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post Aug 27 2007, 05:30 PM
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post Sep 7 2007, 02:16 PM
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sight , feel , smell , which of these actions could a person live without and still enjoy a happy sex life ?
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post Sep 7 2007, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 7 2007, 02:16 PM)
sight , feel , smell , which of these actions could a person live without and still enjoy a happy sex life  ?
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very thought provoking question.....


Lose your sight.......I guess you could still enjoy sex and even broaden your scope to the more uglier girls since their freakish appearence wouldn't be a hindrance. And you could fantisize more without sight, have sex with whomever you wanted too. But since your blind you don't know whatthe fuck people look like anyway.

Lose your feel...... I believe this would be the most missed sense as sex is all about the touch and feel of a woman's body... to me anyway. And if the head of your cock loses its feeling.... its game over. If I couldn't get a hardon... might as well put a bullet in my brain because there not much else to live for a


Lose your smell..... would make pussy licking a more enjoyable. Especially if you've fallen in love with a Ukrainian Olympic track and feild star whose never heard the woud douche before. Or if your chick digs underarm hair and doesn't bathe.

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post Sep 9 2007, 05:37 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Sep 7 2007, 05:09 PM)
  Especially if you've fallen in love with a Ukrainian Olympic track and feild star whose never heard the woud douche before.  Or if your chick digs underarm hair and doesn't bathe.  

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That reminds me of this woman that was in our store yesterday who had hair on her forearms that was literally about 3 inches long and curly... puke1.gif
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post Sep 9 2007, 05:38 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Sep 9 2007, 05:37 PM)
That reminds me of this woman that was in our store yesterday who had hair on her forearms that was literally about 3 inches long and curly...  puke1.gif
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Well if i ever need to lose a hardon real quick .. I can think of miss curly arm hair laughing-smiley-017.gif


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post Sep 9 2007, 05:41 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Sep 9 2007, 05:38 PM)
Well if i ever need to lose a hardon real quick .. I can think of miss curly arm hair  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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laughing-smiley-014.gif I wonder how her poor husband gets off... Unless there's a market out there for air hair fetishes...
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post Sep 9 2007, 05:46 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Sep 9 2007, 05:41 PM)
laughing-smiley-014.gif I wonder how her poor husband gets off... Unless there's a market out there for air hair fetishes...
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unfortunately there is biggrin.gif google hirsute blink.gif


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post Sep 9 2007, 05:54 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Sep 9 2007, 05:46 PM)
unfortunately there is biggrin.gif  google hirsute blink.gif
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blink.gif I don't know what's worse, the pictures I just saw or the fact you knew about it!

Is there something your not telling us??
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post Sep 9 2007, 06:21 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Sep 9 2007, 05:54 PM)
blink.gif I don't know what's worse, the pictures I just saw or the fact you knew about it!

Is there something your not telling us??
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When you have scoured the web since its inception for porn you will run across some crazy shit biggrin.gif


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COMEDYMAN   Ask Comedyman   Aug 27 2007, 05:30 PM
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