke1.gif
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post Sep 9 2007, 05:38 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Sep 9 2007, 05:37 PM)
That reminds me of this woman that was in our store yesterday who had hair on her forearms that was literally about 3 inches long and curly...  puke1.gif
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Well if i ever need to lose a hardon real quick .. I can think of miss curly arm hair laughing-smiley-017.gif


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post Sep 9 2007, 05:41 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Sep 9 2007, 05:38 PM)
Well if i ever need to lose a hardon real quick .. I can think of miss curly arm hair  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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laughing-smiley-014.gif I wonder how her poor husband gets off... Unless there's a market out there for air hair fetishes...
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post Sep 9 2007, 05:46 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Sep 9 2007, 05:41 PM)
laughing-smiley-014.gif I wonder how her poor husband gets off... Unless there's a market out there for air hair fetishes...
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unfortunately there is biggrin.gif google hirsute blink.gif


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post Sep 9 2007, 05:54 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Sep 9 2007, 05:46 PM)
unfortunately there is biggrin.gif  google hirsute blink.gif
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blink.gif I don't know what's worse, the pictures I just saw or the fact you knew about it!

Is there something your not telling us??
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post Sep 9 2007, 06:21 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Sep 9 2007, 05:54 PM)
blink.gif I don't know what's worse, the pictures I just saw or the fact you knew about it!

Is there something your not telling us??
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When you have scoured the web since its inception for porn you will run across some crazy shit biggrin.gif


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post Sep 19 2007, 05:04 AM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Sep 9 2007, 11:21 PM)
When you have scoured the web since its inception for porn you will run across some crazy shit biggrin.gif
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Any ideas what TGP means in a porn sense? I used to be a band called the general pubic, until we realised there already was a band called general public, but anyway. our website was tgp.someprovidericantremember.com and we used to get LOADS! of redirects from porn sites, so assume it means something but never did find out what


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post Sep 19 2007, 05:55 AM
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QUOTE(Christof @ Sep 19 2007, 05:04 AM)
Any ideas what TGP means in a porn sense? I used to be a band called the general pubic, until we realised there already was a band called general public, but anyway.  our website was tgp.someprovidericantremember.com and we used to get LOADS! of redirects from porn sites, so assume it means something but never did find out what
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The Acronym TGP means Thumbnail Gallery Post. A huge selection of free porn sites use TGPs to promote their site as a hook to get you to stop by biggrin.gif

Sorry there wasn't any poingant advice or humor but nothing really funny about a TGP unless its nude midgets gangbanging Jenna Jameson biggrin.gif

She used to look hot but she like other idiot porn stars have went under the knife and fucked up her face.


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COMEDYMAN   Ask Comedyman   Aug 27 2007, 05:30 PM
Bobaloo   What is DamnYankee's phone number and address...   Aug 27 2007, 06:56 PM
COMEDYMAN   Such a question can only be answered thusly........   Aug 27 2007, 08:47 PM
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bondiguy   WHy do bad things happen to good people?   Aug 29 2007, 06:33 AM
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ddd35   does No really mean yes ?   Aug 29 2007, 09:29 AM
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