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Isaac_Putin
post May 19 2006, 06:36 PM
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Can have a ZZ Top beard (above/below):

And precede to abrade the poor woman's inner thigs with his mustache, goatee, Fu Manchu, soul patch, Van Dyke, Payes, etc.?

I remember reading a survey that said one of the single best things a guy could do for a woman before sex was shave his face....
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post Sep 22 2006, 12:41 AM
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Canada has a rich cultural history? When I think of famous Canadians, the first name that comes to mind is Dudley Doright. Isn't he on the Canadian five dollar bill?
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Who the fuck is dudley doright???

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Tourists are like ants at a picinic. Just something you have to put up with to enjoy the outdoors. Except ants won't stop you every fifteen minutes and ask for directions.
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The funny thing is you can spot tourists from a mile away, in Australia just look for the people wearing the ridiclously coloured shirts with AUSTRALIA printed across the front or back and the ones holding stuffed koalas. I swear I think people make those shirts just to play a joke on the tourists!

Or look for the yanks that are drinking Fosters... because NO ONE in Australia drinks that shit


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The funny thing is you can spot tourists from a mile away, in Australia just look for the people wearing the ridiclously coloured shirts with AUSTRALIA printed across the front or back and the ones holding stuffed koalas. I swear I think people make those shirts just to play a joke on the tourists!

Or look for the yanks that are drinking Fosters... because NO ONE in Australia drinks that shit
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You could DEFINITELY spot us a mile away. We were wearing shorts and had our beach stuff with us in downtown Sydney in August (which is pretty much winter time in Australia -- even if it gets up to 65F in the summer time). People were walking by and practically laughing out loud at us. But, I feel like I had the last laugh because I visited three different nude beaches in one day... laughing-smiley-014.gif I fell in love with my wife all over again on Obelisk Beach.

I don't think we drank much beer at all in Australia. Instead, we were drinking wine. Australia has one of the best wineries in the world -- especially for blended wines. The winery is Rosemount Estates. They have the whole gamut, but the best were the Shiraz and Shiraz-Cabernet bottles. I don't know if anybody can beat them on a price/quality basis....
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QUOTE(Isaac_Putin @ Sep 22 2006, 01:36 PM)
You could DEFINITELY spot us a mile away.  We were wearing shorts and had our beach stuff with us in downtown Sydney in August (which is pretty much winter time in Australia -- even if it gets up to 65F in the summer time).  People were walking by and practically laughing out loud at us.  But, I feel like I had the last laugh because I visited three different nude beaches in one day... laughing-smiley-014.gif   I fell in love with my wife all over again on Obelisk Beach.

I don't think we drank much beer at all in Australia.  Instead, we were drinking wine.  Australia has one of the best wineries in the world -- especially for blended wines.  The winery is Rosemount Estates.  They have the whole gamut, but the best were the Shiraz and Shiraz-Cabernet bottles.  I don't know if anybody can beat them on a price/quality basis....
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Spot on once again Isaac...glad yu had a good time here. We tend to have pretty mild winters compared to the countries most people on here live in. In summer it gets a lot hotter than 65F... Averages around 28C and regularly hits 30-35 with the odd scorcher thrown in too

A little known fact about Australia is the quality of our wines. Wines from the Hunter Valley and South Australia are world class. We export to places like Italy and France and when you can do that, you know you are making a quality drop!


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Isaac_Putin   Why Does A Woman Have To Shave, But A Guy....   May 19 2006, 06:36 PM
Bobaloo   Huh. And i thought I was being nice when I let g...   May 19 2006, 06:47 PM
Gnappster   That's just crazy talk. In all my sexual exp...   May 19 2006, 06:55 PM
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Pinkcheeks214   Good post Isaac_Putin! Gnappster - my vibrato...   May 19 2006, 10:52 PM
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summoner   :P I think that men should shave their face if t...   May 20 2006, 12:33 AM
belicked6924   Shaving before sex? Dammit that means a shower to...   May 20 2006, 09:20 PM
ndboxer   From now on???? Isn't that an improvment fro...   May 23 2006, 02:10 PM
thenewguy   i stay trimmed very close and shave around the bas...   May 25 2006, 05:13 PM
Gnappster   I don't like to be judgmental, but your wife...   May 25 2006, 05:26 PM
Bobaloo   I was wondering the same thing myself. I don...   May 25 2006, 06:27 PM
Gnappster   BAM!   May 25 2006, 07:01 PM
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Hendo   Okay, if you think about it a woman has a landing ...   Sep 17 2006, 10:04 AM
Gnappster   you're attracted to male lions? :wacko:   Sep 17 2006, 02:43 PM
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jrock8   yeah... but in your case they're all running...   Sep 18 2006, 03:33 PM
bondiguy   yes ma'am!   Sep 18 2006, 02:05 AM
ddd35   DONE !   Sep 18 2006, 06:32 AM
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bondiguy   Spotted :lol: and what a phenomenon it is...   Sep 19 2006, 01:23 AM
Isaac_Putin   I think Australia should probably be grouped in ...   Sep 19 2006, 08:52 AM
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bondiguy   Well as much as I dig most of the yanks on the b...   Sep 20 2006, 12:08 AM
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Isaac_Putin   Also, Both countries experienced rapid developmen...   Sep 20 2006, 10:09 AM
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HardDick69   I prefer to be shaved as well as my g/f. I think w...   Sep 20 2006, 11:40 PM
closeup   I think listing the similarities countries share; ...   Sep 21 2006, 12:09 AM
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closeup   Canada has a rich cultural history? When I think ...   Sep 21 2006, 01:32 PM
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