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Thought Or Saying For The Day
UncleBuck |
Aug 29 2006, 03:21 PM
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This might work as a good thread. Best words of wisdom you have heard or a quote that you like or just something that strikes you as a good thought... be it funny or sad or something that just makes you think about things Importance of Women1 It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job. 2 It's important have a woman who can make you laugh. 3 It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie. 4 It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you. 5 It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each other.
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*100% of the shots you don't take don't go in. Wayne Gretzky.
*Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*Egos are like dicks. All men have one, but mine's bigger.
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bondiguy |
Sep 1 2006, 12:35 AM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 31 2006, 10:43 AM) gym?... what's a gym?... OH... a gym Haha that is one of my fav simpsons quotes. I always say Im heading down to the GYM QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 31 2006, 11:51 AM) Homer: Oh Marge, how could you let me let myself go like this? Marge: Me? I'm not the one who puts butter in your coffee. Anyway, I saw this one on Happy Gilmore years ago and liked it so much I got the shirt made. I love when the Dog drags his arse outside! Or when he's eating his Apple Sauce bars and looks at the rest of the family and says, "How can you put that filth into your bodies?" QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 31 2006, 01:01 PM) ...and then you got someone that doesn't have a big ole' beer gut to wear it That's two thus far, Shooter. Oh, you can count. Good for you. And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot. ...another classic That guy is a classic! "Hey, I believe that's Mr Gilmore's"
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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UncleBuck Thought Or Saying For The Day Aug 29 2006, 03:21 PM Bobaloo
Hmm words of wisdom. here's a little ditty I... Aug 29 2006, 03:38 PM UncleBuck bob my friend with a small penis......I searched b... Aug 29 2006, 04:36 PM Gnappster
Todd: Got him, Dad! Aug 29 2006, 05:13 PM Bobaloo
UB, I'm sorry. you asked for tidbits and I p... Aug 29 2006, 06:30 PM Gnappster
wow she must be a midget then...little person...... Aug 29 2006, 06:42 PM UncleBuck
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS.....LOUDEST
:rofl... Aug 29 2006, 06:57 PM hott1976 my thought of today:
You really like me.... you... Aug 29 2006, 05:14 PM boanna
my thoughts exactally! :wub: Sep 10 2006, 02:59 AM Gnappster Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then ... Aug 29 2006, 06:35 PM Gnappster If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn... Aug 29 2006, 06:37 PM bondiguy If it brown flush it down, if it's yellow let ... Aug 30 2006, 02:40 AM jrock8 here are a couple of the experts and their advice.... Aug 30 2006, 12:29 PM Bobaloo Do you know what you get when you cross a pit-bull... Aug 30 2006, 12:53 PM UncleBuck
That is actauly Megafunny Aug 30 2006, 12:55 PM Lynette [color=purple]"There is nothing to fear, but ... Aug 30 2006, 02:55 PM COMEDYMAN " The answer is ALWAYS NO..... until you ask.... Aug 30 2006, 07:54 PM UncleBuck
no means maybe, pour me another tequila Aug 30 2006, 08:08 PM bondiguy
Jesus CM that sounds like the dribble they force... Aug 31 2006, 01:28 AM jrock8
gym?... what's a gym?... OH... a gym :lol: Aug 31 2006, 10:43 AM Gnappster
Homer: Oh Marge, how could you let me let myself ... Aug 31 2006, 11:51 AM jrock8
...and then you got someone that doesn't hav... Aug 31 2006, 01:01 PM Gnappster
beer gut???
I'll have you know it... Aug 31 2006, 01:13 PM closeup Remember; The first step in failing is trying. The... Aug 31 2006, 05:51 PM evade20
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in a... Aug 31 2006, 06:11 PM closeup
I haven't forgotten. Those aren't exactly... Aug 31 2006, 08:53 PM ddd35 this was always me my favorite
FUCK YOU , YOU F... Aug 31 2006, 06:54 PM ddd35 a classic
THIS TO SHALL PASS>>>>... Sep 1 2006, 01:34 PM jrock8
this too even :blink: Sep 1 2006, 04:31 PM UncleBuck The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone ge... Sep 1 2006, 02:49 PM UncleBuck If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? Sep 1 2006, 02:51 PM bondiguy If you want something in life, you've gotta wo... Sep 1 2006, 05:49 PM Bobaloo
I just watched that one last night.
It was funny... Sep 6 2006, 09:46 PM Bobaloo Making love is what your girlfriend does while I... Sep 6 2006, 09:47 PM Gnappster
spotted :thumbup:
and I am so Krunchy the Klow... Sep 6 2006, 10:13 PM UncleBuck A friend is someone who will help you move. A real... Sep 2 2006, 02:28 PM ddd35 A friend in need is a friend indeed ,,,, Sep 4 2006, 10:36 AM bondiguy
A friend with weed is better Sep 6 2006, 01:56 AM Gnappster
A friend with breasts and all the rest Sep 6 2006, 11:41 AM jlynn Any Chappelle's Show fans?
