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[LegMan]

Um...long time lurker, first-time poster.

Howdy fellow boob enthusiasts! Just thought I'd do what the board says and introduce myself...I mean, the board doesn't talk to me, but well, there was this one time...it was late and I was really tired but hadn't gotten my daily boob fix yet, and so I got on for a few (hours) and I could have sworn the boobies were telling me to go to bed and they'll still be here when I come back.

Ok, now that you've gotten a glimpse of my distorted sense of humor, I hope I didn't frighten anyone away. They say first impressions are...something. I forget. Haven't heard that one in a while. Oh yeah...important! Welp, guess I blew that one, eh?

Anyway, so yah, as my name states I'm a leg man but I definitely have room in my heart for the boobies. I also enjoy women with both. I mean, who show both. To me. Often.

Seriously though. I enjoy the atmosphere here and it seems like a really cool place to visit and hang out. I'm always happy to show my appreciation for the ladies here, and there are some mighty fine ones, but I hate going to places and feeling pressured to say or post something or face banishment. I don't get that feeling here. Well, not yet anyway.

So...where's the fridge?!

[Bobaloo]

Holy shit! 

I need to visit my own thread more often!

First things first...

           

Ahem...and now that that's out of my system, I want to thank you, Bunni, for gracing my thread with your hotness and popping my cherry, so to speak. I feel like Steve Martin did in 'The Jerk' when he saw he had made the phone book..."Finally, I am somebody!"

As for the legs, yes, the hard work does show. I'm sure this had been discussed and, at the risk of sounding like a cheap pick-up line, are you some kind of model? I can definitely see you as a lingerie model cause that body of yours is bangin like a...like a...thing that bangs. Sorry, I suck as metaphors. 

Anyway, excuse me while I prance around the forum like a proud peacock with my new pics.

Good try, but that's a simile

[LegMan]

Good try, but that's a simile

Dammit, you got me Bob!

Ah well, I'd rather occupy my mind with figures like Bunni's rather than figures of speech!