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that looks interesting to say the least....
but what about that tongue vibrator below, the thing that looks like a real tongue lol.

So interesting...i perused that whole site, Diane... might have to get me a speed snap ring!

Of all the things that need improving, blowjobs are pretty far down the list. Now on a womans clit, that thing looks like it would be an interesting experiment. Any of you ladies gonna pony up $70.00 to find out?

Of all the things that need improving, blowjobs are pretty far down the list. Now on a womans clit, that thing looks like it would be an interesting experiment. Any of you ladies gonna pony up $70.00 to find out?

Well not sure if it would improve a blow job but being how I LOVE my clit vibrator and a mans toungue just cant get to that sort of speed I would be all for this. Actually it is being ordered tomorrow and I will let you know how it turned out :cheers:

Of all the things that need improving, blowjobs are pretty far down the list.

dude I agree.... never change a winning formula! and if it ain't broke, don't fix it :P

dude I agree.... never change a winning formula! and if it ain't broke, don't fix it :P

I dunno I wasnt very good at giving them when I got with my husband. Because of female cattiness I tried really hard to give him the best one he had ever got so I got a lot better (never had much practice didnt care to have that thing in my mouth) but anyway back in the day I am sure my husband might have liked a little extra something to enhance my poor sucking skills. LOL


But when we were looking at this toy it was thinking that it would be used on me.

Let me know how that thing works out.

With my luck I'd go to eat her out and swallow the fucking thing! Imagine going to the ER with this thing vibrating in your stomach.I'd be real careful with stuff like that.How would you explain having swallowed this thing to the Drs?I am sure if I tried to use that I'd be the guy who either got electrocuted or swallowed it.

With my luck I'd go to eat her out and swallow the fucking thing! Imagine going to the ER with this thing vibrating in your stomach.I'd be real careful with stuff like that.How would you explain having swallowed this thing to the Drs?I am sure if I tried to use that I'd be the guy who either got electrocuted or swallowed it.

I would explain it and probablly would sell a few if it wasnt for the mishap that sent us to the ER. I dont get easily embarrased when i first tried my sex swing it was scary and I was already preparing to tell the ER doc how I was in my sex swing fell and broke my pelvis LOL

I would explain it and probablly would sell a few if it wasnt for the mishap that sent us to the ER. I dont get easily embarrased when i first tried my sex swing it was scary and I was already preparing to tell the ER doc how I was in my sex swing fell and broke my pelvis LOL

sex swing? where are THOSE pics?

I would explain it and probablly would sell a few if it wasnt for the mishap that sent us to the ER. I dont get easily embarrased when i first tried my sex swing it was scary and I was already preparing to tell the ER doc how I was in my sex swing fell and broke my pelvis LOL

sex swing? where are THOSE pics?

sex swing? where are THOSE pics?

I imagine it would be hard for me to take pics of myself while in the sex swing and the husband doesnt take any. LOL


But the Tongue Joy will be here in 3-5 days :nahnah:

With my luck I'd go to eat her out and swallow the fucking thing! Imagine going to the ER with this thing vibrating in your stomach.I'd be real careful with stuff like that.How would you explain having swallowed this thing to the Drs?I am sure if I tried to use that I'd be the guy who either got electrocuted or swallowed it.

I can't even remember what the website is called but the gist of it was pictures of x-rays of things people but into their bodies. Everyones seen the nail in the skull, but this had a whole section of things doctors have pulled out of patients asses. Coke bottles, vise-grips, coins, (?) , all sorts of wild stuff. The doctor that extracts a vibrating tongue toy would probably just add it to his collection of weird shit he's collected over the years. (Or give it back if it still worked, seventy bucks is seventy bucks.)

I can't even remember what the website is called but the gist of it was pictures of x-rays of things people but into their bodies. Everyones seen the nail in the skull, but this had a whole section of things doctors have pulled out of patients asses. Coke bottles, vise-grips, coins, (?) , all sorts of wild stuff. The doctor that extracts a vibrating tongue toy would probably just add it to his collection of weird shit he's collected over the years. (Or give it back if it still worked, seventy bucks is seventy bucks.)

Maybe my husband will choke on it. Ok kidding sort of.

Should be here anyday now sent priority today.

