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[boanna]

I have thought of many subjects that would be fun threads...but my reasonable half always surfaced and thankfully stopped me from going ahead with them...thus saving me from the just do insults, and saving you from sighing and slamming your head on the keyboard.

Today is not one of those reasonable days. So here goes.


Before you were arrested, what did you say or do that, in the long run, did not help in your favor?


And I know I am not the only person here in this sick place who has experienced just how hard and cold those cots are, and how nasty the plastic wrapped breakfast at 4:30am is.


So work with me here people...humor me!

Start off with my stupidity: (in a nutshell)

"oh!" i said outloud to myself, "now what the sam hill do THEY want! I just won't stop, then they will go away and leave me alone."

boy, that was one long year! and it was election time and I didn't get to vote!




(And if by chance this thread is stopped in its tracks...let me down easy. I am a girl, remember!)

[Gnappster]

I have thought of many subjects that would be fun threads...but my reasonable half always surfaced and thankfully stopped me from going ahead with them...thus saving me from the just do insults, and saving you from sighing and slamming your head on the keyboard. 

Today is not one of those reasonable days.  So here goes.
Before you were arrested, what did you say or do that, in the long run, did not help in your favor?
And I know I am not the only person here in this sick place who has experienced just how hard and cold those cots are, and how nasty the plastic wrapped breakfast at 4:30am is. 
So work with me here people...humor me! 

Start off with my stupidity: (in a nutshell)

"oh!" i said outloud to myself, "now what the sam hill do THEY want!  I just won't stop, then they will go away and leave me alone."

boy, that was one long year! and it was election time and I didn't get to vote!
(And if by chance this thread is stopped in its tracks...let me down easy. I am a girl, remember!)

what were you in for?

[boanna]

what were you in for?

was it not obvious? was i THAT stupid?

picture it gnappy...lights, sirens, uuumm, lady, pull over.....and i just didnt. didnt want to. thought if i didnt, they would just go find something else to do. NOT! at that point it became "unlawful flight from a law enforcement agent."


and boobies do not help....trust me!

[Gnappster]

was it not obvious? was i THAT stupid?

picture it gnappy...lights, sirens, uuumm, lady, pull over.....and i just didnt. didnt want to. thought if i didnt, they would just go find something else to do.  NOT! at that point it became "unlawful flight from a law enforcement agent."
and boobies do not help....trust me!

damn that sucks. I once tried to outrun the cops, and I ALMOST lost them, however almost doesn't quite cut it. I somehow got away with a speeding ticket and I didn't even have to blow any of the cops.
That is all®

[juicyboobs]

damn that sucks. I once tried to outrun the cops, and I ALMOST lost them, however almost doesn't quite cut it. I somehow got away with a speeding ticket and I didn't even have to blow any of the cops.
That is all®

I somehow got away with a speeding ticket and I didn't even have to blow any of the cops.... but you wanted to?

hmm and there were witnesses to prove as to why you got off......

have to say her madge(* yep the queen got me out of mine)