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post Mar 8 2006, 06:51 PM
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Figured it was high time I started my 411, if I'm gonna get abuse on this board may as well give it a focal point smile.gif

I've been on RMM on and off for a couple of years, until recently only checking the front page every couple of months ot so but I found the message board and got hooked.

Not a lot to tell really, I work on an IT helpdesk even though most of the geeks that phone up know WAY more about computers than I do, I guess I'm just better at making stuff up and convincing people I know what I'm talking about smile.gif

I've just started a band, been playing bass for about 5 years now and looking upto Billy Sheehan as one of my idols. We will be playing mostly metal and classic rock, anything from Pantera and Rage against the machine to Led Zepplin and Deep purple. Musically I tend to like anything that isnt in the top40 Rock, Metal, Rap, old school Hip Hop, Gabba Techno.....

Urm... running out of stuff to say now, have a very warped sense of humour that most people dont get, which just makes me laugh even harder. Oh and Family guy is better than the Simpsons!


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post Oct 10 2006, 12:36 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 8 2006, 11:11 PM)
Now that is some old fucking school shit... when I was a kid I LOOOVED Ghostbusters grinning-smiley-003.gif
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I still do!

QUOTE(Christof @ Oct 9 2006, 11:34 AM)
Like I say I'm not sure I can be bothered but I reckon itd be fairly easy and itd get loads of respect from people around my age.  But I'm feeling very lazy at the min
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It would be hard to top Optimus Prime!

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 9 2006, 11:01 PM)
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That or he could go as Duffman!

Bob I am not sure you were around when that was brought up here, if Gnappy sees this I am sure he'll provide the link
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http://www.arr-the-kraken.com/projects/duffman1.php

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 10 2006, 09:28 AM)
Hmm.  I remember talking about duffman stuff a while ago.  It's possible I brought it up because I WAS duffman for Halloween one year.  I won some costume contests because of it... and I got to bring 6 full beers to the bars with me. that was an awesome night!!!
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I remember you mentioning that. Was your costume similar to the dude in the link I posted or way different?

But can anything top this for time spent n a costume. In the end pretty cool, but that guy must never find time to leave his mother's basement tongue.gif
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post Oct 10 2006, 03:54 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 10 2006, 12:36 PM)
I still do!
It would be hard to top Optimus Prime!
http://www.arr-the-kraken.com/projects/duffman1.php
I remember you mentioning that. Was your costume similar to the dude in the link I posted or way different?

But can anything top this for time spent n a costume. In the end pretty cool, but that guy must never find time to leave his mother's basement tongue.gif
Real Thing Costume
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Mine was similar, but he definately took a lot more time. I just used can holders instead of painting beer can. Throughout the night, i would just drink the beer I had as part of my custume. I had more cans of beer in the car, so when we switched bars, I would reload. I used a premade superman costume and cut the heck out of it to make it work. it had a molded chestpiece so I looked totally buff like duffman. I taped the duffman logo over the superman symbol. taped it to the front of a baseball cap. It was basically a cheap way to make it with very little effort, but it looked awesome. The boots were red like superman's, but nobody gave a shit or noticed.

Here's how I won the contest... which I think is a cool story.. actually, I got second. I forgot who got first, but it was awesome.

We had a chance to walk across the stage to show off our costume. Well, when I did, I took one of my empty beer cans out of my holster. I pretened to open it, then pretended to chug it for a few seconds. I then held it up from the bottom of the can in my one hand and proceeded to smash it against the side of my head. Well, right before I hit my head with it, I crushed it in my hand first. And by hitting it into the thick part of my hat, I barely felt a thing.

The whole bar went crazy and I was the man for that moment. Correction... I was the Duff Man.

and therein lies the story of my duff man halloween and how I got second place for a profit of $250 or something like that.


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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 10 2006, 01:54 PM)
Mine was similar, but he definately took a lot more time.  I just used can holders instead of painting beer can.  Throughout the night, i would just drink the beer I had as part of my custume.  I had more cans of beer in the car, so when we switched bars, I would reload.  I used a premade superman costume and cut the heck out of it to make it work.  it had a molded chestpiece so I looked totally buff like duffman.  I taped the duffman logo over the superman symbol.  taped it to the front of a baseball cap.  It was basically a cheap way to make it with very little effort, but it looked awesome. The boots were red like superman's, but nobody gave a shit or noticed. 

Here's how I won the contest... which I think is a cool story.. actually, I got second.  I forgot who got first, but it was awesome.

We had a chance to walk across the stage to show off our costume.  Well, when I did, I took one of my empty beer cans out of my holster. I pretened to open it, then pretended to chug it for a few seconds.  I then held it up from the bottom of the can in my one hand and proceeded to smash it against the side of my head.  Well, right before I hit my head with it, I crushed it in my hand first.  And by hitting it into the thick part of my hat, I barely felt a thing.