I seen that site some pretty funky things people have done.

sex swing? where are THOSE pics?

sex swing? where are THOSE pics?

you DO have a stutter

you DO have a stutter

and a delayed one at that

Well, I'm of the opinion that giving great head is an artform. There are some porn stars that don't even do it well. A girl has to have a creative imagination, and also watching a lot of porn doesn't hurt. You should to study the ones that really seem to do it well and practice all the different tecniques. Most importantly... You HAVE to swallow! Everyone knows that the tip of a man's penis is at it's most sensitive immediately after he starts to ejaculate. If your busy switching to your hand, or spitting it out... it isn't possible to REALLY give the head of his dick the workout with your mouth it deserves. Practice makes perfect. :silvio:

     Well, I'm of the opinion that giving great head is an artform. There are some porn stars that don't even do it well. A girl has to have a creative imagination, and also watching a lot of porn doesn't hurt. You should to study the ones that really seem to do it well and practice all the different tecniques. Most importantly... You HAVE to swallow! Everyone knows that the tip of a man's penis is at it's most sensitive immediately after he starts to ejaculate. If your busy switching to your hand, or spitting it out... it isn't possible to REALLY give the head of his dick the workout with your mouth it deserves. Practice makes perfect. :silvio:

:allhail: :allhail: :allhail: :allhail: :allhail: :jigg: :jigg:

lynette... you are amazing... i only wish i could get with a girl who thinks like you do...

     Well, I'm of the opinion that giving great head is an artform. There are some porn stars that don't even do it well. A girl has to have a creative imagination, and also watching a lot of porn doesn't hurt. You should to study the ones that really seem to do it well and practice all the different tecniques. Most importantly... You HAVE to swallow! Everyone knows that the tip of a man's penis is at it's most sensitive immediately after he starts to ejaculate. If your busy switching to your hand, or spitting it out... it isn't possible to REALLY give the head of his dick the workout with your mouth it deserves. Practice makes perfect. :silvio:

Hey hey hey......someone who thinks like me :suckadick: :cheers:

so diane, did you ever get that thing?

so diane, did you ever get that thing?

Yeah I posted about it somewhere let me find it and I will paste it here cause I am to lazy to retype it:D

Yeah I posted about it somewhere let me find it and I will paste it here cause I am to lazy to retype it:D

Curious to know myself.

Curious to know myself.

This is gonna be fun searching my posts when I got like over 2000 of them. FUck it will write a new review.


It felt good like my clit vibs. The husband who is a fan of going to the "store" as well call it when kids are around was more excited than me to get it but it wasnt all he thought it would be which I figured would happen. Basically he couldnt enjoy much with his tongue cause the thing site on the end of it. So I suggested him attatching it to his finger so he didnt have to hold it but so it would be close and he can do what he likes and still have that right there he did that and liked it much better.

For me of course I squirted a few times it felt awesome. :ph34r:

This is gonna be fun searching my posts when I got like over 2000 of them. FUck it will write a new review.
It felt good like my clit vibs. The husband who is a fan of going to the "store" as well call it when kids are around was more excited than me to get it but it wasnt all he thought it would be which I figured would happen. Basically he couldnt enjoy much with his tongue cause the thing site on the end of it. So I suggested him attatching it to his finger so he didnt have to hold it but so it would be close and he can do what he likes and still have that right there he did that and liked it much better.

For me of course I squirted a few times it felt awesome. :ph34r:

That was hot!!! pretty regular review until you just laid it out there in the end.

This is gonna be fun searching my posts when I got like over 2000 of them. FUck it will write a new review.
It felt good like my clit vibs. The husband who is a fan of going to the "store" as well call it when kids are around was more excited than me to get it but it wasnt all he thought it would be which I figured would happen. Basically he couldnt enjoy much with his tongue cause the thing site on the end of it. So I suggested him attatching it to his finger so he didnt have to hold it but so it would be close and he can do what he likes and still have that right there he did that and liked it much better.

For me of course I squirted a few times it felt awesome. :ph34r:

OMG :bang: :bonerfied: :blink: :bonerfied: :bang:
THUD! I think I fell over! Need help with that Diane?

Sigh

Yeah I posted about it somewhere let me find it and I will paste it here cause I am to lazy to retype it:D

good cuz i'm too lazy to even look :P

This is gonna be fun searching my posts when I got like over 2000 of them. FUck it will write a new review.
It felt good like my clit vibs. The husband who is a fan of going to the "store" as well call it when kids are around was more excited than me to get it but it wasnt all he thought it would be which I figured would happen. Basically he couldnt enjoy much with his tongue cause the thing site on the end of it. So I suggested him attatching it to his finger so he didnt have to hold it but so it would be close and he can do what he likes and still have that right there he did that and liked it much better.

For me of course I squirted a few times it felt awesome. :ph34r:

PICS?!

good cuz i'm too lazy to even look :P
PICS?!

No :(