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post Mar 16 2006, 09:48 PM
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Shot on 35mm film, not cheap video tape.

There was an actual story with an actual plot.

The actresses looked like people you might actually see in real life, and not some teenage runaway who got picked up at the bus station.

People looked like they enjoyed themselves when "getting busy", not bent into a pretzel and practically tossed out of a moving car when the scene was over.

There was actual cunnilingus in the scene.

NOT shot completely in first-person style, by a washed-up, greasy troll like Ed Powers.
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post Sep 13 2006, 04:18 AM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Sep 12 2006, 11:19 AM)
here here!  funny (to me anyway), i was just thinking bout this subject like at 2am last night! then the gods dump this old thread in my lap.  



(bondi...if u dont have the opportunity to see Mr Rogers Neighborhood on your tv, being that u are way down there....its a kids "educational" program that has been around for like 40 years.  mr rogers made me wanna take a sling shot to the tv, or run over small cats with my bike, or put my little brothers underwear on the dog.)
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I have no idea who Mr Rogers is but it seems I dont wanna know!

With porn if there isn't some action for a 15 second time frame you start to say to yourself, "Why have I got such a grip on my cock?"

QUOTE(boanna @ Sep 12 2006, 11:31 AM)
no. dry.gif

i like a storyline when i know in advance what it already is and im only watching it cause i forced mr bo to watch it with me cause i thought there was something in that storyline he needed to learn and get thru his thick skull!

i watch porn cause i wanna cum and i wanna cum very soon

but sometimes i just wanna see if theres anything new i still can learn, u know, like the two majors i learned AFTER i was 38 years old.
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QUOTE(boanna @ Sep 12 2006, 11:38 AM)
yes, we do. she just wanted to see who'd wonder about it, and of course, you were there at the plate first! 

what the hell was i doing in march when this thread was actually live?  i cant remember!  and when i try to remember, it hurts...i get this throbbing pain and a voice cums to my head and says...."JUST GO TAKE A BATH!  YOURE NOT TALKING WITH ANYONE HERE RIGHT NOW ANYWAY!  YOURE ONLY ON CAUSE U DIDNT GET ANY DICK LAST NIGHT SO YOURE PISSED AND FRUSTRATED!"
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Boanna... the answer to the above points you make is that you are not the average woman!

I remember a mate of mine gave me this DVD a few years back and is like, "this is the coolest porn ever, you gotta watch it" etc. SO a few days later I put it on and it is this fantasy genre of porn, full of plot lines etc and I was like... "WTF???"


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post Sep 13 2006, 11:30 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 13 2006, 02:18 AM)
I have no idea who Mr Rogers is but it seems I dont wanna know!

With porn if there isn't some action for a 15 second time frame you start to say to yourself, "Why have I got such a grip on my cock?"
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I'm sure you'd be asking the same thing while watching Mr. Rogers nah.gif

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post Sep 14 2006, 04:57 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 13 2006, 11:30 AM)
I'm sure you'd be asking the same thing while watching Mr. Rogers  nah.gif
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 14 2006, 04:57 AM)
Is Mr Rogers the hairy one? tongue.gif
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No, that's Mrs. Rogers


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post Sep 15 2006, 12:45 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 14 2006, 02:22 PM)
No, that's Mrs. Rogers
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haha, yeah. her bush starts above her forehead. tongue.gif


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Isaac_Putin   When Porn Was Good....   Mar 16 2006, 09:48 PM
diane26   :roflmao: :roflmao: I am not into hardcore por...   Mar 16 2006, 10:39 PM
Isaac_Putin   Diane, you completely missed the golden age of a...   Mar 16 2006, 10:47 PM
diane26   Man I guess I did I dont even watch porn cause I...   Mar 16 2006, 11:03 PM
Sinnai1616   Also don’t forget Debby Does Dallas and the Tab...   May 3 2021, 11:05 PM
bondiguy   Personally I am not a fan of the storyline type Po...   Mar 17 2006, 03:34 AM
Gnappster   BAM indeed hahaha. Yeah, I don't think I...   Mar 17 2006, 01:21 PM
boanna   here here! funny (to me anyway), i was jus...   Sep 12 2006, 11:19 AM
diane26   Well I still get more turned on watching a movie w...   Mar 17 2006, 05:22 PM
Bobaloo   I get most turned making the movies, plot or no p...   Mar 17 2006, 05:29 PM
boanna   :lol: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :wub:   Sep 12 2006, 11:02 AM
bondiguy   Girls like watching story line and love making Gu...   Mar 17 2006, 07:13 PM
belicked6924   :thumbup: Very insightful. :P Personally, I l...   Mar 18 2006, 12:08 AM
Isaac_Putin   Bondi, I never did get to see what passes for po...   Mar 19 2006, 12:47 AM
boanna   well they probably are!!! remember ...   Sep 12 2006, 11:23 AM
Nora   That might be true. Girls need to feel they coul...   Mar 20 2006, 07:01 AM
diane26   :thumbup: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:   Mar 20 2006, 12:33 PM
Isaac_Putin   For those unfamiliar with Russ Meyer, he produce...   Mar 20 2006, 11:51 PM
boanna   no. <_< i like a storyline when i know in...   Sep 12 2006, 11:31 AM
natalie   I haven't been able to get thru a whole Russ M...   Mar 20 2006, 01:05 PM
boanna   :wub: :shuwks: just swap the captain for ca...   Sep 12 2006, 11:26 AM
Hardabs   thats why i like this board so much...i think it...   Mar 21 2006, 01:08 AM
bondiguy   Due to laws and guidelines "adult bookstore...   Mar 22 2006, 12:30 AM
boanna   yes, we do. she just wanted to see who'd wo...   Sep 12 2006, 11:38 AM
Gnappster   wow, boanna is really into this topic. That or she...   Sep 12 2006, 11:54 AM
boanna   well the thing is....my whistle's already we...   Sep 12 2006, 12:13 PM
bondiguy   Is Mr Rogers the hairy one? :P   Sep 14 2006, 04:57 AM
Bobaloo   No, that's Mrs. Rogers   Sep 14 2006, 02:22 PM
Gnappster   hahaha, post of the day!   Sep 14 2006, 03:08 PM
bondiguy   She needs a brazilian!   Sep 15 2006, 12:45 AM
bondiguy   I know retro is back but that is just obscene...   Sep 15 2006, 05:28 PM

 

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