[ Outline ] · Standard · Linear+ Whiskey Dick.. Solutions?

[Puppet]

Ok so everyone knows I get drunk.. well i don't just get drunk.. I GET SLOPPY FUCKED UP CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT CAN'T WALK AND REALLY CAN'T EVEN SPEAK COMPLETE SENTENCES.

pHEW that being said.. when my wife is drunk she loves to have sex....and if caught at the right stage of drunk im just fine.... but timing isn't always the greatest and some nights i suffer from the dreaded whiskey dick


Anyone else encounter this.. have solutions?

[Gnappster]

Probably, because as a woman, you can't imagine the difference between WANTING to screw and being ABLE to screw. It's sort of ironic that the more a guy drinks, the more he wants to get laid. But the more he drinks, the less likely it can happen. It's just another of nature's cruel jokes.

cruel indeed.
but usually if I'm that wasted, I'll go to bed with the intention of getting laid and be passed out 1.4 seconds later.

sippin' ain't drinkin'!  ya might as well be sippin' your drink out of purse then.

hahahaha, fuckin funny
I almost spit my coffee out on that one.

I had to put down my purse to regain my compusure.

[Bobaloo]

cruel indeed.
but usually if I'm that wasted, I'll go to bed with the intention of getting laid and be passed out 1.4 seconds later.
hahahaha, fuckin funny 
I almost spit my coffee out on that one.

I had to put down my purse to regain my compusure.

Great followup