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post Mar 21 2007, 10:44 PM
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Ok so everyone knows I get drunk.. well i don't just get drunk.. I GET SLOPPY FUCKED UP CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT CAN'T WALK AND REALLY CAN'T EVEN SPEAK COMPLETE SENTENCES.

pHEW that being said.. when my wife is drunk she loves to have sex....and if caught at the right stage of drunk im just fine.... but timing isn't always the greatest and some nights i suffer from the dreaded whiskey dick


Anyone else encounter this.. have solutions?


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post Mar 21 2007, 11:30 PM
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There is no cure. As much as guys want to ignore the fact, the drunker you get, the harder it is to get hard. It's like trying to lose weight by thinking about exercising, it's just gonna get the job done, no matter how much you want it to.
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post Mar 21 2007, 11:33 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Mar 21 2007, 09:30 PM)
It's like trying to lose weight by thinking about exercising, it's just gonna get the job done, no matter how much you want it to.
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post Mar 21 2007, 11:58 PM
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QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Mar 21 2007, 11:33 PM)
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It's NOT a matter of willpower. Most things can be accomplished if you put your mind to it. Trying to stay hard when your drunk isn't one of them. The more you try, the worse it is. Like I said, it's like excersing, thinking about it is useless, the results are all in the doing.
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post Mar 22 2007, 12:02 AM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Mar 21 2007, 09:58 PM)
It's NOT a matter of willpower. Most things can be accomplished if you put your mind to it. Trying to stay hard when your drunk isn't one of them. The more you try, the worse it is. Like I said, it's like excersing, thinking about it is useless, the results are all in the doing.
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Ahhh, Ok, I get it. The way you originally said it didn't make sense to me.
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post Mar 22 2007, 12:13 AM
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QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Mar 22 2007, 12:02 AM)
Ahhh, Ok, I get it.  The way you originally said it didn't make sense to me.
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Probably, because as a woman, you can't imagine the difference between WANTING to screw and being ABLE to screw. It's sort of ironic that the more a guy drinks, the more he wants to get laid. But the more he drinks, the less likely it can happen. It's just another of nature's cruel jokes.
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post Mar 22 2007, 12:22 AM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Mar 22 2007, 12:13 AM)
Probably, because as a woman, you can't imagine the difference between WANTING to screw and being ABLE to screw. It's sort of ironic that the more a guy drinks, the more he wants to get laid. But the more he drinks, the less likely it can happen. It's just another of nature's cruel jokes.
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LOL Close you just put it best right there.. Cruel cruel Joke!


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Puppet   Whiskey Dick.. Solutions?   Mar 21 2007, 10:44 PM
ontippytoes   :ph34r: Nope, can't say I've suffered ...   Mar 21 2007, 10:46 PM
Puppet   Oh I do my share of whiskey   Mar 21 2007, 10:48 PM
ontippytoes   I'm currently out of whiskey. A sad night f...   Mar 21 2007, 10:49 PM
Puppet   Hehehe I never seem to be out.. it just seems to f...   Mar 21 2007, 10:51 PM
ontippytoes   Rub it in...   Mar 21 2007, 10:55 PM
Bobaloo   I think this is a record, it's almost like tha...   Mar 21 2007, 10:59 PM
ontippytoes   Oh my bad. Am I in trouble?   Mar 21 2007, 11:10 PM
Bobaloo   Not at all but we pretent you are if you want a ...   Mar 21 2007, 11:38 PM
ontippytoes   Mmmm hmmmmm! Spank away!   Mar 21 2007, 11:46 PM
ontippytoes   Huh? :huh:   Mar 21 2007, 11:33 PM
Puppet   Bob you thread derailer lol..   Mar 21 2007, 11:52 PM
ddd35   try this puppet , let her get drunk and you just...   Mar 22 2007, 09:57 AM
Bobaloo   sippin' ain't drinkin'! ya might...   Mar 22 2007, 10:01 AM
ddd35   yeah but fuckin with a limp dick aint fuckin.. ...   Mar 22 2007, 11:40 AM
Gnappster   cruel indeed. but usually if I'm that wasted,...   Mar 22 2007, 12:13 PM
Bobaloo   :roflmao: Great followup :thumbup:   Mar 22 2007, 12:22 PM
spto   ..and this is why I hardly drink. I do dabble wit...   Mar 22 2007, 12:48 PM
Bobaloo   so does every underage boy in your proximity. :bl...   Mar 22 2007, 02:12 PM
Gnappster   BAM! :lol:   Mar 22 2007, 02:16 PM
Puppet   Hey OHHHH!   Mar 22 2007, 08:10 PM

 

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