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post Aug 3 2005, 01:41 AM
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alright, i guess it's my turn...

god this place is starting to look like an AA meeting: "hi, my name's jrock and i'm addicted to boobs" 08.gif

about me...

well, i'm like bondi in that i have a long-term g/f too, so i'm not on here to pick up women... i just love the pics and the forums are great

i love to cook... don't have any formal training, but i can definitely find my way around a kitchen

i'm a big sports guy... as far as playing, give me a volleyball and some sand and i'm a happy guy (the hot girls in bikinis that walk by or watch definitely doesn't hurt)... as far as watching, what else can you say but wrigley field on a summer day is about as close to heaven on earth as i've found?

i'm not a huge drinker... to me, the ultra-drunk sensation just isn't worth the shitty, shitty feeling of the hangover the next day... but i can totally kick back with a pint of guinness or a glass of whiskey or scotch

i'm definitely a bit of a smart-ass... i love making people laugh. i can be self-depricating at times and have no problem being the butt of your jokes... but i'm sarcastic as hell and if you're going to dish it out, you better be prepared to take it too nah.gif

i would consider myself an intellectual... i love reading, i love learning... but i can also turn that switch off and be a total "goober" if the situation calls for it wink.gif

finally, i love women... when done right, the female form is definitely the most perfect thing on earth

so yeah, that's all i got... now, how about some 411 on the women, dammit? action-smiley-047.gif


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I want to play!!

The best day of my life... and this is going to sound sad, but I haven't experienced a whole lot in life yet, but it was definetly my senior prom. My boyfriend and I had been dating about 1 1/2 years at the point and I went with a group of my closest friends. We had an amazing night which ended watching the sun come up over the city up in the mountains... it was just an overall gorgeous and memorable night, it was also the second to last time I saw a bunch of those people from high school before we all went off to college...

The worst pain I've had was either getting hit by a car laughing-smiley-014.gif ... it's amusing to me now, or one of my three surgeries I've had to have on my feet. .. They had to go in and break my big toe, saw off a part of the bone, and put it back into place with two screws. That wouldn't have been so bad, but I found out that I was crazy allergeric to pain killers (have later found that all pain killers make me sick)... so I was puking and miserable on top of the pain and later went through it with no pain killers at all... to top that off clumsy me was hoping to the bathroom and fell onto my newly broken toe and ripped the stiches out...

