[ Outline ] · Standard · Linear+ Why Does A Woman Have To Shave, But A Guy...., Can have a ZZ Top beard (above/below)

[Isaac_Putin]

Can have a ZZ Top beard (above/below):

And precede to abrade the poor woman's inner thigs with his mustache, goatee, Fu Manchu, soul patch, Van Dyke, Payes, etc.?

I remember reading a survey that said one of the single best things a guy could do for a woman before sex was shave his face....

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We have a beach in Maine that's about twenty miles south of Portland that's called Old Orchard Beach. Every summer it gets over-run with Canadians taking their summer vacations. Some of them have been taking the same cottages for 50 years in a row. To get a job in any of the bars or restaurants, it helps to speak French. After Labor Day, they all go home, along with the Massholes. The next wave is the cruise ships that bring all the leaf-peepers. Once they leave, we have the state pretty much to ourselves, except for the skiers, snowmobilers and hunters. They don't call Maine "Vacationland" for nothing. I'd prefer all the tourists just fly over and throw their wallets out the window and keep going. Maybe I should have posted this in the "Rant" thread, but it's too late now.

[Gnappster]

We have a beach in Maine that's about twenty miles south of Portland that's called Old Orchard Beach. Every summer it gets over-run with Canadians taking their summer vacations. Some of them have been taking the same cottages for 50 years in a row. To get a job in any of the bars or restaurants, it helps to speak French. After Labor Day, they all go home, along with the Massholes. The next wave is the cruise ships that bring all the leaf-peepers. Once they leave, we have the state pretty much to ourselves, except for the skiers, snowmobilers and hunters. They don't call Maine "Vacationland" for nothing. I'd prefer all the tourists just fly over and throw their wallets out the window and keep going. Maybe I should have posted this in the "Rant" thread, but it's too late now.

I thought you were quoting it from the Travel Maine website

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I thought you were quoting it from the Travel Maine website

Tourists are like ants at a picinic. Just something you have to put up with to enjoy the outdoors. Except ants won't stop you every fifteen minutes and ask for directions.

[Gnappster]

Tourists are like ants at a picinic. Just something you have to put up with to enjoy the outdoors. Except ants won't stop you every fifteen minutes and ask for directions.

Just squash them under your boot.

















And for ants, use Raid.

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Just squash them under your boot.
And for ants, use Raid.

If it weren't illegal, we'd hunt them like deer and moose. Except there won't be a one per permit limit.

[Gnappster]

If it weren't illegal, we'd hunt them like deer and moose. Except there won't be a one per permit limit.

Link.

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Link. 

Damn, where'd you find that? Does it say anything about tourists being a cheaper cut than regular humans? It would be sorta like substituting pigeon for chicken.

[Gnappster]

Damn, where'd you find that? Does it say anything about tourists being a cheaper cut than regular humans? It would be sorta like substituting pigeon for chicken.

I can find anything(and often do)

hmmm that might be tricky though. What happens if your carcass were sent out of state. Would they get a discount for you being a tourist cut of rib eye?