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 Thought Or Saying For The Day
| UncleBuck |
 Aug 29 2006, 03:21 PM
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This might work as a good thread. Best words of wisdom you have heard or a quote that you like or just something that strikes you as a good thought... be it funny or sad or something that just makes you think about things  Importance of Women1 It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job. 2 It's important have a woman who can make you laugh. 3 It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie. 4 It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you. 5 It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each other. 
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*100% of the shots you don't take don't go in.
Wayne Gretzky.
*Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*Egos are like dicks.
All men have one, but mine's bigger.
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 UncleBuck Thought Or Saying For The Day Aug 29 2006, 03:21 PM Bobaloo
Hmm words of wisdom. here's a little ditty I... Aug 29 2006, 03:38 PM UncleBuck bob my friend with a small penis......I searched b... Aug 29 2006, 04:36 PM Gnappster
Todd: Got him, Dad! Aug 29 2006, 05:13 PM Bobaloo
UB, I'm sorry. you asked for tidbits and I p... Aug 29 2006, 06:30 PM Gnappster
wow she must be a midget then...little person...... Aug 29 2006, 06:42 PM UncleBuck
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS.....LOUDEST
:rofl... Aug 29 2006, 06:57 PM hott1976 my thought of today:
You really like me.... you... Aug 29 2006, 05:14 PM boanna
my thoughts exactally! :wub: Sep 10 2006, 02:59 AM Gnappster Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then ... Aug 29 2006, 06:35 PM Gnappster If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn... Aug 29 2006, 06:37 PM bondiguy If it brown flush it down, if it's yellow let ... Aug 30 2006, 02:40 AM jrock8 here are a couple of the experts and their advice.... Aug 30 2006, 12:29 PM Bobaloo Do you know what you get when you cross a pit-bull... Aug 30 2006, 12:53 PM UncleBuck
That is actauly Megafunny Aug 30 2006, 12:55 PM Lynette [color=purple]"There is nothing to fear, but ... Aug 30 2006, 02:55 PM COMEDYMAN " The answer is ALWAYS NO..... until you ask.... Aug 30 2006, 07:54 PM UncleBuck
no means maybe, pour me another tequila Aug 30 2006, 08:08 PM bondiguy
Jesus CM that sounds like the dribble they force... Aug 31 2006, 01:28 AM jrock8
gym?... what's a gym?... OH... a gym :lol: Aug 31 2006, 10:43 AM Gnappster
Homer: Oh Marge, how could you let me let myself ... Aug 31 2006, 11:51 AM jrock8
...and then you got someone that doesn't hav... Aug 31 2006, 01:01 PM Gnappster
beer gut???
I'll have you know it... Aug 31 2006, 01:13 PM closeup Remember; The first step in failing is trying. The... Aug 31 2006, 05:51 PM evade20
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in a... Aug 31 2006, 06:11 PM closeup
I haven't forgotten. Those aren't exactly... Aug 31 2006, 08:53 PM ddd35 this was always me my favorite
FUCK YOU , YOU F... Aug 31 2006, 06:54 PM bondiguy
Haha that is one of my fav simpsons quotes. I al... Sep 1 2006, 12:35 AM ddd35 a classic
THIS TO SHALL PASS>>>>... Sep 1 2006, 01:34 PM jrock8
this too even :blink: Sep 1 2006, 04:31 PM UncleBuck The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone ge... Sep 1 2006, 02:49 PM UncleBuck If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? Sep 1 2006, 02:51 PM Bobaloo Making love is what your girlfriend does while I... Sep 6 2006, 09:47 PM UncleBuck A friend is someone who will help you move. A real... Sep 2 2006, 02:28 PM ddd35 A friend in need is a friend indeed ,,,, Sep 4 2006, 10:36 AM bondiguy
A friend with weed is better Sep 6 2006, 01:56 AM Gnappster
A friend with breasts and all the rest Sep 6 2006, 11:41 AM jlynn Any Chappelle's Show fans?
"Hey hey hey... Sep 5 2006, 06:46 PM jrock8
combining those two...
where is wildncrazy a... Sep 6 2006, 01:20 PM Lynette [color=purple]Suck a tit...Save a thumb.[/b] Sep 6 2006, 01:30 PM ddd35
I think Big and Rich are working on a song with t... Sep 6 2006, 01:58 PM fellatiofiend18 "fuck me or fuck off... cus i aint in no kind... Sep 6 2006, 11:32 PM bondiguy
A friend whos dressed in leather Sep 7 2006, 12:53 AM Gnappster
my japanese is better,
and when she's presse... Sep 7 2006, 11:56 AM jrock8
big surprise here... bondi and gnappy both kn... Sep 7 2006, 03:00 PM Gnappster
the song is by placebo, not butthole surfers(unl... Sep 7 2006, 03:18 PM jrock8
http://www.sinteticor.com/artist_b/butthol...eed_... Sep 7 2006, 03:20 PM Gnappster
Well I know sinteticor is a very reliable site ... Sep 7 2006, 03:27 PM closeup "They're three types of people in the wor... Sep 7 2006, 03:15 PM closeup I can see this is gonna tie you two up for a while... Sep 7 2006, 03:23 PM jrock8
nah, i'm done w/it...