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Getting hit by the car.. it was more like I got pinned between two cars. My dad was driving my car and dropping me off at school because the roads were real bad because it had snowed a lot. So we're parked and I'm outside of the car with the door resting on my back, and me reaching inside the car to get all my books... well this lady who we were stopped behind decideds she needs to leave and backs right into the door where I'm at which pins my legs between my car frame and my car door... I think the only thing that stopped my legs from breaking was that we were on ice and our car actually slid... I've never screamed so loud in my life. That was a fun experience.
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jrock8   jrock8   Aug 3 2005, 01:41 AM
HotJ   Hi jrock - love your profile goober :2thumbsup:   Aug 3 2005, 08:26 PM
clincar   Hi Jrock - Love a man who can cock oops cook somet...   Aug 3 2005, 08:29 PM
Jade   Jeese... if we weren't both taken, I would say...   Aug 3 2005, 09:52 PM
bondiguy   Dude you are fast becoming one of my fav guys to c...   Aug 4 2005, 02:43 AM
Narazbad   have i gotten any girls in my thread/ i dont remem...   Aug 4 2005, 04:16 AM
bondiguy   as was I amd I dont remember... as I said in an...   Aug 4 2005, 04:19 AM
Narazbad   you know how hard it is for me to get thru the for...   Aug 4 2005, 04:20 AM
juicy_DD   sounds like you can work your wau round more than ...   Aug 4 2005, 07:13 AM
bondiguy   JR... where did you get your avatar???????????????...   Aug 5 2005, 08:40 AM
Mezrein   Ya.. It is. And I thought I was cool gettin Juicy...   Aug 5 2005, 09:12 AM
bondiguy   as am I mez... as am I   Aug 5 2005, 09:27 AM
juicy_DD   feel free to take mine out if you want I wont b...   Aug 5 2005, 12:50 PM
Mezrein   Hell no girl! I love the fact that Im worthy ...   Aug 5 2005, 08:40 PM
bondiguy   Now that DOES sound like a personal! haha. D...   Aug 5 2005, 10:02 PM
jrock8   juicy... feel free to take mine out too... i defin...   Aug 5 2005, 03:55 PM
juicy_DD   :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :lol: :lol: ...   Aug 5 2005, 04:07 PM
jrock8   HEY! Bondi... stop flirting with other men in ...   Aug 5 2005, 10:07 PM
bondiguy   Dang.... will I only be permitted to flirt with ...   Aug 5 2005, 10:18 PM
jrock8   i ain't touchin' that one... both litera...   Aug 5 2005, 10:31 PM
bondiguy   some things are best left unsaid! :P   Aug 5 2005, 11:11 PM
juicy_DD   your sweet Mezzy :kisses:   Aug 6 2005, 01:00 AM
Mezrein   awwww :kisses: I try to be honey. I'm sorry I...   Aug 6 2005, 02:09 AM
HotJ   jrock...what is your specialty in the kitchen?? t...   Aug 6 2005, 10:03 PM
jrock8   umm, for an appetizer, probably a tomato/garlic/...   Aug 6 2005, 10:09 PM
HotJ   yummmmmm and what would one have to do to rece...   Aug 6 2005, 10:11 PM
jrock8   sorry, those are all DAMN tempting... but pretty...   Aug 6 2005, 10:12 PM
HotJ   that is not the right answer jrock!!...   Aug 6 2005, 10:15 PM
jrock8   oh, well you forgot the :banana2: ... throw that ...   Aug 6 2005, 10:16 PM
HotJ   sweet..i knew you'd come around... :woohoo:...   Aug 6 2005, 10:18 PM
jrock8   after all you're planning on doing to me, i...   Aug 6 2005, 10:22 PM
HotJ   i knew that one was coming....you're so pre...   Aug 6 2005, 10:26 PM
jrock8   yeah, but you still love me :kisses: :nahnah:   Aug 6 2005, 10:29 PM
HotJ   ok, you got me there :wub:   Aug 6 2005, 10:30 PM
jrock8   or i could do a spinach salad w/walnuts for an app...   Aug 6 2005, 10:41 PM
HotJ   hmmm...i'm not big on walnuts or salmon, but...   Aug 6 2005, 10:44 PM
jrock8   how about just chilled champagne and you?   Aug 6 2005, 10:45 PM
HotJ   i don't see why not :unsure:   Aug 6 2005, 10:48 PM
paybarraman   Don't really know ya, but You suck also.......   Aug 8 2005, 10:07 AM
jrock8   ugh, alright, i'll say this one more time......   Aug 8 2005, 03:59 PM
bondiguy   I knew it!!!!!!! hah...   Aug 9 2005, 03:01 AM
COMEDYMAN   :lol: they all say that   Aug 9 2005, 07:43 AM
Jade   Jrock ... I wouldn't need all that fancy-shman...   Aug 9 2005, 07:20 PM
jrock8   ok jade... if i must... :bonerfied: lol wait, ...   Aug 9 2005, 07:22 PM
Jade   Ok.. as long as you make it my way! ;)   Aug 9 2005, 07:24 PM
