[ Outline ] · Standard · Linear+ Rant, ...about anything and everything

[jrock8]

alright, the purpose of this thread is to create a place where anyone can vent about anything... it might be some shit at work, some dickhead on the street, something about society in general that just pisses you off...

go ahead, let it out... let's here you rant!


i'll start... i hate the city of chicago... they FINALLY get in line w/the rest of the sensible world and pass a smoking ban that goes into effect this month... the catch? they put in a TWO YEAR exemption for bars, clubs and restaurants... great, two more years of me going out and smelling like an ashtray when i come home, having to air my coat out for days afterwards, oh, and yeah, all the shit that i'm breathing in while i'm there... so here's a royal "fuck you" to the city

[Gnappster]

You know, most people around here would post a joke in the jokes thread.  But not this bobaloo.  No, sir or ma'am. I'll post wherever I please.  And if you can't handle it, well then just sod off.

here's my joke:

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger
turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said
to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about
nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, and a horse
produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose
that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have
no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel
qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"

I enjoy how you censored sh*t.