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sight , feel , smell , which of these actions could a person live without and still enjoy a happy sex life ?

sight , feel , smell , which of these actions could a person live without and still enjoy a happy sex life  ?

very thought provoking question.....


Lose your sight.......I guess you could still enjoy sex and even broaden your scope to the more uglier girls since their freakish appearence wouldn't be a hindrance. And you could fantisize more without sight, have sex with whomever you wanted too. But since your blind you don't know whatthe fuck people look like anyway.

Lose your feel...... I believe this would be the most missed sense as sex is all about the touch and feel of a woman's body... to me anyway. And if the head of your cock loses its feeling.... its game over. If I couldn't get a hardon... might as well put a bullet in my brain because there not much else to live for a


Lose your smell..... would make pussy licking a more enjoyable. Especially if you've fallen in love with a Ukrainian Olympic track and feild star whose never heard the woud douche before. Or if your chick digs underarm hair and doesn't bathe.

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  Especially if you've fallen in love with a Ukrainian Olympic track and feild star whose never heard the woud douche before.  Or if your chick digs underarm hair and doesn't bathe.  

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That reminds me of this woman that was in our store yesterday who had hair on her forearms that was literally about 3 inches long and curly... :puke:

That reminds me of this woman that was in our store yesterday who had hair on her forearms that was literally about 3 inches long and curly...  :puke:

Well if i ever need to lose a hardon real quick .. I can think of miss curly arm hair :lol:

Well if i ever need to lose a hardon real quick .. I can think of miss curly arm hair  :lol:

:roflmao: I wonder how her poor husband gets off... Unless there's a market out there for air hair fetishes...

:roflmao: I wonder how her poor husband gets off... Unless there's a market out there for air hair fetishes...

unfortunately there is :D google hirsute :blink:

unfortunately there is :D  google hirsute :blink:

:blink: I don't know what's worse, the pictures I just saw or the fact you knew about it!

Is there something your not telling us??

:blink: I don't know what's worse, the pictures I just saw or the fact you knew about it!

Is there something your not telling us??

When you have scoured the web since its inception for porn you will run across some crazy shit :D

When you have scoured the web since its inception for porn you will run across some crazy shit :D

Any ideas what TGP means in a porn sense? I used to be a band called the general pubic, until we realised there already was a band called general public, but anyway. our website was tgp.someprovidericantremember.com and we used to get LOADS! of redirects from porn sites, so assume it means something but never did find out what