[ Outline ] · Standard · Linear+ Just Before You Were Arrested....., stupid things not to say to avoid arrest

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I have thought of many subjects that would be fun threads...but my reasonable half always surfaced and thankfully stopped me from going ahead with them...thus saving me from the just do insults, and saving you from sighing and slamming your head on the keyboard. :thumbup:

Today is not one of those reasonable days. So here goes. :blink:


Before you were arrested, what did you say or do that, in the long run, did not help in your favor?


And I know I am not the only person here in this sick place who has experienced just how hard and cold those cots are, and how nasty the plastic wrapped breakfast at 4:30am is. :vomit-smiley-020:


So work with me here people...humor me! :haha:

Start off with my stupidity: (in a nutshell)

"oh!" i said outloud to myself, "now what the sam hill do THEY want! I just won't stop, then they will go away and leave me alone."

boy, that was one long year! and it was election time and I didn't get to vote!




(And if by chance this thread is stopped in its tracks...let me down easy. I am a girl, remember!)

I have had to deal with a lot of shit from cops and some times i just cant stop the annoyed attitude I will get, once in the back of the car I kept sniffing saying I think I smell bacon, I was 15 cut me some slack than they had me at the jail place in a room with the peephole and they were trying to locate my parents which wasn't happening cause I was in the state alone anyway I slipped out of the cuffs dangled them just to taunt them and shooved chapstick into the peephole. They finally released me to my boyfriends dad just to get rid of me.

I wsa almost arrested another time on false charges got as far as cuffs on me and in the car when the truth I had been trying to tell the cop came out.

And on one occasion the cop tried really hard to get my now husband to lie so they could arrest me RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

The last two times all stemmed from a stalker ex boyfriend I had who LOOKED like he couldnt hurt a fly and who the cops always believed cause he looked so innocent and I was always so fiesty.

Bleck.

I have had to deal with a lot of shit from cops and some times i just cant stop the annoyed attitude I will get, once in the back of the car I kept sniffing saying I think I smell bacon, I was 15 cut me some slack than they had me at the jail place in a room with the peephole and they were trying to locate my parents which wasn't happening cause I was in the state alone anyway I slipped out of the cuffs dangled them just to taunt them and shooved chapstick into the peephole. They finally released me to my boyfriends dad just to get rid of me.

I wsa almost arrested another time on false charges got as far as cuffs on me and in the car when the truth I had been trying to tell the cop came out.

And on one occasion the cop tried really hard to get my now husband to lie so they could arrest me RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

The last two times all stemmed from a stalker ex boyfriend I had who LOOKED like he couldnt hurt a fly and who the cops always believed cause he looked so innocent and I was always so fiesty.

Bleck.

Aww Cutie...You know all your troubles with the police just come because the police want to get fresh with you while they're padding you down. :P :kisses:

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