jrock8   apparently "your way" involves another...   Aug 9 2005, 11:27 PM
Kiana   Where's your pic????   Aug 9 2005, 07:25 PM
Kiana   Where's your pic????   Aug 9 2005, 07:25 PM
Narazbad   hehe and J gets the lovely kiana...lucky bastard.....   Aug 9 2005, 09:56 PM
juicy_DD   can I be part of the burger he he   Aug 10 2005, 06:57 AM
paybarraman   Jrock......you have been blessed with the presenc...   Aug 10 2005, 07:05 AM
jrock8   don't worry pay, she's seen it... i mig...   Aug 10 2005, 01:14 PM
bondiguy   LOL :haha: good one Jrock... Im back dude how...   Aug 14 2005, 03:08 AM
jrock8   i'm ok... hope the work trip went well... alth...   Aug 14 2005, 10:05 PM
bondiguy   I was on a work trip? :alc: :alc: :alc: :vomi...   Aug 15 2005, 02:35 AM
jrock8   ooh, when do i get to unwrap it? :kisses:   Aug 16 2005, 12:19 PM
juicy_DD   go ahead :lol:   Aug 16 2005, 12:20 PM
jrock8   have i mentioned before that i love the fact that ...   Aug 16 2005, 12:22 PM
juicy_DD   I was probably holding my stomach in :lol:   Aug 16 2005, 12:32 PM
jrock8   well that's ok... 'cause from behind i wou...   Aug 16 2005, 12:33 PM
juicy_DD   good to have sumat to hold on to :letsfuck:   Aug 16 2005, 12:34 PM
jrock8   exactly... around here we say "more cushion ...   Aug 16 2005, 12:36 PM
juicy_DD   actually J you are sposed to say "what stomac...   Aug 16 2005, 12:38 PM
jrock8   i told you i love that i can see your ab lines, so...   Aug 16 2005, 12:41 PM
ILOVEBOOBS05   Ye, I wouldn't mind. lol xxxx   Aug 16 2005, 12:43 PM
juicy_DD   tell me about them then...particuarly the girlies ...   Aug 16 2005, 12:44 PM
jrock8   well then go to your thread... we'll post a qu...   Aug 16 2005, 12:45 PM
ILOVEBOOBS05   :banana2: no need 4the gym when there's loads ...   Aug 16 2005, 12:48 PM
ILOVEBOOBS05   any way girls a ment tobe curvey. i hate 2see bone...   Aug 16 2005, 12:55 PM
bondiguy   Ok I am super jealous now! haha Jrock is gett...   Aug 17 2005, 02:27 AM
Narazbad   cuz its yours :P   Aug 17 2005, 02:48 AM
bondiguy   Now it is my turn to use the crying emoticon (2n...   Aug 17 2005, 03:15 AM
Narazbad   why does the bastard whos leaving get the 3 page 4...   Aug 17 2005, 03:19 AM
bondiguy   Cause two dim witted individuals are using his t...   Aug 17 2005, 03:31 AM
Narazbad   piss off...go to mine..its the bad joke thread, re...   Aug 17 2005, 03:33 AM
jrock8   alright everyone, it's been tons of fun but my...   Aug 18 2005, 06:31 PM
Gnappster   keep the lipstick off your dipstick later dude   Aug 18 2005, 06:52 PM
Narazbad   shit...that was way too soon......been real, its b...   Aug 19 2005, 01:48 AM
bondiguy   jrock has gone......... a sad day for all.... I ...   Aug 19 2005, 03:21 AM
Narazbad   he will be missed......ok..hes gone now..PARTY...   Aug 21 2005, 06:31 PM
bondiguy   Ok OK I dont know if he is back But I do see him o...   Aug 22 2005, 01:03 AM
jrock8   had to see what i missed and what my favorite ladi...   Aug 22 2005, 01:09 AM
Narazbad   latas j, keep safe man   Aug 22 2005, 03:43 AM
sussed2   Hey there ! :2thumbsup:   Aug 24 2005, 02:52 PM
sussed2   Awww the picture didnt show up in my quote :unsur...   Aug 24 2005, 02:55 PM
Gnappster   that's ok, we are all very familiar with jui...   Aug 24 2005, 02:59 PM
sussed2   ooops ok... been out of the loop !!! ...   Aug 24 2005, 03:00 PM
Gnappster   no prob, but obviously i spoke too soon as i see j...   Aug 24 2005, 03:05 PM
sussed2   We just can't stay away!!!! ...   Aug 24 2005, 03:05 PM
Gnappster   amen to that btw, love your avatar, but that goe...   Aug 24 2005, 03:09 PM
Narazbad   uhhh..yeah/ its sussed!! shes a freaking g...   Aug 24 2005, 07:38 PM
bondiguy   Jrock is a cool guy who was really a flash in the ...   Aug 25 2005, 12:56 AM
Gnappster   I find that once the girl moves in, it kills the...   Aug 25 2005, 12:39 PM
bondiguy   Lets hope not for his sake. I have lived with my...   Aug 26 2005, 08:27 PM
Narazbad   rofl...jrock a flash in the pan..good thing he nev...   Aug 25 2005, 01:51 AM
bondiguy   A saying that perhaps you arent familiar with? S...   Aug 25 2005, 03:00 AM
Narazbad   i know...longer than anyones :P   Aug 25 2005, 03:01 AM
Narazbad   ouch...that hurts   Aug 25 2005, 02:37 PM
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