but i'm sure gnap... Sep 7 2006, 03:27 PM Gnappster
Maybe by gunpoint. But that's how closeup ge... Sep 7 2006, 03:34 PM Bobaloo
oh, nevermind. I had something good to say, but ... Sep 7 2006, 05:00 PM jrock8
bondi might... but i'm guessing you'd pr... Sep 7 2006, 05:10 PM Gnappster
i think you're confusing banality with your ... Sep 7 2006, 05:12 PM jrock8
nah, she definitely likes to keep things fresh a... Sep 7 2006, 05:18 PM Bobaloo
She probably just says that to avoid having sex w... Sep 7 2006, 05:38 PM Gnappster
it's a staple of my diet. Sep 7 2006, 05:11 PM boanna
no heart attacks, but u did tie the knot (around ... Sep 12 2006, 04:43 PM Gnappster
:fuckoff:
pulling one out of the archives Sep 7 2006, 05:53 PM Bobaloo
Check and Mate Sep 7 2006, 06:28 PM bondiguy
Yeah but doesn't it suck when you fuck up a ... Sep 7 2006, 11:19 PM Bobaloo
especially when that fuckup is rather incriminati... Sep 8 2006, 11:52 AM jrock8
hey... i googled it... are you telling me that n... Sep 8 2006, 12:29 PM Bobaloo
that's crazy talk. Porn online. Whatever. ... Sep 8 2006, 12:40 PM boanna
:o :whipya: :whipya:
THATS IT BOB! I... Sep 12 2006, 05:00 PM Gnappster
I can't believe bob would say such a thing... Sep 12 2006, 05:05 PM boanna
done.
:ph34r: Sep 12 2006, 05:19 PM Bobaloo
Bo, I'm sorry for using such holy ground to a... Sep 13 2006, 12:41 PM Gnappster
blame the id....I gotta remember that! Sep 13 2006, 12:47 PM Gnappster
I thought that too, but your wife proved to me t... Sep 8 2006, 01:19 PM Bobaloo
Nah, she probably just faked it like she does for... Sep 8 2006, 02:03 PM bondiguy
yeah... the butthole surfers??? :blink:
Well... Sep 8 2006, 05:35 PM UncleBuck
Jackie Chan was born in Hong Kong, China (present... Sep 8 2006, 09:00 PM bondiguy Yeah Buck I can use google too :P
I read all tha... Sep 8 2006, 09:40 PM UncleBuck
I found nothing where it says he became a citiz... Sep 9 2006, 03:38 PM fellatiofiend18 snoreeeee!!!!
hehe Sep 10 2006, 04:02 AM bondiguy
You fooled no one :P Sep 11 2006, 03:06 AM jrock8 "you will find true love on flag day" Sep 11 2006, 11:43 PM Gnappster
oooh, that one's good!
all I could come ... Sep 12 2006, 09:25 AM boanna
what the hell does that mean. i just dont get it... Sep 12 2006, 04:38 PM Gnappster
me niether :crazydude:
but how bout:
"You... Sep 12 2006, 04:55 PM boanna
now that makes more sense, cause some of those so... Sep 12 2006, 05:02 PM closeup
Have you been buying your Chinese fortune cookies... Sep 12 2006, 05:20 PM boanna
someone better throw a boobie pic in here cause... Sep 12 2006, 05:42 PM closeup "You can fool all of the people some of the t... Sep 12 2006, 02:37 PM boanna anyway....now that i've calmed down, i just ca... Sep 12 2006, 05:05 PM Gnappster
I was gonna steal it and use it for my own, but ... Sep 12 2006, 05:53 PM boanna
:kisses: Sep 12 2006, 05:58 PM jrock8
my thought for the day...
bo... if that's a... Sep 13 2006, 03:38 PM bondiguy
I could be wrong but isn't when Homer starts... Sep 13 2006, 03:47 AM Gnappster
something like that. Sep 13 2006, 10:02 AM bondiguy
I am pretty certain it is... he falls in love wi... Sep 14 2006, 04:51 AM UncleBuck George Carlin
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ABSolutely
B... Sep 20 2006, 02:04 PM Gnappster
that funny bastard came up with some wise words... Sep 20 2006, 05:02 PM bondiguy
WOW
you read all that? :blink: Sep 20 2006, 09:19 PM UncleBuck
Carlin For President
wouldnt that be funny...c... Sep 21 2006, 10:18 AM
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