[ Outline ] · Standard · Linear+ When Porn Was Good...., What was it like....?

[Isaac_Putin]

Shot on 35mm film, not cheap video tape.

There was an actual story with an actual plot.

The actresses looked like people you might actually see in real life, and not some teenage runaway who got picked up at the bus station.

People looked like they enjoyed themselves when "getting busy", not bent into a pretzel and practically tossed out of a moving car when the scene was over.

There was actual cunnilingus in the scene.

NOT shot completely in first-person style, by a washed-up, greasy troll like Ed Powers.

[bondiguy]

Personally I am not a fan of the storyline type Porn. I mean if i wanted to watch a bad film with bad actors and a shit script I'd go and see "crossroads" BAM!

All that unneccesary plot takes precious minutes away from hardcore action!

[boanna]

Personally I am not a fan of the storyline type Porn. I mean if i wanted to watch a bad film with bad actors and a shit script I'd go and see "crossroads"   BAM!

All that unneccesary plot takes precious minutes away from hardcore action!

here here! funny (to me anyway), i was just thinking bout this subject like at 2am last night! then the gods dump this old thread in my lap.

i could never stay interested in plotporn cause all i really need is about 55 good seconds of "what i need to see right then" and im done and back to whatever it was i was doing when i got horny. get it? its like in the real world (not the porn world) when a man wants to just shoot some cum and get back to work....he doesnt want a huge plot and storyline from a woman, he just needs the hoohah, or the...well u know....whatever suits his needs right then, and puttin up with a storyline right then defeats the whole purpose! heck, thats how we all got married, isnt it? just wanted some dick or some hoohah and the sorry bastard came with a storyline!!!!!! or in my case, i usually have to endure like 3 episodes of mr rogers neighborhood before i get to see some dick action!!

(bondi...if u dont have the opportunity to see Mr Rogers Neighborhood on your tv, being that u are way down there....its a kids "educational" program that has been around for like 40 years. mr rogers made me wanna take a sling shot to the tv, or run over small cats with my bike, or put my little brothers underwear on the dog.)