The whole bar went crazy and I was the man for that moment.  Correction... I was the Duff Man.

and therein lies the story of my duff man halloween and how I got second place for a profit of $250 or something like that.
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bondi would have chastized you for such an obvious error tongue.gif

I doubt I'll be doing anything cool for halloween but that duffman costume would be awesome if I do. We have a wedding to go to soon, maybe I could wear it there.


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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 10 2006, 04:12 PM)
I doubt I'll be doing anything cool for halloween but that duffman costume would be awesome if I do. We have a wedding to go to soon, maybe I could wear it there.
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You'll have to dress it up a bit if you want to wear it to a wedding. Something like this might work.

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Christof   Christof   Mar 8 2006, 06:51 PM
Gnappster   that talent has helped me get through life! ...   Mar 8 2006, 07:01 PM
Christof   Me? Trolling? never!   Mar 8 2006, 07:08 PM
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diane26   Awesome lips girl. Is there anything not up to pa...   Mar 8 2006, 10:03 PM
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summoner   Welcome to 411 :)   Mar 9 2006, 01:32 AM
numba1fan   Welcome abreast... i mean aboard dude!! :c...   Mar 9 2006, 01:38 AM
Christof   Thanks very much, love this series of pics thanks...   Mar 9 2006, 03:32 PM
Christof   I need some help! I need a band name and real...   Mar 14 2006, 04:00 AM
Bobaloo   There's a local band around here called the...   Mar 14 2006, 07:15 PM
Gnappster   How bout The Anorexic Thugs, I suggested that as a...   Mar 14 2006, 11:49 AM
Bobaloo   yeah, but Diane already booked her drummer under...   Mar 14 2006, 03:35 PM
Gnappster   What?! I invented that name. Intellectual th...   Mar 14 2006, 03:56 PM
Gnappster   you could always name your band jork...   Mar 14 2006, 03:57 PM
hott1976   God Damn now that is a great name! i love ...   Mar 14 2006, 08:10 PM
thenewguy   Welcome fella! I see the girls have given you ...   Mar 14 2006, 04:20 PM
Bobaloo   I GOT IT!!! You're the Pee guy, r...   Mar 14 2006, 07:17 PM
Christof   Still not sure I like being the pee guy :( play...   Mar 14 2006, 08:15 PM
bondiguy   dude 1st of all what kinda music do you play? Yo...   Mar 14 2006, 08:15 PM
bondiguy   dude sorry i forgot... steer clear of pun names. T...   Mar 14 2006, 08:16 PM
Christof   Yeah I know, I also Like Suck MNC but again its ...   Mar 14 2006, 08:25 PM
bondiguy   I see no Nirvana in there but I'll let it sl...   Mar 14 2006, 08:33 PM
Gnappster   :roflmao: I was thinking more like Handsome H...   Mar 15 2006, 11:17 AM
natalie   O.K. I'll be Skinner, Gnappy can be Homer, Bo...   Mar 15 2006, 07:59 PM
Christof   I'd make a good Barney! Overweight and b...   Mar 15 2006, 08:26 PM
Christof   Ah crap now when people click on my second page ...   Mar 15 2006, 08:28 PM
Bobaloo   [attachmentid=15877] Best I can come up with f...   Mar 15 2006, 09:56 PM
Bobaloo   How 'bout these??? [attachmentid=15878] ...   Mar 15 2006, 10:00 PM
bondiguy   I like it! We'll need codenames. I ca...   Mar 16 2006, 06:31 AM
Gnappster   Don't worry, you won't need the hat :P ...   Mar 16 2006, 11:24 AM
diane26   Here is my proper welcome.   Mar 16 2006, 09:15 PM
Christof   WOOHOO! BOOBIES! thanks very much Diane ...   Mar 17 2006, 04:28 AM
Bobaloo   Here's some suggestions. What's with yo...   Mar 17 2006, 11:12 AM
Christof   It will be a stpatricks day hat, normally get a ...   Mar 17 2006, 11:18 AM
Bobaloo   Yeah, I got one a while ago. i tried to find a p...   Mar 17 2006, 11:25 AM
Gnappster   Pay has a guinness hat like that. The pic he pos...   Mar 17 2006, 12:22 PM
bondiguy   hahaha :lol:   Mar 17 2006, 04:46 AM
Christof   Well st patricks day was a bit of a let down this ...   Mar 20 2006, 07:38 PM
belicked6924   Not sure if I welcomed you yet or not, but welcome...   Mar 20 2006, 09:07 PM
