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I used to fuck my moms couch when I was younger...I'd stick my dick inbetween the cushons and pretend it was my 7th grade teacher......yep, she was a big gal :(

I used to fuck my moms couch when I was younger...I'd stick my dick inbetween the cushons and pretend it was my 7th grade teacher......yep, she was a big gal :(

What happened when yer mom found out? :o





for me, just my left hand, or if I'm feeling naughty I cheat on lefty with righty

What happened when yer mom found out?  :o
for me, just my left hand, or if I'm feeling naughty I cheat on lefty with righty

damn dood you're prude :haha:








My mom asked me what spilled inbetween the cushons :roflmao: :roflmao:

damn dood you're prude :haha:

well wtf, do you want me to use your hand instead??

My mom asked me what spilled inbetween the cushons :roflmao:  :roflmao:

What did you say..."Me"? :lol:

well wtf, do you want me to use your hand instead??
What did you say..."Me"?  :lol:

No, try a jelly donut, or a baggie filled with lube :ph34r: or something








no I said I spilled some food :drama:

No, try a jelly donut, or a baggie filled with lube :ph34r: or something

would heating up a watermelon in the oven and then fucking it count? :unsure:

no I said I spilled some food :drama:

in your case, that probably isn't a lie :P