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COMEDYMAN
post Dec 23 2007, 06:30 PM
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Since I am the first ...... I would just whip my dick out, grease up my hand in some suntan oil so i can act like Im jerking off at the beach and watch a vid with one of my favorite Skinamax starlets Kim Dawson and paint my name on the ceiling.

Why? cause I like jerkin off!!! :D
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bondiguy
post Dec 23 2007, 06:38 PM
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Whilst this is a funny and great thread idea I would have to say I'd need 3 bottles of tequila, some acid, X, 2 dozen valiums and 3kg of industral strength soap for afterward
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misschickie
post Dec 24 2007, 04:33 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 23 2007, 03:38 PM)
Whilst this is a funny and great thread idea I would have to say I'd need 3 bottles of tequila, some acid, X, 2 dozen valiums and 3kg of industral strength soap for afterward
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Well, I would ply him with a lot of alcohol and green, turn out the lights and tell him I was Bunni.

Then I'd fuck the Simpsons out of him.
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FreakyShinnizle
post Dec 24 2007, 05:56 PM
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Easy, after winning against her to strip poker, I'd console her... from behind :letsfuck:

Or I could bring her to a LAN party and share her with my buddies :spankin:
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bondiguy
post Dec 26 2007, 11:31 PM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Dec 25 2007, 07:33 AM)
Well, I would ply him with a lot of alcohol and green, turn out the lights and tell him I was Bunni.

Then I'd fuck the Simpsons out of him.
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I am 2 steps ahead of you on your plan :P
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baby21
post Dec 27 2007, 12:33 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 26 2007, 11:31 PM)
I am 2 steps ahead of you on your plan :P
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How wouldn't I fuck him!!!
Please, thank you, and give me more!!!
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bondiguy
post Dec 27 2007, 01:17 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 27 2007, 03:33 PM)
How wouldn't I fuck him!!!
Please, thank you, and give me more!!!
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Hmmmm one can only dream
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baby21
post Dec 27 2007, 03:07 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 01:17 AM)
Hmmmm one can only dream
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and I for one do a LOT of dreaming... :letsfuck:
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bondiguy
post Dec 27 2007, 05:18 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 06:07 AM)
and I for one do a LOT of dreaming...  :letsfuck:
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Explain.... in detail.... with pictorial back up
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baby21
post Dec 27 2007, 11:28 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 05:18 PM)
Explain.... in detail.... with pictorial back up
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I don't know about the pictorial back up but I'd want you on your back, hands tied up, me on top, grinding the fuck out of you for starters....
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bondiguy
post Dec 27 2007, 11:31 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:28 PM)
I don't know about the pictorial back up but I'd want you on your back, hands tied up, me on top, grinding the fuck out of you for starters....
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:o

I just fainted
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baby21
post Dec 27 2007, 11:34 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 11:31 PM)
:o

I just fainted
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I knew you couldn't take the pictorial back up!!!
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bondiguy
post Dec 27 2007, 11:39 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:34 PM)
I knew you couldn't take the pictorial back up!!!
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I have a respirator on hand now! :P
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baby21
post Dec 27 2007, 11:40 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 11:39 PM)
I have a respirator on hand now! :P
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Hmm welll.. I mite need a little motivating now haha.
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bondiguy
post Dec 27 2007, 11:42 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:40 PM)
Hmm welll.. I mite need a little motivating now haha.
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Baby, Baby, she's our girl.... if she can't do it, no one........ can! :P
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baby21
post Dec 27 2007, 11:50 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 11:42 PM)
Baby, Baby, she's our girl.... if she can't do it, no one........ can! :P
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Heck yes! Now I'm up for saving the world... what was I supposed to be doing again?
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bondiguy
post Dec 27 2007, 11:52 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:50 PM)
Heck yes! Now I'm up for saving the world... what was I supposed to be doing again?
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providing pictorial evidence :P
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baby21
post Dec 27 2007, 11:54 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 11:52 PM)
providing pictorial evidence :P
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Oh.. right...


Do you take rainchecks?
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bondiguy
post Dec 28 2007, 12:01 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:54 PM)
Oh.. right...
Do you take rainchecks?
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Only from teenagers :P
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baby21
post Dec 28 2007, 12:02 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2007, 12:01 AM)
Only from teenagers :P
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Hey!! Stop making me sound younger than I am...
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bondiguy
post Dec 28 2007, 12:05 AM
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Hey!! Stop making me sound younger than I am...
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Haha.... it's technically true? haha

I just like playing around with ya
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baby21
post Dec 28 2007, 12:06 AM
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Haha.... it's technically true? haha

I just like playing around with ya
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For 6 more months and then I'll join the rest of you losers in the non-teen years... :P
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bondiguy
post Dec 28 2007, 12:10 AM
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For 6 more months and then I'll join the rest of you losers in the non-teen years... :P
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Thats when alcoholism kicks in
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baby21
post Dec 28 2007, 12:22 AM
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Thats when alcoholism kicks in
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Yay.. something to look forward to.
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bondiguy
post Dec 28 2007, 12:23 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 03:22 PM)
Yay.. something to look forward to.
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Sex gets better too!
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baby21
post Dec 28 2007, 12:27 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2007, 12:23 AM)
Sex gets better too!
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Seriously??
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Macdonald
post Dec 28 2007, 12:28 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 12:27 AM)
Seriously??
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isn't that where they get the saying "sex is like a fine wine, only gets better with age?" :P
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bondiguy
post Dec 28 2007, 12:30 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 03:27 PM)
Seriously??
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Well you're always learning new shit and whilst guys reportedly peak in their late teens/early twenties... ladies peak in their late twenties to early thirties.

I'd be vummed if I didn't think I was a better lay now than when I was 19
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baby21
post Dec 28 2007, 12:45 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2007, 12:30 AM)
Well you're always learning new shit and whilst guys reportedly peak in their late teens/early twenties... ladies peak in their late twenties to early thirties.

I'd be vummed if I didn't think I was a better lay now than when I was 19
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True indeed...
Dang.. I got lots to look forward too!
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bondiguy
post Dec 28 2007, 12:47 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 03:45 PM)
True indeed...
Dang.. I got lots to look forward too!
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If you need any hands on pointers give me a yell!
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