bondiguy   Oh yes... *shudders* I haven't been able to...   Mar 21 2006, 11:39 PM
Christof   Figured I best rescue my 411 before it drops off t...   Apr 4 2006, 05:46 PM
Bobaloo   You are more than meets the eye   Apr 4 2006, 06:01 PM
Christof   what you trying to say? :unsure: :wink: luc...   Apr 4 2006, 06:20 PM
Bobaloo   I didn't think you'd be able to wear that...   Apr 4 2006, 06:36 PM
Christof   Yeah I knew what you meant, hence the ;) Duffma...   Apr 4 2006, 06:41 PM
Bobaloo   Some people just dont' get it. I hate when t...   Apr 5 2006, 09:02 AM
Christof   And this is the previous years Halloween fancy dre...   Apr 4 2006, 05:49 PM
evade20   Happy Birthday, :ph34r: http://www.ratemymelons...   Jun 19 2006, 03:12 AM
Christof   Coolness, cheers dude!   Jun 19 2006, 07:21 AM
Bobaloo   That is freakin' hilarious, Evade. How appro...   Jun 19 2006, 09:13 AM
evade20   Had to piss on him somehow.... :lol: :lol:   Jun 19 2006, 10:27 AM
Gnappster   Since I usually just look at threads with boobs or...   Jun 19 2006, 01:47 PM
Christof   Cool, cheers guys :)   Jun 20 2006, 05:55 AM
natalie   I don't see you around that much anymore but I...   Jul 15 2006, 04:19 PM
Christof   I'm still around but had been AWOL for somet...   Jul 15 2006, 04:27 PM
natalie   hahahaha. Your welcome hun. I only picked from t...   Jul 15 2006, 04:29 PM
Christof   Aw shucks :shuwks: it does actually, makes me ...   Jul 15 2006, 04:36 PM
Bobaloo   :buti:   Jul 15 2006, 04:37 PM
natalie   And what makes you think you weren't in my e...   Jul 15 2006, 04:42 PM
Christof   Hurray for me!!! and when it comes t...   Jul 15 2006, 04:43 PM
Bobaloo   I know you love me, baby. I don't need you t...   Jul 15 2006, 04:52 PM
Christof   BORED!!! Anyone have any tips on shavi...   Jul 15 2006, 06:33 PM
Gnappster   Don't cut your hair when drunk, unless it...   Jul 15 2006, 06:36 PM
Christof   It does seem like a bad idea, was meant to do it...   Jul 15 2006, 06:42 PM
Bobaloo   Put a bowl on your head and shave everything you c...   Jul 15 2006, 07:05 PM
Gnappster   RE: Christof   Jul 17 2006, 11:26 AM
Bobaloo   too funny!   Jul 17 2006, 11:34 AM
bondiguy   Spotted Christof's partial simpsons quote :thu...   Jul 16 2006, 06:50 AM
Christof   Well done Bondi, knew it wasnt quite right but w...   Jul 17 2006, 06:13 AM
Gnappster   I totally missed that one   Jul 17 2006, 11:22 AM
Christof   Think this will only apply to UK based people, but...   Jul 22 2006, 07:08 AM
bondiguy   ur slipping.... wow Dumb and Dumber... old scho...   Jul 24 2006, 02:10 AM
Optimax   Where you been man....The board needs more Christo...   Oct 6 2006, 05:06 PM
Christof   Cheers dude although im not sure about that. I l...   Oct 6 2006, 08:53 PM
Bobaloo   so whatchu gonna be for halloween???   Oct 7 2006, 10:48 AM
Christof   I'm giving serious thought to the stay puft ...   Oct 8 2006, 10:58 AM
bondiguy   Now that is some old fucking school shit... when...   Oct 9 2006, 01:11 AM
Bobaloo   haha. Choose your destructor!!!   Oct 9 2006, 10:52 AM
Christof   Like I say I'm not sure I can be bothered but ...   Oct 9 2006, 01:34 PM
Bobaloo   I think it'd be a pretty cool costume... and ...   Oct 9 2006, 01:44 PM
bondiguy   :thumbup: That or he could go as Duffman...   Oct 10 2006, 01:01 AM
Christof   Theres no way im in shape enough to be duffman b...   Oct 10 2006, 03:00 AM
Bobaloo   Hmm. I remember talking about duffman stuff a wh...   Oct 10 2006, 11:28 AM
Gnappster   good thinking! I wouldnt want to be underdre...   Oct 10 2006, 04:44 PM
bondiguy   What are we to believe? It was some sort of magi...   Oct 11 2006, 02:07 AM
Gnappster   I had to google that obscure one.   Oct 11 2006, 11:22 AM
Bobaloo   Let me ask you a question. why would a man whose...   Oct 11 2006, 11:34 AM
bondiguy   Gnappy I still like to throw in a really obsuce on...   Oct 12 2006, 04:02 AM
bondiguy   Sorry Christof but that own goal in your 2-0 loss ...   Oct 12 2006, 04:11 AM
Christof   I know on paper the whole team are awesome and s...   Oct 12 2006, 03:44 PM
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