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Your Tricks For...., ......NOT cumming
| Assfucker |
Jun 9 2006, 09:16 AM
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This is for the guys....You know when you're fucking and/or getting sucked and it feels SO good, but you are nowhere near WANTING to cum.......what 'tricks' do you use to hold back.
I mean it sucks to have to do that, but sometimes you don't want to stop thrusting, especially if she is close to cumming herself.
Do you think of old ladies twats? Sports? Bills?.......anything but what you're doing right?
Again, I can't stress enough how much it sucks to have to do this, (you ladies wouldn't understand) but I like to last a long time with my wife, and I love fucking.
and I'm not talking about premature ejackulation either, so keep the jokes to yourself <_<
what do you do?
Oh and for the ladies: Would it bother you to know that while you're all into the fucking, your man is thinking of other things so he can last longer, or would you rather he came when he was ready? :drama:
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| Gnappster |
Jun 9 2006, 12:32 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 9 2006, 07:16 AM) and I'm not talking about premature ejackulation either, so keep the jokes to yourself <_< what do you do? damn, I had some good one lined up too. I usually think about paying bills, or having to go to work. And if that fails I think of this :lol: Attached image(s)
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| Assfucker |
Jun 9 2006, 12:36 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 9 2006, 12:32 PM) damn, I had some good one lined up too. I usually think about paying bills, or having to go to work. And if that fails I think of this :lol: See I've been around boards for a long time bro :drinkup: I'd have figured ANYTHING to do with the Simpsons would make you splirt like Peter North :lol:
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| Gnappster |
Jun 9 2006, 01:15 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 9 2006, 10:36 AM) See I've been around boards for a long time bro :drinkup: I'd have figured ANYTHING to do with the Simpsons would make you splirt like Peter North :lol: only if it was Maude Flanders, she is a FOX!
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| boanna |
Jun 9 2006, 01:47 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 9 2006, 07:16 AM) This is for the guys....You know when you're fucking and/or getting sucked and it feels SO good, but you are nowhere near WANTING to cum.......what 'tricks' do you use to hold back. I mean it sucks to have to do that, but sometimes you don't want to stop thrusting, especially if she is close to cumming herself. Do you think of old ladies twats? Sports? Bills?.......anything but what you're doing right? Again, I can't stress enough how much it sucks to have to do this, (you ladies wouldn't understand) but I like to last a long time with my wife, and I love fucking. and I'm not talking about premature ejackulation either, so keep the jokes to yourself <_< what do you do? Oh and for the ladies: Would it bother you to know that while you're all into the fucking, your man is thinking of other things so he can last longer, or would you rather he came when he was ready? :drama: OH DEAR GOD...WERE THE HELL DO I START.... your last question...i would much rather u think of whatever the hell u want so u can last longer, cause theres no way in hell u could ever outcum a boanna....after u make me cum at least 6 times, i might still say...."thats it, u aint shit!" :roflmao: thats not true, and not nice. i'd never say "aint". but be careful, if u think of something too disgusting you just might have called retreat and your mr johnson is down for the count! :D
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| boanna |
Jun 9 2006, 01:49 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 9 2006, 07:16 AM) This is for the guys....You know when you're fucking and/or getting sucked and it feels SO good, but you are nowhere near WANTING to cum.......what 'tricks' do you use to hold back. I mean it sucks to have to do that, but sometimes you don't want to stop thrusting, especially if she is close to cumming herself. Do you think of old ladies twats? Sports? Bills?.......anything but what you're doing right? Again, I can't stress enough how much it sucks to have to do this, (you ladies wouldn't understand) but I like to last a long time with my wife, and I love fucking. and I'm not talking about premature ejackulation either, so keep the jokes to yourself <_< what do you do? Oh and for the ladies: Would it bother you to know that while you're all into the fucking, your man is thinking of other things so he can last longer, or would you rather he came when he was ready? :drama: :lol: A NOTE TO THE LADIES: while these men spend probably 8 months here in this "how do we keep it up" thread, simply cause we can out do them every time, hands down...lets do lunch, then go shopping..... :cheers: :allhail:
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| foxy lady |
Jun 9 2006, 01:51 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 9 2006, 01:49 PM) :lol: A NOTE TO THE LADIES: while these men spend probably 8 months here in this "how do we keep it up" thread, simply cause we can out do them every time, hands down...lets do lunch, then go shopping..... :cheers: :allhail: Victoria Secret here we cum :2thumbsup:
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| ddd35 |
Jun 9 2006, 01:55 PM
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I think about an old ugly girlfriend I had from High school ..
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| boanna |
Jun 9 2006, 01:57 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 9 2006, 11:55 AM) I think about an old ugly girlfriend I had from High school .. what was his name? :drama:
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| foxy lady |
Jun 9 2006, 02:01 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 9 2006, 01:57 PM) what was his name? :drama: :o :roflmao:
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| Gnappster |
Jun 9 2006, 02:17 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 9 2006, 11:47 AM) OH DEAR GOD...WERE THE HELL DO I START.... your last question...i would much rather u think of whatever the hell u want so u can last longer, cause theres no way in hell u could ever outcum a boanna....after u make me cum at least 6 times, i might still say...."thats it, u aint shit!" :roflmao: thats not true, and not nice. i'd never say "aint". but be careful, if u think of something too disgusting you just might have called retreat and your mr johnson is down for the count! :D I'd bet a cool $50.00 I could outcum boanna. B) It'd be the best $50.00 I ever lost. I might even go for double or nothing.