"Hey hey hey... Sep 5 2006, 06:46 PM jrock8
combining those two...
where is wildncrazy a... Sep 6 2006, 01:20 PM Lynette [color=purple]Suck a tit...Save a thumb.[/b] Sep 6 2006, 01:30 PM ddd35
I think Big and Rich are working on a song with t... Sep 6 2006, 01:58 PM fellatiofiend18 "fuck me or fuck off... cus i aint in no kind... Sep 6 2006, 11:32 PM bondiguy
A friend whos dressed in leather Sep 7 2006, 12:53 AM Gnappster
my japanese is better,
and when she's presse... Sep 7 2006, 11:56 AM jrock8
big surprise here... bondi and gnappy both kn... Sep 7 2006, 03:00 PM Gnappster
the song is by placebo, not butthole surfers(unl... Sep 7 2006, 03:18 PM jrock8
http://www.sinteticor.com/artist_b/butthol...eed_... Sep 7 2006, 03:20 PM Gnappster
Well I know sinteticor is a very reliable site ... Sep 7 2006, 03:27 PM closeup "They're three types of people in the wor... Sep 7 2006, 03:15 PM closeup I can see this is gonna tie you two up for a while... Sep 7 2006, 03:23 PM jrock8
nah, i'm done w/it...
but i'm sure gnap... Sep 7 2006, 03:27 PM Gnappster
Maybe by gunpoint. But that's how closeup ge... Sep 7 2006, 03:34 PM Bobaloo
oh, nevermind. I had something good to say, but ... Sep 7 2006, 05:00 PM jrock8
bondi might... but i'm guessing you'd pr... Sep 7 2006, 05:10 PM Gnappster
i think you're confusing banality with your ... Sep 7 2006, 05:12 PM jrock8
nah, she definitely likes to keep things fresh a... Sep 7 2006, 05:18 PM Bobaloo
She probably just says that to avoid having sex w... Sep 7 2006, 05:38 PM Gnappster
it's a staple of my diet. Sep 7 2006, 05:11 PM boanna
no heart attacks, but u did tie the knot (around ... Sep 12 2006, 04:43 PM Gnappster
:fuckoff:
pulling one out of the archives Sep 7 2006, 05:53 PM Bobaloo
Check and Mate Sep 7 2006, 06:28 PM bondiguy
Yeah but doesn't it suck when you fuck up a ... Sep 7 2006, 11:19 PM Bobaloo
especially when that fuckup is rather incriminati... Sep 8 2006, 11:52 AM jrock8
hey... i googled it... are you telling me that n... Sep 8 2006, 12:29 PM Bobaloo
that's crazy talk. Porn online. Whatever. ... Sep 8 2006, 12:40 PM boanna
:o :whipya: :whipya:
THATS IT BOB! I... Sep 12 2006, 05:00 PM Gnappster
I can't believe bob would say such a thing... Sep 12 2006, 05:05 PM boanna
done.
:ph34r: Sep 12 2006, 05:19 PM Bobaloo
Bo, I'm sorry for using such holy ground to a... Sep 13 2006, 12:41 PM Gnappster
blame the id....I gotta remember that! Sep 13 2006, 12:47 PM Gnappster
I thought that too, but your wife proved to me t... Sep 8 2006, 01:19 PM Bobaloo
Nah, she probably just faked it like she does for... Sep 8 2006, 02:03 PM bondiguy
yeah... the butthole surfers??? :blink:
Well... Sep 8 2006, 05:35 PM UncleBuck
Jackie Chan was born in Hong Kong, China (present... Sep 8 2006, 09:00 PM bondiguy Yeah Buck I can use google too :P
I read all tha... Sep 8 2006, 09:40 PM UncleBuck
I found nothing where it says he became a citiz... Sep 9 2006, 03:38 PM fellatiofiend18 snoreeeee!!!!
hehe Sep 10 2006, 04:02 AM bondiguy
You fooled no one :P Sep 11 2006, 03:06 AM jrock8 "you will find true love on flag day" Sep 11 2006, 11:43 PM Gnappster
oooh, that one's good!
all I could come ... Sep 12 2006, 09:25 AM boanna
what the hell does that mean. i just dont get it... Sep 12 2006, 04:38 PM Gnappster
me niether :crazydude:
but how bout:
"You... Sep 12 2006, 04:55 PM boanna
now that makes more sense, cause some of those so... Sep 12 2006, 05:02 PM closeup
Have you been buying your Chinese fortune cookies... Sep 12 2006, 05:20 PM boanna
someone better throw a boobie pic in here cause... Sep 12 2006, 05:42 PM closeup "You can fool all of the people some of the t... Sep 12 2006, 02:37 PM boanna anyway....now that i've calmed down, i just ca... Sep 12 2006, 05:05 PM Gnappster
I was gonna steal it and use it for my own, but ... Sep 12 2006, 05:53 PM boanna
:kisses: Sep 12 2006, 05:58 PM jrock8
my thought for the day...
bo... if that's a... Sep 13 2006, 03:38 PM bondiguy
I could be wrong but isn't when Homer starts... Sep 13 2006, 03:47 AM Gnappster
something like that. Sep 13 2006, 10:02 AM bondiguy
I am pretty certain it is... he falls in love wi... Sep 14 2006, 04:51 AM UncleBuck George Carlin
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ABSolutely
B... Sep 20 2006, 02:04 PM Gnappster
that funny bastard came up with some wise words... Sep 20 2006, 05:02 PM bondiguy
WOW
you read all that? :blink: Sep 20 2006, 09:19 PM UncleBuck
Carlin For President
wouldnt that be funny...c... Sep 21 2006, 10:18 AM
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