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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 30 2007, 09:35 AM) IS it true that the person that dies with the most toys wins ? The old daying goes is you can't take it with you. Im sure when you go before St Peter he won't be asking... ok now how many Lord of the Ring Figures did you have.....nope you needed at least 20 to get in. To be honest I think the one who gives away the most toys wins. Dildos included 
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 COMEDYMAN Ask Comedyman Aug 27 2007, 05:30 PM Bobaloo
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that's no reason to keep buying dildos 3d Aug 31 2007, 12:26 AM ddd35
but they were on sale Aug 31 2007, 08:59 AM ddd35
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very thought provoking question.....
Lose you... Sep 7 2007, 05:09 PM bondiguy
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