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| Assfucker |
Jun 9 2006, 02:20 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 9 2006, 01:55 PM) I think about an old ugly girlfriend I had from High school .. QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 9 2006, 01:57 PM) what was his name? :drama: QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 9 2006, 02:17 PM) I'd bet a cool $50.00 I could outcum boanna. B) It'd be the best $50.00 I ever lost. I might even go for double or nothing. :roflmao: :lol: :roflmao: all three posts
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| Bobaloo |
Jun 9 2006, 02:38 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 9 2006, 02:17 PM) I'd bet a cool $50.00 I could outcum boanna. B) It'd be the best $50.00 I ever lost. I might even go for double or nothing. I think one of your top 25 posts just got bumped down a notch :thumbup:
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| ddd35 |
Jun 9 2006, 03:06 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 9 2006, 01:57 PM) what was his name? :drama: HA HA thats not funny she couldnt help the fact she was born with looks like tom Arnold :blahblah:
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| boanna |
Jun 9 2006, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 9 2006, 12:17 PM) I'd bet a cool $50.00 I could outcum boanna. B) It'd be the best $50.00 I ever lost. I might even go for double or nothing. well, after a few choice PMs this morning, you already owe me like 385 dollars. im way ahead of you! oh, its not an even dollar amount cause i got distracted once and had to stop half way thru
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| countryboy11 |
Jun 13 2006, 05:53 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 9 2006, 03:53 PM) well, after a few choice PMs this morning, you already owe me like 385 dollars. im way ahead of you! oh, its not an even dollar amount cause i got distracted once and had to stop half way thru Thats not really fair Bo, Gnappy didn't have Bobaloo there to "keep him up". :gay:
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| boanna |
Mar 20 2007, 04:30 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 9 2006, 12:17 PM) I'd bet a cool $50.00 I could outcum boanna. B) It'd be the best $50.00 I ever lost. I might even go for double or nothing. is this bet still on? cause if it is, you're still way behind if i get to count the "alone" times. :nahnah:
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| Gnappster |
Mar 20 2007, 04:52 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Mar 20 2007, 02:30 PM) is this bet still on? cause if it is, you're still way behind if i get to count the "alone" times. :nahnah: prove it? :P
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| SKULLZ0MBIE |
Mar 20 2007, 05:18 PM
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Best Tricks, here the list, A shot of Cocaine, then other shot of Whiskey, one half of the blue pill, and your good to run for the next 3 to 4 hours before you cum! :silvio:
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| Bobaloo |
Mar 20 2007, 05:19 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Mar 20 2007, 04:30 PM) is this bet still on? cause if it is, you're still way behind if i get to count the "alone" times. :nahnah: QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 20 2007, 04:52 PM) Yeah, I agree with Gnappy. I'd like to see some pictoral evidence before he shells out that money. or perhaps a vid would be in order. Or better yet, Bo, you should come to visit me and prove it in person.
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| baby21 |
Mar 20 2007, 09:18 PM
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I go quicker than my boy... I have to work for it, so normally it's not an issue.
We'll slow it down or switch positions or stop for a few seconds if he's really close and we want to keep going.
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| Puppet |
Mar 20 2007, 09:22 PM
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Baby has the right idea.. hit it till she cums.. then stop and make her suck the cum off your dick..... and balls if you did it real good and she cums alot... then switch it up in positions.. goto town.. rinse repeat....
Personally I don't even care if i cum some night... I just want to see how many time I can make her cum and suck it off! :)
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| baby21 |
Mar 20 2007, 09:25 PM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ Mar 20 2007, 09:22 PM) Baby has the right idea.. hit it till she cums.. then stop and make her suck the cum off your dick..... and balls if you did it real good and she cums alot... then switch it up in positions.. goto town.. rinse repeat.... Personally I don't even care if i cum some night... I just want to see how many time I can make her cum and suck it off! :) my kind of guy ;)
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| Puppet |
Mar 20 2007, 09:26 PM
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:) we can do this anytime you wish baby :)
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| Gnappster |
Mar 21 2007, 12:35 PM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ Mar 20 2007, 07:22 PM) Personally I don't even care if i cum some night... me neither...it just happens on its own in 20 or 30 seconds :P
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| Puppet |
Mar 21 2007, 08:47 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 21 2007, 12:35 PM) me neither...it just happens on its own in 20 or 30 seconds :P Well at least if you got a prostitute and she charges by the hour.. you'd come out cheap!
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| Bobaloo |
Mar 21 2007, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 21 2007, 12:35 PM) me neither...it just happens on its own in 20 or 30 seconds :P :roflmao: too funny. and by funny, I mean, I'm glad I'm not the only one. :ph34r:
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| Puppet |
Mar 22 2007, 01:26 AM
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:blink: Yall don't get laid much huh :huh:
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| Gnappster |
Mar 22 2007, 12:03 PM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ Mar 21 2007, 11:26 PM) :blink: Yall don't get laid much huh :huh: I have sex all the time...that's why it's 20 or 30 seconds instead of 9 :ph34r:
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| Puppet |
Mar 22 2007, 08:15 PM
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Well at least you can get back to drinking quicker than I ... LOL bastard.... Stop hogging the beer! :whipya: :drinkup:
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