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[UncleBuck]

This might work as a good thread. Best words of wisdom you have heard or a quote that you like or just something that strikes you as a good thought... be it funny or sad or something that just makes you think about things







Importance of Women

1 It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.


2 It's important have a woman who can make you laugh.


3 It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.


4 It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.







5 It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each other.

[Gnappster]

Thoughts for 2007

Written by Dorothy Cole ( and stolen from Militantplatypus.com )

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet, and he won’t bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a Slinky ….. not really good for anything, but
you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

#2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE #1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven’t got a clue as
to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
immigration.

haha, that is one smart woman....and she must smoke A LOT of dope.